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I'm still waiting for them to install our RoboCop statue. I offered up my front yard but was declined

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He was making Eric go back to college for a law degree but Eric went to Disneyland instead and blew the tuition on Dole whips

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Mrs. Doyle

When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!

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I'm fine with an EV that only has a 100 mile range. Im just not willing to pay more that $15k for it. It obviously can be sold for that much. I don't need a seat warmer or even powered windows, just a box with windows.

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People are broke and broken. They don't care anymore and settle for sugar frosted cardboard for dinner. This guy is up there smiling and thinking "all this misery is great for business!"

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Those hours are insane for a Grodge sale. 10hr days. I wonder if they have any used socks, I like them broken in.

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Have you tried lying on the floor, curling up into a ball, and giving up all hope? Always worked for me

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Before toilets were invented people would designate a post in the village where you could drop your pants and lean against it while shitting. This was a major innovation from the previously used shit caltrops

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"a murder" implies only one

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Review: "Ran by a former male supermodel, doesnt know how to use the replicator and cooks all his food. Sometimes stops speaking in the middle of a sentence and starts beeping."

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Suspiciously the bodycams were off but i've heard the voyager crew was originally twice as large until she ran out of coffee the first time.

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There is never a better time to quit sugar than now. I lost 20 pounds within a few months when I did it. It is amazing the excess calories we eat without realizing.

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You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

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Not me, I went straight to Unmotivated Anarchy

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I bet they are going to cancel Putin's Netflix account now. Could start WW3

What music to do you listen to while working?

Personally work in IT, mostly fixing server and infrastructure. Big fan of listening to ambiance music while working: the kind of music and sounds that make you forget that you’re listening to it, to me, that’s the perfect kind of working music. Otherwise I will listen to game and movie soundtracks from Lotr, Star Wars,...

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The soothing music of Robert Evans's nasally voice saying the word Raytheon

It's a very special anniversary for me: I haven't had solid food in my stomach for six months as of 9:30 this morning. [This is a very long rant, please no medical advice.]

Before I begin- Again, please no medical advice or suggestions. I am going to the Mayo Clinic in March and I will get their advice and I am just going to ignore any medical advice posted, sorry. Please no pity party either, I’m just angry and need a a place to rant and vent, that’s it. Feel free to ignore this post and move...

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My professional medical advice as a medicinal professional is to hey hey hey hey smoke weed every day

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Nothing good, nothing bad. Like Chernobyl

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Sometimes the signs for bipolar disorder are in an easy to read bumper sticker format

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Humans get to slowly raise the temperature of the world over 100 years until it causes a mass extinction event. It's very effective.

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