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This lady must hate those caricature artists on the boardwalk.

"HOW DARE YOU DRAW ME LIKE THAT. I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THAT!"

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Maybe arrange to have myself tortured again so he can watch. He loves that sentimental shit.

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Just when you think you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

The whales said it's cool, guys. Carry on.

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I'm sure his teammates and coaches are going to love that the fucking kicker is bringing them such negative attention. This isn't (even) Tim Tebow. It's THE KICKER.

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I agree. A perfect example is how Russia bought Jill Stein and Donald Trump, among others.

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I guess the Russians provide all of our candidates because they don't have elections of their own?

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I paid $30 for a used mountain bike that I rode for years. The trick was that I bought it from a bike co-op that sold used bikes, so knowledgeable people had already looked it over and fixed it up and they offered cheap stands/tools/help for any work you needed to do yourself. Did many 25-mile round-trips from Northern Virginia to work in D.C. on that thing.

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In a pinch, you can also just flush a piece of plastic wrap down the toilet every time you eat a slice of long egg for the same effect.

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And also your mom is so ancient and immense that it transcends the limits of langauge and comprehension.

16 year olds should legally be allowed to vote in my opinion

Seriously it really grinds my gears that the Canadian government thinks that 16 years olds are mature and intelligent enough to drive a car, work a full-time job, pay taxes, apply for a passport, and are able to live independently on their own without a parent or guardian if they want to and get married with parent consent....

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I'll take that risk, having seen how most of the "wizened" people with life experience vote.

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This is bleeding-edge progressive stuff. We need all 49 other states to follow and we can finally get rid of climate change in America once and for all.

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Gold Man Sacks? Nice! How much are gilded testicles?

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Your mom likes to pork at room temperature.

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I'm only kidding. I know how sweaty she likes it.

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That reminds me: my Uncrustable should be ready.

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Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.

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Though it also looks like a pretty sparse crowd relative to the recent pro-Palestinian rallies in Israel.

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Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

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Sorry, apologies to any of the living Husseins who may have read my tasteless joke.

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