univers3man,

Am I the only one trying to shoehorn these lyrics into Steve miller’s joker?

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

I’m with the orcas.

Sink them all.

slurpinderpin,

Aren’t they going after sailboats? These aren’t like mega-yachts owned by Bezos. It’s like someone’s entire life savings, retirement plan

Etterra,

So you make enough money to purchase a luxury boat? Well do I have THE vacation destination for you!

Ilovethebomb,

These have mostly been small sailing vessels, and in some cases the family home. We’re not talking about the 1% here.

DrElementary,

Is anyone else bothered by the addition of the word “just”, which throws off the whole rhythm and doesn’t need to be there in any way?

Etterra,

It works if you pronounce the last word as three syllables. I don’t know if that’s the correct way to pronounce it, but it is the American way to pronounce it.

slackassassin,

Naw, the line should only be 4 syllables. “I’m a mother” is the og.

bitwaba,

I’d imagine whoever wrote this doesn’t know how to pronounce Majorca

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know how that’s my favorite Zelda game

bitwaba,

I smoked majorka’s ass once.

GUD SHIT

DrElementary,

“I’m a bitch”

3 syllables

“I’m an orca”

4 syllables

“Sinking yachts”

3 syllables

“Off Majorca”

4 syllables

Adding “Just” makes it 5, which is too many for the pattern

Etterra,

5 works just fine.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It’s awkward, especially since the “just” is completely unnecessary.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Also, “Imma hit you with my tail” is one syllable too many. “I’ll” would work better.

GrymEdm, (edited )

Orcas have been such bros to humanity (no wild orcas have ever been recorded intentionally attacking humans) that if they’re hitting boats I’m starting with the assumption that it’s the humans fucking up. There’s a lot more history of humans being cruel/stupid to wildlife than there is of orcas doing the same to us.

Orcas have rarely injured and in one case killed their trainers when held captive, but that’s essentially them fighting being held hostage. “No one is sure what causes the animals to react in this way, but boredom, frustration and ill health, both physical and mental, have all been implicated,” says Rob. “These incidents have resulted in serious injuries to trainers and, in one case at least, proved to be fatal.”

TheSealStartedIt,

Mallorca

Thcdenton,

Man I’m just glad this isnt happening in Cali. I really like sailing.

aeronmelon,

I want to believe that orcas absolutely would belt out singer/songwriter hits from the 1990s if they could.

mindbleach,

The word “just” breaks scansion. Count your syllables, people.

lunarul,

Fun fact: orcas are not whales. The name “killer whale” is a reversal of their previous name, “whale killers”. They’re just mean dolphins.

AngryCommieKender,

They normally aren’t mean. Orcas used to hunt whales with us. We would give them all the stuff we didn’t want, and they’d herd whale pods to the ships.

lunarul,

I really meant badass, but they can definitely be mean. All intelligent animals have a mean side.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

They’re mean to seals.

AngryCommieKender,

Well they eat everything that they can get a hold of, as a species, except us. Individual pods have varied diets

aeronmelon,

Dolphins are mean dolphins.

DreamlandLividity,

*Orcas are nice dolphins

burgersc12,

Dolphins are whales source

egrets,

I’ve never seen a convincing source for this factoid. As best I can tell, “killer whale” was never “whale killer” in recorded written text.

Si_sierra,

“Orcas were given the name ‘killer whale’ by ancient sailors’ observations of groups of orcas hunting and preying on larger whale species. They called orcas ballena asesina, or ‘killer whale.’ Their Latin name, Orcinus orca, also reflects this observation of orcas feeding on large whales. Orcinus translates to ‘of the kingdom of the dead,’ and orca refers to a kind of whale.”

Source: us.whales.org/whales-dolphins/facts-about-orcas/

So seems like this etymology makes more sense.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Just when you think you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

The whales said it's cool, guys. Carry on.

octopus_ink,
sukhmel,

I’ll just remind that not every yacht costs millions, there are those that cost less than a 2016 Harley Davidson. Don’t know what kind of yacht was sunk this time, but I guess it wasn’t a big one

Also, orcas are pissed off because of fishermen, plus fishermen now play loud music to piss them even more ward them off. I’m totally on the orcas side, but would prefer if those loud fisherboats were damaged instead

dingus,

I had no idea about the yacht price. Do you have an example listing? Because if it’s something as small and as cheap as you say then I have a hard time classifying a little boat with a motor as a yacht.

Wikipedia indicates that while not a standard definition, a yacht is generally classified as me having an overnight sleeping cabin and is at least 10 meters/33 feet long. I can’t imagine something like that being as cheap as you describe, even if it’s not a multi million dollar vessel.

sukhmel,

To add to the excellent answer by @ebc, sailboats don’t require a motor, you may as well maneuver tight spots with a paddle and use sails on (relatively) open water

ebc,

Going from this random 2016 Harley for ~$18k, there are a lot of good boats that are cheaper and would qualify as a yacht per your definition (sleeping cabin, 33+ feet)

Overall, there are ~3 price ranges for used sailboats: Under $10k, you’ll have small-ish boats (under 27 ft) in pretty good condition or medium-ish boats (25-35 ft) that need a little work. Around $50k you’ll get older (1980’s), medium-large boats (35-45ft) in good condition, or smaller ones in very good condition. And at $100k-$200k you’ll get much newer medium-large boats (2005+).

For reference, my first sailboat cost me $2k.

SoleInvictus,

Thank you for this, I had no idea. I now see that I also assumed that yacht = super rich asshole boat. They’re so much cheaper than I expected! I could sail the ocean for less than $20k. Damn.

FarmTaco,

gonna need a lot of work and other items to actually sail, fire suppression, satnav, depth sounder, licensing etc. its still a rich asshole boat but not a super rich asshole boat.

sailingbythelee,

Not at all. Fire suppression on a small yacht is a hand-held fire extinguisher or two, which is $30. In fact, I don’t know anyone who has more than that for fire suppression. Satnav is not necessary, but most boats over 30ft will have a chart plotter already because manual charting is a lot of work. Every sailboat over 30 feet has a depth sounder already. A decent chartplotter-depth sounder combo is about $1200, like a laptop, if you need or want to replace it for some reason, but they’ll last 20 years no problem. Small sailboats don’t require much paperwork and don’t require annual licensing in many jurisdictions, just a small one-time registration fee when you buy it. Permits for international travel are cheap. If I recall correctly, the permit to sail to the US, for example, is under $100.

You definitely don’t have to be a rich asshole to own a sailboat and it is weird that this perception persists. My first sailboat was a 1983 30-footer that I got for $18,000 about 10 years ago. My slightly newer 36-footer was $45,000 and it is big enough for a coastal cruising couple to live on pretty comfortably. The vast majority of boats are designed to be sailed by a cruising couple, and most sailors are stinky, sunburned, slightly stressed, somewhat impaired, and bruised from doing their own maintenance and being tossed around in rough conditions.

The average sailboat is basically a trailer on the water, except you don’t need a big truck to haul it. You can spend as much or as little as you want to, of course, but the majority of boats in an average marina (ie, not a rich Florida asshole marina) are 1980s-era fiberglass boats in the 30-40 ft range. The engines are typically 3-cylinder marinized small diesel tractor engines in the 25-50 horsepower range that’ll push the boat at about 6 knots (about 11 km/h). This is not the description of a rich asshole toy. This is a solid, middle-class hobby similar to trailer camping.

FarmTaco,

You definitely don’t have to be a rich asshole to own a sailboat and it is weird that this perception persists. My first sailboat was a 1983 30-footer that I got for $18,000 about 10 years ago. My slightly newer 36-footer was $45,000

my brother you are out here with a 45000 pleasure craft that does literally nothing beneficial and think its nothing, i think you may in fact be a rich asshole.

sailingbythelee, (edited )

My brother, I didn’t say it was “nothing”, I said it was middle class. I worked a second job in the evenings to save up enough to afford the first boat. Then I sold the first boat for the same amount I paid for it and used that plus some savings and a small loan to afford the second boat, which I just paid off. And I drove a rust bucket for an extra five years so I could afford to save for the second boat. I didn’t just have a spare $45k laying around. And even if I did manage to save $45k over a decade, that’s still not rich by any means.

Middle class is not rich. Fundamentally, it means you have to work for a living and make more than the bare minimum needed to get by. Middle class means you can save a little and be able to afford a little nicer house over time, a decent car, and a few luxuries. If you only make enough money to scrape by with no ability to save, then you aren’t middle class, you are poor. Being middle class also means you need that pay cheque every two weeks and that you are vulnerable to becoming poor if you lose your job.

sukhmel,

With any hobby one can go above and beyond making it expensive af, or go above and beyond doing everything on their own with as little expenses as possible

There’s a great story of a person who built his first yacht on his balcony and then proceeded to circumnavigate the world in it, and then some more

I don’t exactly know how costly it was, but it definitely was not an example of a rich asshole:

Yevgeny Gvozdev building his miniyacht on his appartment’s balcony in Pinsk, Belarus

ebc, (edited )

Licensing isn’t really a thing in North America (except maybe the $50 card we have to get here in Canada), insurance can get complicated / pricey but you only really need liability which is much cheaper, and all the fire & safety stuff usually comes with the boat and isn’t that expensive anyway.

You can obviously go crazy on electronics, and boy are these expensive indeed, but you can also just use any old tablet* with Aquamaps or Navionics installed. Try to get one that’s waterproof or get a waterproof case.

The most expensive part, honestly, is where you park it.

So yeah, it’s a money-pit, but it’s possible to keep costs under control.

(*) You need a tablet with a GPS receiver. iPads used to only have it on cellular models (no need for a plan), but most Android tablets have it.

sukhmel,

Although many things may differ in different parts of the world, this seems to be universal:

The most expensive part, honestly, is where you park it.

I used to sail with my friend sometimes, and his boat was parked in the town about a 100 miles away. It was because after the last cheap place closed to become an estate construction site, it would cost more than 2% of his yacht’s cost per month to park it closer

ebc,

Just be aware that there’s a huge difference between coastal sailing and bluewater sailing. You can sail “on the ocean” but stay relatively near shore in a lot of boats. All the ones I’ve mentioned would be good for coastal sailing, where you’re never more than a few hours away from shore.

To go truly offshore and cross an ocean you really want something more substantial. Why? It’s mostly because you’re much more likely to get caught in bad weather or to get something that breaks, so you need a lot more redundancy (spare parts, etc) and the boat needs to be built to withstand a lot more forces. Offshore you’re also constantly moving because of waves; something that flexes a little when you hit a large-ish wave will maybe flex 3-4 times during an outing in coastal or protected waters, but will flex every ~4 seconds for 20 days during an Atlantic crossing which adds up to about a half-million times. This can break a lot of stainless parts on your boat.

Anyway, still achievable, I just wanted to add some perspective

SoleInvictus,

Thanks again. I know next to nothing about boats so this is all new, interesting information for me. I’m definitely not planning on getting one any time soon, I just never imagined it was even potentially achievable.

brbposting,

Super interesting! Thanks

enbyecho,

I can’t imagine something like that being as cheap as you describe, even if it’s not a multi million dollar vessel.

To add to some of the excellent answers: There is a whole category of folks who do van life, but it’s sailboat life. They live on the boat full time and go extremely low-budget – few of them are wealthy at all. People get hung up on “yacht” and all the baggage that word brings. Many purchased a boat in lieu of a van or a house. So even if you spent $100k it’s a cheaper life than on land in most cases.

Examples of low budget sailors you can check out:

Sam Holmes - I don’t know what he paid for his current boat but he’s super frugal. I’d be shocked if he paid more than $15k and it was probably a LOT less, knowing him. While back in the US he was sailing a boat (Bayfield 29) he got for free.

Sailing Uma - While this couple are now doing much better financially (thanks to their Youtube content) they originally paid $3k for their boat, put as I recall about another $3-5k into it and have been sailing ever since, including across the Atlantic and up to Svalbard, Norway, Iceland, etc.

Wind Hippie Sailing - Holly, who is pretty damned poor, sails a Grinde 27 which was a real fixer upper when she bought it. Not sure of the price but probably under $20k.

There are of course a ton of sailers out there who are not visible. I know of a couple of people who got their boat for free and have sailed at least from the US West coast to Hawaii or around the Carribean living on practically nothing.

Woozythebear,

Find me a yacht that costs less than a Harley… I’ll wait

chetradley,
Woozythebear,

I said Yacht, not a sail boat.

ebc,

Sailboats like this are routinely called “yacht”. Yacht is a very non descriptive term for boats that just means a pleasure boat. A lot of very different boats fit that description.

GeneralEmergency,

a boat with sails and sometimes an engine, used for either racing or travelling on for pleasure:

dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/…/yacht

Take the L.

Vandals_handle,
@Vandals_handle@lemmy.world avatar

Yacht is a boat, sail or power, that has a cabin for sleeping. Large size is not a prerequisite. Some boats as small as 17 ft meet this definition.

sukhmel, (edited )

Define yacht then

Edit: oh, it seems, the American English strikes again

As per UK definition I’m accustomed to, a yacht is:

a boat with sails and sometimes an engine, used for either racing or travelling on for pleasure

While the US definition is:

a large and usually expensive boat, used for racing or for traveling around for pleasure

Although this, too, doesn’t rule out a yacht not necessarily being expensive, and don’t really say what’s large in actual size

SuddenDownpour,

If I ever find myself turned into an orca and someone’s sailing close to me blasting off loud music, they’re getting wet.

halendos,

Yeah, they are damaging mostly sailboats, not those millionaire party yachts you imagine. Boats from families and people who just want to sail and chill on the ocean, literally the least environmental damaging boats there are.

Woozythebear,

Oh won’t someone think of the family that’s not billionaire rich just millionaire rich.

halendos,

So I have a 35ft sailboat (or yacht) that I paid less than 10k euros for, and I sail it with my family on the weekends near places where orcas sometimes roam, tell me how I am a millionaire again? Or how its “justice” if they someday sink my boat? Because these are the ones they are attacking. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all against those sea monstrosities from the ultra rich, but cheering for the orcas is not the way. Someday they will get someone killed, and they will probably be hunted down until they stop being a threat.

Woozythebear,

Bro, you’re in their habitat… don’t want to get sunk then don’t go there.

Nelots,

Great job completely avoiding everything they said!

mojofrododojo, (edited )

Yeah but they ain’t exactly wrong. If I had a sailboat I’d avoid the areas orca’s were attacking actively and uh, reconsider things.

My dude/ette, marine mammals that are really intelligent are organizing and orchestrating attacks on human built vessels, this is “WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL” intensity shit.

I think the ocean is cooking and we’re seeing all the wildlife go bonkers.

ameancow,

The people to attack in this mess are the fishing boats and the other yachts that are actually impacting the habits and habitats of the whales, the very last thing we want to do here is gnash and hate on each other.

Unless you hate the whales and everything they represent, in which case the door is over there. Our silly boaty time fun is recreation, our recreation is not more important than other sapient life on this fucking planet.

mojofrododojo, (edited )

we simply have to acheive communications with the orcas and explain to them that though they can attack and disable your small vessel, they should instead attack the larger vessels that are doing harm to them.

to which, they’ll reply, eeeeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwEEEEEwwwwwwwwwooooooooOOOoOOOOoo

which is orca for, “Bitch, I can’t eat metal.”

I kid, but you know, it’s real.

ebc,

It’s more of a “thousandaire” thing honestly

ebc,

I just stumbled upon the article, and apparently it was this one. From a quick glance at the listing, I’d say this particular one is a ~$400k-$700k boat.

EDIT: I was wrong, it’s more like $200k-$300k

sukhmel,

Thanks, that’s more expensive than I thought :)

People who were on the yacht at the time may have gotten it for around €3300, as it was available to rent

Edit: lol, I’ve linked the same article you mentioned, because I didn’t check the other link

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

Yea it’s pretty dumb how many people assume that, when all the videos I’ve seen are of typical-sized sailboats with fiberglass hulls. If people stopped to think for a second, they’d realize it’d be a lot harder to sink steel-hulled large luxury motor yachts / super yachts like billionaires & mega millionaires have

prettybunnys,

Which should have us scared for the next generation of weapons the orcas develop to handle the megayachts

Baahb,

My brain wants me to translate this into creep and I can’t.

VulKendov,
@VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

I believe its supposed to be to “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks.

Wanderer,

I thought it was the Australian hit number one I’m a bloke

“I’m a bloke, I’m an ocker”…

Rhymes a bit better.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q

VulKendov,
@VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

I think you might be on to something

teft,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a goddess, I’m a queen

My teeth are not baleen

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