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emmreef

@emmreef@mastodon.world

Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

Alt account @emmreef1

Let's play some #hashtaggames

Header: Pop-tart mascot holding sign that says "dreams really do come true"
Profile pic: man with handlebar mustache and machine on head

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emmreef, to random
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It's people like this that gave us Trump.

emmreef, to TaylorSwift
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emmreef, to twitter
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It does warm the cockels of one's heart



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emmreef, to random
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So what's with the bear/woman thing I keep seeing?

emmreef, (edited ) to superbowl
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What are you feasting on for the

Pick multiple answers. Part II of the quiz in the reply to this

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emmreef, to NFL
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Don't know if anyone saw this about the game. Tepper is running this organization into the ground.

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emmreef, to Amazon
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Oh God... is turning this game into a giant infomercial. It's not the Black Friday game, it's the Home Shopping Channel game

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emmreef, to TaylorSwift
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I want to see try to show up at a game where the Chiefs play the Eagles at Philadelphia. Watch out for those batteries Tay.

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emmreef, to animals
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Anyone else in the northern hemisphere having to tell their cats to f*** off because it's not dinner time but they think it is because the days are getting shorter?

emmreef, to NFL
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As much as I can't stand some of the things Cris Collinsworth says (Now here's a guy...).

He's a better broadcaster than Jason Garrett.

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emmreef, to random
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Lol

flunky and The Right Stuff dating app founder posted a TikTok of him talking about giving fake money to homeless people so they'd get arrested for using fake money. Now he's being reported to the Secret Service for the fake money.

They should just name The Right Stuff "Incels R Us"

emmreef, to random
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You do hurt your own cause when you resort to violence. This is just nonsense.

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@GottaLaff I know you were calling out accounts to block. Here's a good one. The Joe Rogan pic, the green m&m with exposed breasts, & the all caps replies in everything are red flags

emmreef, to nfl
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"oh let's check in on any news with the New York Jets"

[Throws phone into a pond]

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emmreef, to boardgames
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Ok Mastodon what game do you own but have never played? You've had it for 6 months or more.

I've had Photosynthesis for like 3 years and haven't gotten around to play it.

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This, this, this

emmreef, (edited ) to TaylorSwift
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It's all cute now but when do we hear

" #taylorswift is a distraction to the #kansascitychiefs & #traviskelce "

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emmreef, (edited ) to random
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How many rage shitposts will he do between now and the morning?

emmreef, to nfl
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Reminder that is a moron

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emmreef, to random
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Testing...

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Totally random thought...

I haven't had pineapple upside down cake in a really long time. Is that a dessert that's been forgotten about?

emmreef, to Starwars
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was right to fire Gina Carano.

emmreef, to random
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Maggie Haberman today: appears to be asleep at his hush money trial

Maggie Haberman 2025: Trump was also shitting his pants and drawing swastikas on his legal pad. You can read all about it in my book.

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Starting to have flashbacks of Green Bay's game against Dallas

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