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rolle, (edited ) to fediverse
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Why do you like Mastodon (or any open source Fediverse app of your choosing) the most? (You can choose multiple choices)

Boosts appreciated for reach.

argv_minus_one,
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@antranigv

I don't think most people realize just how important that distinction is.

Open, non-product protocols are the whole entire reason why the Internet succeeded, and proprietary networking solutions like IPX/SPX and DECnet didn't.

It's also what brought us successful Internet applications like email, IRC, and the web, and it's the reason Gopher failed.

Now we just need to send commercial social media platforms like X and Discord to the dustbin of history where they belong.

@rolle

intransitivelie, to random
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What I wanted from AI: hundreds of robot servants to automate away all my stupid, repetitive tasks, leaving me free to pursue the life of the mind.

What I expected from AI: self-driving cars maybe, at some point.

What I got from AI: a wrong-answer machine which steals money from me and is powered by burning the rainforest.

argv_minus_one,
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@intransitivelie

What the owners of “AI” wanted from it: to replace human labor, so they can exterminate everyone while still having robots to grow their food and wipe their bottoms.

Hence why they're all building bunkers.

They're not going to get their wish, at least not this decade, but their omnicidal malevolence nonetheless chills me to the bone. Not even Hitler wanted to eradicate all of humankind.

golgaloth, to CrystalsHashtags
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Someone reminded me it's time to post some alternatives to Adobe software:

argv_minus_one,
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@golgaloth

There are some FOSS PDF tools out there, but they tend to be fairly single-purpose, whereas Acrobat is more of a Swiss Army knife of PDFs.

Consider:

StillIRise1963, to random
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When your gay friends are stripped of their marriages, tell them you didn’t vote because you wanted to make a statement about Gaza.

argv_minus_one,
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@Oggie @QueerInTheCountry @StillIRise1963

Anyone who thinks “it'll never happen” has obviously never read history.

RickiTarr, to random
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99.9% of jobs do not require urgency of any kind, really they don't. We've all had a boss who acts like someone will die if we don't hit some made up deadline by people who don't even do the job. No one needs their meal 1 minute faster or the paperwork before tomorrow morning. Your time off actually doesn't need to wait. Sometimes I think about how legitimately bad most businesses are at time management and hiring, and I wonder how they manage to exist at all.

argv_minus_one,
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@RickiTarr

Let it never be said that capitalism is rational, and the invisible hand of the free market punishes irrationality. Nothing could be further from the truth.

mekkaokereke, (edited ) to random
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Rapper Meek Mill is wondering out loud if Africans have access to streaming music apps like Spotify, and if so, if they listen to his music.

There aren't enough stories about the Africans working at big tech companies, but there are a lot of us. There are many Ghanaians, South Africans, Kenyans, and Nigerians 🙋🏿‍♂️, working in tech.

I often remind folks that Nigerian 7th grade math curriculum includes binary, octal, hexadecimal, statistics and data, algebra, and geometry.

https://youtu.be/2JTnr9XW-lk?si=D4ch-nw-zDkKNiAe

argv_minus_one,
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@mekkaokereke

The US isn't great at teaching white kids, either, as I found out firsthand when I was young, and I gather it's gotten a lot worse since then.

We really don't value education around here, which is pretty shocking for what is supposed to be the most advanced nation on Earth.

GottaLaff, to random
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supporters try to doxx jurors and post violent threats after his conviction

On social media and web forums, users called for jurors, judges and prosecutors to be killed after the former president was found guilty on 34 felony counts.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-supporters-try-doxx-jurors-violent-threats-conviction-rcna154882

argv_minus_one,
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@LisaWarnerLisaLuv

Artificial incheezeification.

Old-fashioned by-hand incheezeification is generally regarded as a superior product, but it is much more costly and therefore rarely used.

@tootsnotreal @dannotdaniel @GottaLaff

argv_minus_one,
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@dannotdaniel

This is the whey. Use machine learning for what it's actually good at. Not telling people to season their spaghetti with gasoline, lol wtf.

@LisaWarnerLisaLuv @tootsnotreal @GottaLaff

RickiTarr, to random
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Something I've noticed a lot lately, is that especially Boomer women, but honestly, women in general, don't seem to ask for what they want or need in a direct way. I notice this a lot with my Mom and her friends. Instead of just asking for what they need directly they tell a story, to ask in a roundabout way. For instance, my Mom needed help this morning, and Instead of just saying, "Hey, I dropped my remote, can you pick it up for me?" She tells a one minute story about what happened, no ask, and eventually I get the point, and then suggest that I come pick it up. Or if one of her friends wants to do something like have a birthday party for a friend, they don't say "We should have a party!" They say, It's Sarah's Birthday coming up, you know she likes surprises, what does everyone think we should do?"

I often wonder if this is why older people think younger women are rude and demanding, because younger people often just ask for what they want and need in a more direct way. But also it's probably just straight up sexism, because men are supposed to make decisions, and women are supposed to make suggestions.

What do you all think? Is this just me? Have you experienced something similar?

argv_minus_one,
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@RickiTarr

Meanwhile, in my household,

Her: “Argv, make me a tea.”
Me: “Ok. 👍”

Straight to the point, and that's how I like it. Being forced to guess what people want is irritating.

RickiTarr, to random
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Why are you like this?

argv_minus_one,
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@GreenRoc

“This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Kidding, of course. 😁

@RickiTarr

RickiTarr, to random
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This was a fun one, so let's do it again. What is something you've learned that seems unlikely, even though you know it's true? Here's one I think about a lot:

Sight, while being something something many people are born with, is not an innate ability, but something we learn to do. People who were born blind or were blind for a long time, who get sight, have to learn to see.

argv_minus_one,
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@RickiTarr

Truth. Getting a signal from your eyeballs is innate, but recognizing that signal as an image and processing it accordingly is learned.

Fun fact! Your brain does not care which nerve it receives that signal from. A while back, someone made a device that stimulates the (blind) user's tongue according to the image from a camera. The user's brain eventually recognized these stimuli as visual input.

argv_minus_one,
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@RickiTarr

It was discussed on TV in the late '90s, which is how I heard about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainport

And then it took 20 years for the FDA to get around to approving the damn thing. 🙄

gsuberland, to random
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Microsoft Recall is going to make post-breach impact analysis impossible. Right now IR processes can establish a timeline of data stewardship to identify what information may have been available to an attacker based on the level of access they obtained. It's not trivial work, but IR folks can do it. Once a system with Recall is compromised, all data that has touched that system is potentially compromised too, and the ML indirection makes it near impossible to confidently identify a blast radius.

argv_minus_one,
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@gsuberland

It appears that, once again, the primary use case of “ ” is to facilitate crime.

jwildeboer, to random
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I know the next 3-7 days will be filled with exaggeration and doomsday talk, but IMHO the backdoor, though seemingly meticulously planned for a long time, failed miserably as it was caught at a stage where it wasn't widely deployed but only in testing/prerelease distros. Yes, it made it quite far in the supply chain but it ultimately failed. The mess is being cleaned up, no cases of actual use of the exploit in the wild are known thus far. The immune system of FOSS has worked. Again.

argv_minus_one,
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@jwildeboer

The back door was discovered by serendipity. It could easily have gone unnoticed, if not for one person randomly noticing that logging in via ssh had gotten slightly slower, and then actually bothering to investigate why.

We're relying on luck to detect these attacks, and luck eventually runs out.

baldur, to random
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That feeling when you have a look at Linkedin and see a former boss write about how LLMs mean the end of coding and programming as a job. That now the only thing needed to get working software is to describe clearly what you want, something they were always manifestly incapable of doing

😑

argv_minus_one,
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@baldur

The LLM prompt is the worst language ever invented, because it has no guarantees whatsoever. Literally all behavior is undefined behavior.

argv_minus_one, to random
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If a tells you that is a bad idea, that politician is trying to stop you from . that politician out, with extreme prejudice.

argv_minus_one, to Cybersecurity
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xz: backdoored

xz maintainer: fell victim to social engineering, reportedly due to ill health

xz co-maintainers responsible for code review: don't exist; nobody's getting paid to do that

Corporate security impresarios in the near future, probably: “Three-factor authentication is now mandatory. This will solve everything for sure this time.”

EU government: “Open source is now illegal. Use proprietary software instead; it never contains malware.”

argv_minus_one, to HashtagGames
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Terminator 2:

Two robots are sent back in time to take care of a young boy. They have a dispute, which is settled by the boy's mother.

argv_minus_one, to random
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Let this go down in history as the day a saved America from a terrible evil.

Blessed be the boobs, or some porn-star-related benediction along those lines.

And thanks, .

argv_minus_one, to rust
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is a language of choice.

Which memory management strategy do you want? Stack? Heap? Heap with reference counting? Region with bump allocator? Full GC? Rust can do that, safely and without leaking.

Which concurrency strategy? Message passing? Shared immutable data? Thread local? Atomics? Mutexes? Rust can do that, safely and without data races.

And you make that choice for each datum. Want one message-passed and another mutexed? One on the stack and another ref-counted? Can do.

argv_minus_one, to trans
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I don't feel strongly about people themselves—their gender identity is their business, not mine—but I do find it entertaining to watch the smoke billow out of regressives' ears when reality shatters their childish Sunday-school delusions and forces them to understand that nature doesn't cleanly organize everyone into two tidy little boxes.

techghoul, to random

enjoying this @pluralistic copyright / public domain analysis

https://pluralistic.net/2023/12/20/em-oh-you-ess-ee/#sexytimes

argv_minus_one,
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@techghoul @pluralistic

> Earth to Moms For Liberty: the "good old days," free from sex in culture, ended 2 billion years ago when horny eukaryotes invented f***ing.

😂😂😂😂😂

tomodachi94, to random
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What's the Git GUI of choice for Git newbies nowadays? I'm trying to help out someone who wants to contribute to a GitHub project.

argv_minus_one,
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@skyfaller

There are reasons to use a GUI beyond “noobs can't use the command line lol.” For example:

  • The braided-lines visualization is basically impossible without pixel graphics. git log --graph exists, but looks terrible.

  • Clicking a mouse button is a hell of a lot more convenient than copying and pasting commit hashes.

@tomodachi94 @alcinnz

argv_minus_one, to random
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I never understood the big seat debate. Do people seriously sit on a toilet without first looking and seeing which position the seat is in?

argv_minus_one, to random
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Why is it so hard for people to recognize when the horrors in the history books are being repeated?

Why is “it's happening again” always met with “you're exaggerating”?

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