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Texting while walking makes college students more likely to fall | Science Daily (www.sciencedaily.com)

When it comes to college-aged adults who are glued to their smartphones, experts argue over whether texting while walking increases the risk of an accident. Some studies have shown that texting pedestrians are more likely to walk into oncoming traffic, while other studies suggest that young adults have mastered the art of...

Finance department hires consultant to advise on hiring consultants in move compared to ABC’s Utopia (www.theguardian.com)

The finance department has entered into a $32,000 contract with an external consultant to provide advice on how it should engage other external consultants who also provide advice to government, in a move that has been slammed as a “laughable scenario”....

Exclusive: Dark Souls Anime In The Works For Netflix (www.giantfreakinrobot.com)

Netflix isn’t giving up on anime adaptations just yet. Our trusted and proven sources tell us the streamer is developing an anime series based on the acclaimed video game Dark Souls. This could mark a new era for Netflix, as the Dark Souls anime would be one of the company’s first truly original anime series.

markus,
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"Southern Water and Environment Agency claim roosting seagulls could be behind marked rise in seawater pollution"

Yes. It's the seagulls.There is no other explanation.


https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/health/southern-water-and-environment-agency-claim-roosting-seagulls-could-be-behind-marked-rise-in-seawater-pollution-4224292

markus,
@markus@uxp.de avatar

See also: "Southern Water were fined a record £90 million for illegally dumping raw sewage into the sea across the south coast. The company wilfully discharged untreated sewage 7,000 times between 2010- 2015" but actually it was seagulls that did it, and their lobby is so influential you don't know about it.

https://www.sas.org.uk/updates/southern-water-slammed-with-record-fine-for-sewage-pollution/

markus,
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@marysheep 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Plastic surgeon who livestreamed procedures on TikTok banned from practicing medicine in Ohio (www.kbtx.com)

The board said Grawe, who originally had her license suspended in November, neglected her patients as she livestreamed parts of their procedures, spoke into a camera and answered viewer questions — all while the surgeries were taking place....

stopthatgirl7,
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…We are living in the stupidest possible timeline, y’all.

and agree to hold cage fight

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-65981876

Pons_Aelius,

@stopthatgirl7

to hold cage fight

Is that anything new? Duelling was a thing for centuries.

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