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yogthos,
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philbaker1,
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Lifecoach5000,
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@philbaker1 clownshoes. Literally 🤡

OGjester,
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This simulation is not believable, and no one will ever change my mind.

https://gettrumpsneakers.com/

OGjester,
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@VikingChieftain it’s just so pathetic and sad

markus,
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"Southern Water and Environment Agency claim roosting seagulls could be behind marked rise in seawater pollution"

Yes. It's the seagulls.There is no other explanation.


https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/health/southern-water-and-environment-agency-claim-roosting-seagulls-could-be-behind-marked-rise-in-seawater-pollution-4224292

markus,
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See also: "Southern Water were fined a record £90 million for illegally dumping raw sewage into the sea across the south coast. The company wilfully discharged untreated sewage 7,000 times between 2010- 2015" but actually it was seagulls that did it, and their lobby is so influential you don't know about it.

https://www.sas.org.uk/updates/southern-water-slammed-with-record-fine-for-sewage-pollution/

markus,
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@marysheep 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

stopthatgirl7,
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…We are living in the stupidest possible timeline, y’all.

and agree to hold cage fight

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-65981876

Pons_Aelius,

@stopthatgirl7

to hold cage fight

Is that anything new? Duelling was a thing for centuries.

Andres4NY,
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Rycaut,
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Creative challenges - pitch stories for a 2024 version of a thriller like "24"

Catch - you can ONLY use actual real pulled from reality (if not alas mainstream reporting) storylines...

post a bunch of these pitches, make a handful - but only a couple - entirely fictional - see if anyone can pick those out}

Related/similar - pitch parody news stories ala The Onion - can anyone tell which aren't actual parodies? ([ may be one of my most used hashtags in recent years)

faab64,

Of course they did.

Diaper army is the most moral army in the world.

I am glad so many people in the civilized west supporting them. They really need it.


@palestine @israel

BoredomFestival,
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Colts owner Jim Irsay says he was arrested in 2014 because he’s ‘a rich, white billionaire’

https://theathletic.com/5083709/2023/11/22/jim-irsay-police-white-rich-billionaire/

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