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idiomaddict, in Texas worker accused of being on drugs was actually dying of heatstroke

Who the fuck is mad about ten minutes every four hours. It just feels pointlessly evil.

Shialac,

murica

Xeelee,
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The cruelty is the point. They enjoy killing people. All "conservative" policies are designed to kill people.

euphoria,
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i am inclined to say they are all designed for their own profit or benefit, and they simply do not give a single shit if it kills people or of the consequences. they just want to make more money and falsely feel more moral (eg. abortion)

Fr00dyTowel, in Manatee dies after ‘high-intensity sexual behavior' with brother at Florida aquarium

Buffeted to death.

ryan, in Man who spent 8 years building replica Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks has record rejected for using the wrong kind of matches

Guinness is bullshit anyway. Someone get that man a "World's Largest Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks that was also rejected by Guinness for bullshit reasons" plaque.

sgibson5150,
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May be due to watching Happy Days at a young age but I never questioned the legitimacy of Guinness world records until I saw hbomberguy's video on Tommy Tallarico. Kinda blew my mind.

Binthinkin, in Far-Right Congressman Complains There Aren’t Enough White People Joining the Army

They’re all over weight and have serious mental health issues. The military GIVES you those problems so it’s kind of like they skipped the service and went straight to the end result. Congrats?

Overzeetop, in George Santos says he's lost 97 pounds on Ozempic and a cage match versus Mitt Romney wouldn't be 'fair' because he studied jiu-jitsu

How is this man still a representative?

PlasticExistence,

Republicans have no shame

cnnrduncan,

Nah mate reckon it’s more of a species-wide issue rather than being constrained to just one of the American right-wing parties.

PlasticExistence,

Authoritarians have no shame then

iquanyin,
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@cnnrduncan

@Kara @Overzeetop @PlasticExistence all sorts of folks lie but the gop has almost all members of it being blatant liars and openly grifting. that’s certainly not how all political parties are.

Monola19, in Harvard professor who studies dishonesty is accused of falsifying data
Monola19 avatar

A master of dishonesty….fails at dishonesty

gregorum, in Nasa asked to help in the search for Loch Ness Monster as live webcams set up

sigh…

I’ve been hearing about this bs since I was a kid in the 80s, and every time I do, it’s more of the same: a new, expensive science thing confirms - yet again - that there’s no Loch Ness Monster, which, in turn, makes the crazies believe even harder.

Same with the Bigfoot loons and the flat-earth whackos.

eran_morad, in Nasa asked to help in the search for Loch Ness Monster as live webcams set up

Fucking idiotic

xep, in Nasa asked to help in the search for Loch Ness Monster as live webcams set up

Maybe Nessie isn't real...

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Biden Loosens Up on Weed
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Good. It should be fully legal, without restrictions.

RGB3x3, in Fox News is now claiming that young people are identifying as seasons. They made it up.

Yeah? Now I’m going to identify as someone who wants them to shut the fuck up.

Oh wait, that’s just being a Democrat.

Pronell, in Fox News is now claiming that young people are identifying as seasons. They made it up.

Anything to not actually report on the news.

kbal, in Fox News is now claiming that young people are identifying as seasons. They made it up.
@kbal@fedia.io avatar

I am the summer of your discontent
Made glorious autumn by this son of Fox;
And all the genders that lour'd upon your house
In the shallow waters of television dissolved.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Fox News is now claiming that young people are identifying as seasons. They made it up.

They’re not wrong, i’m currently in my season 3 and it’s all downhill from here.

boonhet, in Fox News is now claiming that young people are identifying as seasons. They made it up.

Maybe they found out that there’s an actress named Summer Glau and panicked

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