dgar, (edited )
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Some unforeseen side effects from the renovation…

heyd,

@dgar would you mind turning on the boobs?

stuartl,
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@dgar When undertaking such renovations, one must keep abreast of the consequences.

cordlessmodem,
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@dgar The titscene chapel

BeardedBulldog,

@dgar How’s the renovation going? It’s all gone tits up, mate!

davidm,
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andthisismrspeacock,
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@davidm @dgar
Me: So what's that one called?
Lighting Salesman: Oh that one is the 'Barrington'.
Me: And this pendant with the frosted glass?
LS: The 'Charlotte,' very fashionable.
Me: How about this?
LS: That... that one is the 'Large Naturals.'

HighlandLawyer,
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@dgar Somebody boobed

mray,
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@dgar 😉 but... Outch! Piercings those weights must hurt. 😖

ewdocparris,
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@dgar

It's the areolae that really sell it.

staringatclouds,
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@dgar 'Unforseen'

Yeah right 🙄

cyborg_writer,
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@dgar 💀

neon_cat,
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@dgar 'There are no accidents' -Master Oogway

elkepattyn,

@dgar boobs from above 🤣

citrufruit,

@dgar its a heart! :blobfoxheart:

michaelcoyote,
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@dgar That room seems like the bosom of comfort.

MatthewKay,
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@dgar We’re the tassels part of the package?

zalasur,
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@dgar Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her...

fuzzface,

@zalasur @dgar Not the best pictures out there, but relevant to that quote… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Onofre_Nuclear_Generating_Station

acm_redfox,
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@dgar oh no! 🤣
hey, @Terra , are these big enough?

biscuitcats,

@dgar Everywhere I go it reminds me of her.

alanthecampbell,
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@dgar 🤔

nachtet,
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@dgar beautiful 😍

praetor,
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@dgar Tiddy lights. I had to explain to my mom what those were. We just moved into a brand new house, but the builder decided to put titty lights in my rooms instead of ceiling fans. They are those cheap fixtures that rentals and cheap builders use that look like boobs with nipples. I had to explain to my mother why they were called titty lights and why lighting designers insist on making everything look like tits.

Jor17th,

@dgar
You accidentally found the perfekt lightning for a brothel. It's only a problem if you want to use the house for anything else.

NoctisEqui,

@dgar

ROTFLMAO! That really is funny. Thanks for the morning guffaw!

infosec_jcp,

@dgar

No mirror huh? 😆

craberium,

@dgar feature not a bug

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