godpod,

stop trying to bring about the end times you weirdos

amiserabilist,
@amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com avatar
roknrol,

@godpod You started it.

amiserabilist,
@amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com avatar
tempo,

@godpod What do you mean "trying to"?

haegar,

@godpod why?

jhavok,
@jhavok@mastodon.social avatar

@godpod Smite them!

ComradeGibbon,

@godpod They'll just mess it up and it'll be lame like Christian Rock.

amon030,

@godpod what’s wrong? Not happy with the work you created?

mambear404,

@godpod

Oh geez if only I had extra spaces on my profile or an editor to remove some of my

anyway

so I would legit include that I follow god via @godpod because of this very post.

Nothing would tickle me more right now.

Well, 'cept maybe a Costco slice of cheese pizza omicron.

Sorry. I'm all hopped up on the adrenaline of this EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP. Or maybe it's the 14 extra doses of vitamin D I have to consume to face the darkness upon my end of the work day before I get my keys out.

mambear404,

@godpod

Fastest way to make me follow god.

If there's a belly laugh emoji show me the way.

mambear404,

@godpod

Okay so to be fair, y'all. God did in fact answer my prayer just now that the lot of you/us do exactly this.

aka_quant_noir,
@aka_quant_noir@hcommons.social avatar

@godpod Yeah, the job's done. It's just not the end times they were looking for.

la_sombra,

@godpod Shut up and give with the meteors and shit.

NovemberMan,

@godpod 👍🏻💯👍🏻

NerdRage42,
raiaren,

@godpod 😆 IKR?!?

dhj1961,
@dhj1961@mstdn.ca avatar

@godpod And I feel fine.

RememberUsAlways,
@RememberUsAlways@newsie.social avatar

@godpod

Is Christmas cancelled this year?
Perhaps blocked and muted?

mrbruno,
@mrbruno@mstdn.social avatar

@godpod "Don't make me come down there!"
Ok, "dad"

RamboSmitten,

@godpod I am just here for a good time

WobblyElmer,
@WobblyElmer@kolektiva.social avatar

@godpod
It ain't me, I just want to get it over with.

DEWLine,
@DEWLine@mastodon.social avatar

@godpod I agree. You'll end it when You're ready, not before.

All these cranks trying to force Your hand are trying my patience and serenity as well.

MeTwitt,
@MeTwitt@mastodon.social avatar

@godpod God only knows what these people are thinking! We appreciate You keeping us informed

unclepj,
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@godpod We’re just so tired…

MHowell,
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@godpod Just doing your bidding, but we lost track of which revision of the 10 Commandments we are on.

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