RickiTarr,
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Okay, after the heavy question this morning, I think we need something silly, so three questions, answer all, one, or none:

What is the best, worst, and/or funniest pet name you've heard?

ptoothfish,
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@RickiTarr we have a large steer called Tofu (because he’s not for eating 😉)

rockmastermike,
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@RickiTarr I had a guinea pig named
Buffy the Vegetable Slayer

She was a fantastic Chonk

RickiTarr,
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@rockmastermike That is a potato

MizFidd,
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@rockmastermike @RickiTarr Her secret identity was a mild mannered baked potato.

rockmastermike,
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@MizFidd @RickiTarr a somehow very sincere potato

MonarchLady,

@RickiTarr My sons came up with Doctor Phineas Pheet for our b&w polydactyl cat. The name is a takeoff from an art movie the oldest was shown at school titled The Five Thousand Fingers of Dr. Phineas. It was shortened to Doc, of course. He had 7 claws on each front foot and 5 on the back feet. His footprints in the snow had to be seen to be believed!

robotistry,
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@RickiTarr A cat named "Epiphany". We sometimes got mail for the person who lived one street over at the same house number, and I stopped by to drop off their mail and she was standing in her doorway shouting "Pif! Pif!"

"Pif" is an excellent short name for a cat, and "Epiphany" has exactly the right level of gravitas.

SophiaFree,

@RickiTarr My Ex adopted two rats from an animal shelter. One was black and one was white. They had the names "Brownie" and "Milky way". The Ex didn't like the second name, so I gave her the name "Estrella" (Spanish for "star"). That's a cool name, for a cute, little rat. 🐁

Callalily,
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@RickiTarr
Our cat was called Um Num, we renamed him Phoenix. Unfortunately he got cholangial hepatitis & barely was with us 3 years. He was the sweetest cat.

Robotron,

@RickiTarr my Australian friend named his dog "America Love It Or Leave It" - he's never been to America only Canada

Fragglemuppet,

@RickiTarr Not a real pet, but I also can't get out of my head that commercial with the guy calling, "mr. Barky von Schnauzer."

AndyPaciorekArt,
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@RickiTarr
Last time I was at the vets with my cat, the big, sad vet (who always seems like he is going to give the worst possible news - I call him Eeyore) came out and called in his big, sad voice for a scruffy little dog called Sir Bobby Robson.

RickiTarr,
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sbuzzard,
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@RickiTarr I love the pet names of writer Jenny Lawson (aka The Bloggess): Hunter S. Thomcat and Dorothy Barker

LRRRonEarth,
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@RickiTarr OOC: My friend named her cat Harsh Reality (H.R. to his friends).

melissabeartrix,
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@RickiTarr

I named my pet bird Sylvester ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

Fragglemuppet,

@RickiTarr My mom's BF's neffue had a cute little pug named Smoosh.

RobSF,
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@RickiTarr Jesus, every time I want to reply to one of these, I’m like No. 723. That said… Jesus? That would be good.

That said, even if it’s lost in the crowd, best name I know is the name friends gave to cat, Don’t. They were always seeing it to him, he eventually started responding to it, so why not?

VernAFish,
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@RickiTarr my German grandparents named their dog hundy (hoon-tee). Hund is dog in German. Very original 😂

maggieschef,
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@RickiTarr I'm sure it's been said already but imo the best was Fred the Basset Hound from Smokey and the Bandit. Still makes me smile just thinking about it 😄

roadriverrail,
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@RickiTarr I'm the child of a veterinarian and I've seen them all at this point. My favorite by far? A dog named Bonsai Beware.

alexhaist,
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@RickiTarr My friend named her horse Crash. Some time later, she did realize that he was not trail horse material.

SalusaSecondus,
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@RickiTarr we once had a cat named Neko (meaning "cat" in Japanese) because she was a beautiful three color calico.

Thus, her sister was named Wafer. (For obvious reasons when the names are spoken together.)

RickiTarr,
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@SalusaSecondus Adorable

fizzlesticks,

@RickiTarr Either Toonces Warrior Princess or Scooter McFizzlesticks.

Itty53,
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@RickiTarr

I named my dog T-Pain, he's a blonde Pomeranian, and I think that qualifies as all three.

RickiTarr,
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@Itty53 Fair

maxleibman,
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@RickiTarr Worst is every person who names their dog “Max.”

MonarchLady,

@RickiTarr Baron von Fluffenbrain the 4th* was a very scatterbrained kitten when we got him. My oldest son wanted to name him Fluffenbrain but I insisted he had to have a dignified name to grow into. He did grow up into a impressive fellow with immense dignity.
*our 4th cat - we are now on number 15, Wizard.

tomstewart,
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@RickiTarr Diva, Phil, and Stella Thomas ♥️

LavenderPawprints,
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@RickiTarr Named my cat Mia.

When I first got her, it was going to be something different, but then she went missing on me for like 12 hours.

I couldn't find her anywhere. Ended up walking around my apartment complex with a cat toy in the middle of the hot afternoon in the summer wearing a pair of boxers and a tank top waving a cat toy around going, "here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty."

Never found her. Went back home and then she popped up under my couch. How that cat got under there I'll never know because there was like one inch between the couch and the floor.

After that I started calling her "MIA," short for Missing in Action, which just became Mia, and it's been the same ever since.

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