dgar, (edited )
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What’s the scariest Australian animal?
(Set 1/2)

dgar, (edited )
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What’s the scariest Australian animal?
(Set 2/2)

Ooze,
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@dgar Peter Dutton.

dgar,
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@Ooze 👍

bastardsheep,
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@dgar Far and away the scariest animal in Australia is the domestic nimby.

dgar,
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NormanDunbar,
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@dgar Steve Irwin (RIP).

otte_homan,
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@dgar hungry Tassie Devil.

dgar,
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feather1952,
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@dgar
Spud 🥔- the try hard leader of the liberal party!

chestas,
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@dgar

There's that paralysis tick. 😱

dgar,
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@chestas 👍

Kierkegaanks,
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@dgar that pm who built the refugee concentration camps

dgar,
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@Kierkegaanks Kevin Rudd opened up off shore detention.

AnguaDelphine,
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@dgar

All of the bloody things!
Just online pictures scare the crap out of me.

But the most dangerous has to be your politicians - I often wish Westmister would just get it over with and knock 7 bells out of each other; it stops yours doing anything more dangerous.

dgar,
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strykeroz,
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@dgar The Bush Stone-Curlew outside your window that lights up with that bloodcurdling call in the small hours & you jump out of your skin

Or a barn owl murder-shreik in a tree somewhere above your tent

Or an unexpected koala or possum call in the dead of night nearby

I get more scared by non-lethal animals that in the light of day hang about being cute. Sad but true

dgar,
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@strykeroz
I know these noises. 🤭

leece,
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@dgar bogans

Odradek,
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@dgar easy answer: toxic conservatives like everywhere. but the animals that seem to cute to be dangerous - platypus, quokka - auch also missing from this list. and we need an emu-emo pun (<- ikeajoke to build up yourself with a few missing parts)

dgar,
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@Odradek
Platypus, yes, but Quokka? 🤭

Odradek,
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@dgar I can't imagine there is an australian animal that's not trying to kill me …

dgar,
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@Odradek Huntsman Spider is friendly.

Odradek,
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@dgar btw.: just saw there is a translation of the kangaroo chronicles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kangaroo_Chronicles

thisleisa,
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@dgar it's a toss up between red back & great white

joannejacobs,
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@dgar while the tiny irukandji is far and away the most deadly, it would be spectacularly unlucky to not only encounter one, but actually have it stop your heart in under 30 seconds.

Far more terrifying are American tourists who believe Drop Bears are real.

dgar,
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JPP,
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@dgar Dutton

bhasic,
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EndemicEarthling,
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EndemicEarthling,
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@dgar Though a close 2nd is one of those buggers you rarely see but can't avoid hearing almost all the time:

Rupert Murdoch

Arapalla,
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@dgar

It's obviously the Drop Bear. 😳

dgar,
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@Arapalla 😏

frankfil,
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@dgar Dropbear

dgar,
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@frankfil 😏

Kierkegaanks,
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@dgar the box jellyfish is a bit of a cunt

dgar,
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@Kierkegaanks only if you go in the water…

chestas,
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@dgar

Humans are pretty scary, especially One Nation loons

dgar,
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@chestas I thought about making “bogans” an option. 🤭

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