the_etrain,
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You know, if Olive Garden got their servers ordained, they could serve unlimited body of Christ. Think about it.

mentallyalex,
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@the_etrain "take this all of you, and eat of it, for it is my body. Do this in name of me, would you like freshly grated Parmesan? Just tell me when..."

justafrog,
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@mentallyalex @the_etrain

[late at night, only one table is still occupied, and buried in grated parmesan]

Server: Please, sir. I want to go home.
Me: Don't care. Next wheel.

mentallyalex,
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@justafrog :blobcatgiggle: @the_etrain

amiserabilist,
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mentallyalex,
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@amiserabilist sometimes you need to send a message.

@justafrog @the_etrain

the_etrain,
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@mentallyalex
🤣🤣🤣

matan,
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@the_etrain but the priesthood will not look kindly upon attempts at breaking their monopoly on flesh bread!

juanejot,
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@the_etrain Don’t fill up on bread; it’s just homily calories.

smashtie,
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@the_etrain I'm wondering about the garlic bread now.

the_etrain,
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@smashtie
Garlic god

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