Okay, I wanted to make a joke that I can't possibly choose between dogs and cats, I can't even choose between men and women, because I'm bi-furrious. BUT I know y'all would make jokes about me in the comments, because you all are perverts. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!
@alexpsmith@RickiTarr my friend is racist against cats, everytime they do something wrong she says, see that's why I hate cats 😂 But a dog pisses on her freshly cleaned floors and nothing...they're still the best.
Having said that, the former inlaws had one cat that I liked.
If you were sitting and yelled "RAWHIDE" anywhere in the house, it would run over, jump on you and put a paw on your mouth. Then he would settle in on your lap. Which I thought was funny as hell. Also, if you yelled anything else, it would ignore you.
It was the runt of the litter, and never grew larger than kitten sized. Unfortunately, it only lived about 8 years.
@CaptManiac@RustyBertrand@RickiTarr I say we lived in hole in ground but that was before we were evicted. and had to live in a paper bag on the rubbish dump
@RickiTarr You know that it's not a binary thing right? I have some dogs that live with me and I love them to bits but I always say hello to cats I meet and give them a fuss until the bar stewards try to attach themselves to my arm. I love most animals, most, with lots of exceptions.
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