Finished #RebelMoon this evening. What can I say? It was enjoyable for sure, lots of fun sci fi action (although a little too heavy on the slow motion scenes), but.. okay. Okay, here goes: opening scene = vaginal wormhole opens and schlong-shaped ship slowly oozes out of it (reminded me of Peter Griffin’s long-nosed red car, if you saw that episode). And then, Bilbo’s eleventy-first birthday party, then Star Wars, Blade Runner, Star Trek, a little Expanse, Shelob from Hobbit makes an appearance, Darth Maul dual red lightsabers, little bit of Gladiator, the fucking cantina scene from SW, Star Blazers and the Yamato, Nazi Germany, and one woman was even wearing the V for Vendetta tall black Guy Fawkes stove pipe hat. Wife and I were calling out the names through the whole show. Bladerunner! Hobbit! Darth Maul!
Recommended, but it’s like pouring every single type of soda from a 7-11 dispensing machine into a single slurper cup.
Tried to watch Rebel Moon last night but the extreme violence of an oppressive government and military over defenseless people was too hard to watch. I’ve been watching this happen for nearly 90 days in real life. I do not need it as a form of entertainment. #RebelMoon
Zack Snyder's"Rebel Moon" is an obviously terrible movie which I will never watch, but I'm really coming to appreciate its existence ... not for itself, but for the delightful terse reactions it's inspiring across my feeds:
"Like Star Wars was directed by a pair of Oakley sunglasses."
"Star Wars, The Chronicles of Riddick, and Firefly all smashed together. It was like when you mix all the soda flavors together."
"It feels like watching 350 little tik tok vignettes in a row."
Just finished watching #RebelMoon and it's hard to express just how bad it is. The thinnest veneer of Star Wars and Warhammer 40K, wrapped around 100 unoriginal ideas and platitudes, then stuffed to bursting with a super-sized serving of mediocre slow motion fight scenes.
Habe mir in einem zweiten Anlauf #RebelMoon fertig angesehen. Bin enttäuscht. Aus meiner Sicht ein schlechtes Drehbuch, die Helden sind mir egal (fiebere nicht mit). Star Wars und Co Elemente werden schlecht kopiert. Alles wirkt klein und billig.
1 von 10 Punkten. Den einen Punkt bekommt der Roboter. Kampfroboter, die nach dem Tod der Prinzessin die Waffen niederlegten und jetzt Arbeitsroboter sind … die Idee ist ausbaubar und der eine Robot hat emotionaler gespielt als die Hälfte der Crew.
Das ist wohl überhaupt eine der Schwächen von #RebelMoon
Vieles wird angerissen, Personen eingeführt, ... und nichts wirklich erzählt, vertieft. Damit gelangt nichts und niemand zur Bedeutung. Und die Dialoge sind teilweise …
Ob der Directors Cut da viel ändern kann, bin ich gespannt. Ich würde ihm noch eine kleine Chance geben.
Pues hemos visto #RebelMoon y...
Oye, ni tan mal. 👍
Hay cosas que nos han chirriado/tronchado, como la constante cámara lenta sobre otra cámara lenta que ni sigue ritmo de música ni realza movimientos espectaculares sino que en muchas ocasiones muestra más claramente el endeble agarre de armas de Sofia Boutella, pero para ser una historia rescatada de una propuesta para #StarWars y basada en 7 Samurai tiene escenas de acción cojonudas.
Fisher, Coleman y Nair 🤩🤯
After watching #RebelMoon, I’ve started rewatching #Samurai7, which in my humble opinion definitely is the better sci-fi adaptation of #SevenSamurai. 😅
Actually on second and third thoughts, Rebel Moon is like if someone super-glued tropes and themes from Lord of the Rings onto a Star Wars picture book. #RebelMoon I'm probably going to be picking this apart in my own special way for about a week or two.
You could've given me a couple hundred million and I could've come up with at least a slightly better Star Wars knock off. Only slightly though. #RebelMoon
So I watched #RebelMoon man.... It was bad. I really wanted to like it, I did.
Snyder is a good director. And the movie had some cool scenes and shots. But man, they gotta stop letting this dude write movies.
story seemed rushed and thrown together. Some stuff seemed over the top just cuz he can. Which is kinda 🤷🏻
don't get me started on the acting. The MC was so boring and it felt like she was just reading lines. Sigh, it was horrible. I'll wait till 2nd part before I dismiss it completely
#RebelMoon had great potential, the story started on the right track but then didn’t really develop, characters that were interesting either just disappeared or had barely a minute of showtime, and the ending feels rushed, convenient and way too scripted. I also didn’t like the abuse of slow motion for the fight choreographies. What an unfortunate missed opportunity. #MovieReviews
The seven space samurai are fighting the space Nazis in spaaaaaace! #RebelMoon
It's worth watching for the super real android in the first act. If it was full CG then... wow! But even if it was a practical suit and they replaced the actor's neck with CG bolts and pistons it looks amazing (the robot from Lost In Space was done that way).
Story-wise it goes downhill from there. It's a mix of 300, Dune, Warhammer... an All-You-Can-Eat buffet of visuals and characters.
Meine Güte. Ich habe in meinem Leben schon sehr viele grottenschlechte Filme gesehen. #RebelMoon reiht sich ganz unten mit ein. Schlechte, unsympathische Schauspielende, lächerliches Drehbuch, man erkennt angeklebte Bärte, Perücken, da ist einfach Nichts. #Netflix