@Colin@fluffy.family
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Colin

@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK.
I am a paramedicat.

Testimonials:
Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away."
Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig."
Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?"

Header: Colin is standing on a pavement
Avatar: Colin shouting.

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I'm sunbathing

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There is a storm, so I have bravely conducted a strategic redeployment to under the bed.

This is me looking upset in the sun from earlier today.

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Eric is enjoying the Aurora tonight.

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If you go out and abandon me, this is the reception you will get.

Colin, an orange cat, standing on a door mat, meowing

Colin, to animals
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Running towards the preferred human to apologise for verbally abusing her earlier. She had been checking my fur with a comb, which I had not consented to. Therefore, I feel it was deserved, but I felt apologising anyway was the gentlemanly thing to do to keep the treats coming my way.

#WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Fedicat #Garden

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I'm furious for no reason.

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I came downstairs after my long sleep to find two spare humans sleeping in the lounge. I immediately went back upstairs to inform the preferred human, but she didn't seem very concerned at all.

I went back downstairs, hissed at the spare humans, then gave them a hard stare. They haven't taken the hint, so I have gone outside for my own safety.

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@TheHardyBoyCats have you changed instance?

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The tall one decided to pick me up.

She wanted a hug, but Eric was not available. I tried my best to be helpful, but I did not enjoy it one bit.

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More decorum on the tree today.

Quite an over exposed picture due to the light from the window, but very similar to the previous picture. Colin is still staring out of the window, whereas Eric is now staring directly at the camera.

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Eric is misusing my tree! This will be a bit of a thread because it was highly upsetting.

Eric, a fluffy black and white cat, in a cat condo on a cat tree. His head is visible out of the round window, his black tail is hanging out of the arched doorway.
Eric, a fluffy black and white cat, is in a cat condo on a cat tree. His front paw is sticking out of the round window, his head and a paw are visible through the arched doorway
Eric, a fluffy black and white cat, is in a cat condo on a cat tree. A front paw is sticking out of the round window, his belly and other 2 back paws are visible through the arched doorway.

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Eric is not using the radiator bed correctly.

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I have been groomed! The outrage. I am not Eric. I am quite capable of keeping myself clean and do not need human assistance.

I got very angry and verbally abused the preferred human :blobcathissing:

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Eric says his tail is completely normal and mine is too small.

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I'm giving the man a pointless hug. Look how happy I'm making him.

Colin, to animals
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Happy Easter.

Today is difficult as I got breakfast early. It's now lunchtime, I'm starving, but the humans have told me it won't arrive for another hour! An outrage.

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I went out to scream at the humans for abandoning me. I first screamed at them in the street, but insisted on coming back in through the back to annoy them.

Colin, an orange cat, on a nighttime street, lit by street lights. There is a parked car to the left and a hedge to the right.

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The preferred human's friend came to visit me and I was extremely brave. I'd never met her before, but I went to say hi, permitted light strokes, did a few drive by body slams, and looked cute. I only had one malfunction, one fur explosion and one hug from the preferred human.

I considered climbing my tree that I've suddenly become highly wary of, but decided that the lower level was sufficient to show off how handsome I am. I got some treats as a reward.

A good day.

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I got caught in a cloudburst. In answer to the man's question, I was in a bush. I'm livid.

Colin, an orange cat, running out of a bush, across a flower bed with trampled spring flowers and down a stone path. There is a rather pretty camellia bush with lots of red flowers. Everything is wet.

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We got a new treat which was chicken and cheese flavour. I was concerned because I've never had cheese flavour before, but by the time I'd considered trying it, Eric had eaten it all. He then went to sleep on the floor, not on a scratcher like cats should.

The sound is me complaining to the management.

Eric, a black and white cat, is curled into a fluffy ball asleep on the floor between two cardboard scratchers. His black tail is curled round his body. The noise you can hear is Colin meowing and purring. Eric half opens an eye when Colin is making a noise.

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Hurrah! I was first to the comfortable, preferred morning snooze spot this morning. Behind that duvet wall is a very disappointed black and white cat.

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The preferred human tried to groom me. Something to do with "Colin flocking the whole house," which I presume is referring to the gentle moulting I am currently undergoing; a natural process that requires zero human interference, (unless you are Eric and cannot look after yourself properly).

I bravely ran away into a bush to fix myself.

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I am outraged! It is but the man and the tall one are cleaning. Vacuuming on caturday? Really? Cleaning is only permitted on Wednesdays according to the cat charter.

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I'm sitting on my scratcher doing normal cat things, yet Eric is being weird.

Eric, a black and white cat, lying on a bed. In the background is Colin, an orange cat, having a wash on a cardboard scratcher. Eric gets woken up by movement, so looks up while making a trilling noise.

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The preferred human is ill: she has finally succumbed to Covid19 because she abandoned me by leaving the house the other day. I did tell her that abandoning me was a terrible idea, but she didn't listen.

I am concerned she will pop joints out with all the coughing, but I am also upset by all the coughing, so I am staring at her, while also keeping my distance.

Did I mention the unacceptable levels of coughing?

Colin is in almost the exact same pose as in the previous picture, but this time, he is staring while sitting on a cardboard scratcher.

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