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Kierkegaanks

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Class before ass. I don’t know what that actually means.

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RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr the colonel calls them ka-ching

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Note to self, these aren’t titties in plural

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Alice, to random
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I would like to speak to your manager

so I can tell them about the great job you're doing because it is very difficult to be working in the service industry and you deserve to be appreciated and recognized for your hard work.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice poetry

Alice, to random
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Throwback to the start of the pandemic when we were all going crazy in lockdown and I ordered a gigantic poster of my husband and our cat.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice did you or kev make these illustrations?

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice sweet wall!!

RickiTarr, to random
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Oh, Dairy Pics from yesterday! I've never seen such happy cows, and the cheese was sooo good!

This is several wedges of cheese in different sizes and shapes on a slab of granite. They are Camembert Havarti, Edam, Gouda, Raclette, Jersey Jack, and Garlic Jack
A weathered shed with an old red truck in front of it, there is a windmill and green rolling hills in the background and a dog walking on a gravel path in the foreground
This is the cow pasture, you can see cows grazing under trees in the distance and big puffy white clouds in the sky

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr looks glorious

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr my main regret for never getting a license and car is not being able to go to places like these

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Alice, to random
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This is me every Saturday morning.

https://youtu.be/qFSJ6gyiffE

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice where is his plush tiger?

Alice, to random
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This isn't a bounce house, it's a bounce home.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice our bounce, in the middle of our bed 🎵

lhgmk2, to random
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Well the tapwater has to be boiled, and the milk is full of flu, this will be a good year for tea with lemon.

Anyone ruins the lemons, we open fire.

Kierkegaanks,
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@lhgmk2 i don’t know about other citruses, but oranges are fucked this year

RickiTarr, to random
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Saw this in the bathroom of the Queer Friendly Coffee House:

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr In my generation at least you were quite severely bullied and ostracized by both gender role people and feminists if you didn’t live up to expectations of male norms

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Package of Ea nāsir’s best copper fittings in Mesopotamia

the_etrain, to random
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Status: desperately seeking snoozin'

Kierkegaanks,
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@the_etrain get into the groove

GottaLaff, to Arizona
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🙄 Former Donald Trump lawyer John pleaded not guilty in Phoenix on Friday on charges related to allegedly participating in a conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election results in .

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/17/politics/john-eastman-arizona-not-guilty-plea?cid=ios_app

Kierkegaanks,
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@GottaLaff i want a live feed of them when they realize trumpolini won’t be able to pardon them

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Could we have a thread of versions of songs that are better than the original versions?

My first offering is Motörhead’s version of Ted Nugent’s Cat scratch fever

https://youtu.be/_hxqlohb0Cs

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Today marks the tenth time my current iPhone has downloaded U2’s Songs of innocense against my will. I should buy a little cake or something.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Skepticat it’s friday at four here at K-FAIL, your source of classic rock on the PM

Kierkegaanks,
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@Skepticat have a great introduction to the weekend!

Alice, to random
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Improv would be better if it had an "e" at the end.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice now i have mineral water in my sinuses

the_etrain, to random
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I referenced Jack LaLanne in conversation with a guy in his 30s and MFer didn't know who Jack LaLanne was.

Kierkegaanks,
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@the_etrain @alexpsmith home gym and juicer!

Kierkegaanks,
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@the_etrain @alexpsmith i have a juicer from a thrift store. It’s a mess to clean

Kierkegaanks,
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@the_etrain @alexpsmith 💯 agree, but you can’t get the carrot juice experience from a blender

Kierkegaanks,
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@the_etrain @alexpsmith you can add a little water to the pulp and make carrot cake with it

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