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Kierkegaanks

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Class before ass. I don’t know what that actually means.

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Kierkegaanks, to NoStupidQuestions
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“You’re lucky to meet me on a train because I’m on my way to pick up my new cybertruck from the dealer”

Is the woman dressed for grief in the context of the time and culture of the painting? In other words… is the 19th century cryptobro knowingly chatting up a woman who just lost a parent, sibling or partner?

Kierkegaanks,
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@CoachMark it does to me here and now, but wearing plain black clothes hasn’t always been a sign of grief everywhere.

For hundreds of years it was a sign of modesty before God, starting possibly with philip ii or possibly his dad

Kierkegaanks, to privacy
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Remember when had to be invaded manually?

CHARLES: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!

CAMILLA: (laughing) What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.

CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)

CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea

alexpsmith, to random

Women so often underestimate how much men hate us.

Kierkegaanks,
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@alexpsmith not all sociopaths?

Kierkegaanks,
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@alexpsmith Speaking of the spawn of Satan. Have you seen the bbc interview with Jacob Rees-Mogg when he’s like 11? You cannot convince me he’s not Damien from The Omen

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Swedish cryptonazis faked an election compass to guide us between available options for the EU election

https://mastodonsweden.se/

Alice, to random
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I know my name seems Swedish, but it's just because I was conceived in an IKEA.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice Like your brother, Ballpit McFlurry

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Joaquin Phoenix in “Her” is the same character as in “Joker”, but it’s the multiverse thing under different societal developments creating different outcomes for him

dgar, to random
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My eyes kinda hurt and my hair is all frizzy.

Kierkegaanks,
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@dgar r u dolnab trump at an eclipse?

Alice, to random
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ATTN: If you plan to attend the Mastodon meetup at the Tampa Marriott this weekend and you are a VIP attendee, please ensure you bring your official VIP lanyard or else you risk being denied access to the VIP soup bar.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice my lanyard is in radio shadow

Kierkegaanks,
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@noondlyt @Alice minty tic tacs

tomkindlon, to mecfs
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Opinion piece by a journalist about the lack of care for ME patients in Sweden.

Google translation:
https://www-altinget-se.translate.goog/artikel/me-patienter-ses-som-braakstakar-med-hjarnspoken?_x_tr_sl=sv&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp

"Certain groups of patients are more susceptible to negligence, poor care & unethical treatment than others, & ME patients are such a group"

@mecfs

Kierkegaanks,
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@tomkindlon @mecfs yup. Especially ME and fibromyalgia, but all chronic conditions have suffered the same attitudes and responses until shockingly recent.

Also probably why the concept of long covid isn’t really being taken seriously, nor is likely to be for quite some time

Alice, to random
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I would be pretty upset if my baby came out looking different than expected and I learned it was because my partner had plastic surgery to correct that trait and never told me about it, especially because I think you have to wait at least a couple of years until you can get plastic surgery on a baby make them look less ugly.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice can children sue their parents for being disadvantaged in life and careers from how they look?

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice what happens if you twerk with a bbl?

RickiTarr, to random
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Today is my 21st wedding anniversary. On our first wedding anniversary, we were pretty broke, so hubs made me homemade coupons for massages, but he spelled it wrong, so I got a handful of printed out coupons for 1 Hour of Messages. So, every year since I get something like this:

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr aww ❤️

RickiTarr, to random
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What if you were allowed to put any picture/text on any book cover. What is your book choice and what picture/text would you choose?

Ridiculous Example:

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr obviously

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr

the_etrain, to random
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Maybe they called it a Cybertruck because that's the only type of sex their owners have had.

Kierkegaanks,
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@the_etrain truckersex

Kierkegaanks,
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@the_etrain so were the tesla drivers

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Running in traffic is 17% more efficient exercise than running on a track, and 23% more efficient than running on a treadmill

StefanThinks, to random
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AI isn't going to kill us in the expected Terminator way; it's going to kill us by giving us misinformation, like recommending that we eat rocks, glue, and latex paint.

Kierkegaanks,
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@StefanThinks And this is why elmo and jeffro needs ten times more people

RickiTarr, to random
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It cracks me up when people say that people with ADD and ADHD don't actually need their meds, they are just addicted to Adderall. Have they even met a person with ADD or ADHD?
My friends forget to take their meds all the time!

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr i have a hammer and am unmedicated, please point them out to me

Alice, to random
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I want to get famous enough to appear on a red carpet so people will ask me who I’m wearing and then I can list off all of my Amazon brands like "the dress is WRZGYA and the shoes are KBVRZY."

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice i’m wearing ted nugent and let me tell you, hunting him down was a pia

RickiTarr, to random
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I think it would be really funny if the porn actress talked liked Foghorn Leghorn.

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr lodged sinuses, i’m sure

Kierkegaanks,
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@toxy @RickiTarr the pair seeks to obliterate their awareness of how everything is dying for a moment and engage in a curious game to negotiate the ceremony

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