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LoganFive

@LoganFive@beige.party

I write one liners, two liners, and three liners.
I draw the line at four liners though.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#sketchcomedy
#standup
#fedi22

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LoganFive, to random
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“Can you send me some possible good days to die?”
-Klingon Planner

the_etrain, to random
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Ah, yes. The cargo pocket. Deepest of all the pockets. Never know what you'll find in there. Could be gold in them thar pockets.

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain That’s where I keep my fleet of Subarus.

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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Asking for some good juju. You all came through for me the last time I needed it.

I have my first surgery scheduled for tomorrow and another on Friday.

Please send good vibes and calm. I’m worried about my students who will be without the stability of my classroom for an entire week.

LoganFive,
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@Saltssaltgirl
Sending you positive vibes!
What’s the surgery for?
How much you care about your kids is admirable. 💕

LoganFive, to HashtagGames
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Wordle on the Orient Express


18+ LoganFive, to random
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My wife lying seductively
Me: I must draw you.
later

LoganFive,
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@mentallyalex I majored in the art of seduction, with a minor in philosophy.

LoganFive, to random
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“Please give us feedback on your experience so we can ignore it a make everything worse instead.”
-Every Company Everywhere

LoganFive, to random
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Conferences should be called Extravert Holding Pens.

the_etrain, to Bloomscrolling
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#bloomscrolling

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain WOW!!!

Alice, (edited ) to random
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The Doppler Effect is like how my voice sounds higher when I'm chasing after you but lower when I'm running away from you.

LoganFive,
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@Alice The McFloppler Effect!

the_etrain, to random
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Welcome to your 40s! Please warm up and stretch a little before attempting any yard work.

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain Or movement of any kind.

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