MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 4 hours ago to random

I have a "baby on board" sticker on my car because it's me, I'm the baby.

MissingThePt, 4 hours ago to random

I just want lo live long enough to meet my great-great-great grandchildren.

MissingThePt, 4 hours ago to random

It’s Saturday, post some pictures of you sitting.

MissingThePt, 4 hours ago to random

ACAB includes professors who make little to no accommodation for students who experience an acute, documented medical condition.

MissingThePt, 6 hours ago to random

Twitter used to have an Explain The Joke account that you could tag in the replies if you didn’t get a post, but Mastodon has a volunteer corps that proactively offers the same service.

MissingThePt, 6 hours ago to random

Congress Just Made It Basically Impossible to Track NFL Tight End Travis Kelce https://gizmodo.com/congress-just-made-it-way-harder-to-track-taylor-swift-1851492383

MissingThePt, 6 hours ago to random

The trick to not being mislead by Google AI is to only ask questions that you know the answers to with 100% certainty.

MissingThePt, 7 hours ago to random

The key to eternal life is never buying a deathbed.

MissingThePt, 7 hours ago to random

Chief Justice Roberts asks Justice Alito if, during Supreme Court arguments involving the 2021 attempted insurrection, he could at least not wear his “I ❤️Jan 6” pin. https://wapo.st/44YkKhH

MissingThePt, 16 hours ago to random

Microsoft’s rollout of the Copilot+ feature screenshotting your virtual activity has been met with dismay, but it’s still more popular than the company’s original Copilot, a guy standing behind you and taking pictures of your screen with his phone, silent except for his heavy breathing.

MissingThePt, 16 hours ago to random

Red Lobster corporate funeral to include a 21 shrimp salute, which is the same number at which they should have capped their endless shrimp promotion.

MissingThePt, 16 hours ago to random

Boeing astronauts prepare for leaking spacecraft by packing extra door plugs.

https://www.businessinsider.com/boeing-says-starliner-safe-for-space-launch-helium-leak-2024-5

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

I take it back, Google Search does still work.

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

These Shitposts Kill AI.

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

At least RFK Jr. has the excuse of brain worms. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/nicole-shanahan-rfk-jr-vice-president-beliefs-rcna153535

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

ChatGPT is a menace, suggesting using glue to keep cheese on a pizza.

Everyone knows you should use staples.

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

Dear Google AI, if I wanted to read complete nonsense I’d just skim through my own posts.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

One thing I can promise is I’ll never use AI to automate my [I’m sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy. My purpose is to provide helpful and respectful information to users]

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

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MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

AP News headline: “Nikki Haley Says She Will Vote for Donald Trump”

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

Breaking: Yet another Alito home observed displaying a flag, this one with the inscription “9 ʎɹɐnuɐſ ʇɹoddns I puɐ ǝɟᴉʍ ʎW”

w7voa, 2 days ago to random

Nikki Haley says she’ll be voting for Donald Trump. https://apnews.com/article/72cd80b03d0cd6f69601a0c6166194a5

MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

Breaking: RNC’s ‘election integrity’ lawyer regrets sarcasm quotes in her official job title. https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/rncs-election-integrity-lawyer-arraigned-charged-election-crimes-rcna153454

MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

I don’t just blindly accept followers: there’s an interview process.