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Phaemons dog was right.

“We know this much is true, and it’s true for all souls: each of us will one day find the feast finished and, fattened or famished, step slowly backward into their own dark hall for that final night of sleep.”
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Don't be fooled by the bullshit in the budget.

Our government spends more money propping up fossil fuels than it does on housing.

Subsidies for fossil fuel producers are at $14.5 billion per year.

Social housing gets a little over $6 billion per year.

It's all about choices, and in this case we are choosing to increase homelessness and to pay to fry the planet.

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In our economy the price of any particular item sits at, or just above, whatever the market will bear.

Rent assistance ensures that rental costs will go up.

Power rebates ensure that power costs will go up.

These measures are subsidies for property investors and power companies who often pay no tax.

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Who says there's no jobs in fossil fuel?

As Senator Larissa Waters recently said:

“Every single resources minister in Coalition and Labor governments since 2001 has gone on to work in the fossil fuel sector.”

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Following the discovery of mass graves outside of a Gaza hospital it looks a bit like a war crime has been committed.

You will be relieved to hear that Israel is to investigate this themselves.

I, for one, have no doubt Israel's decision to exonerate itself will be totally credible.

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It looks like Iranian terrorists have launched an attack in response to Israeli defensive operations.

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  • Spoon,
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    @DrALJONES

    I think we should read 'direct negotiations ' as meaning making absolutely certain that Israel has exactly what it wants.

    Allowing parties to have their own input can be very awkward to say the least.

    Best we follow precedent and make some rules and draw some borders in London or new York.

    After all this sort of process has worked so well in the past.

    Spoon,
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    @DrALJONES

    Monopoly indeed. Have you seen this?
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/19/jared-kushner-gaza-waterfront-property-israel-negev?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

    I love the bit where he wants to 'clean up' Gaza.

    Certainly could be said to be messy.

    Spoon,
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    @Alamutjones @DeltaTangoLima

    I used writing by hand as a mnemonic device with adolescents gaining literacy late. Writing by hand requires the use of a part of the brain not utilised in typing. It requires involvement at a great depth.

    Spoon, to random
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    And to all those doubters who might think Anthony Albanese can't handle an international situation where an Australian has been murdered, let me remind you that he's already issued comuniqués, demanded explanations, urged restraint, defended sovereign rights and tomorrow he'll really dress the ambassador down.

    What a hero.

    Spoon,
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    @luciedigitalni

    That's right, poor fellow was feeling unwell. After all being an appologist for mass murder isn't very good for you.

    luciedigitalni, to auspol
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    the Israeli ambassador chucked a sickie to avoid a bollocking? ffs. send him home

    Spoon,
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    @luciedigitalni

    What is it they do with accessories to murder again?

    luciedigitalni, to Canberra
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    Oh look, an old white dude with zero experience in community policing. Just what we need*


    https://the-riotact.com/afp-deputy-commissioner-scott-lee-confirmed-as-act-policings-new-chief-police-officer/757200

    Spoon,
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    @luciedigitalni
    Won't be short of old white mates.

    They could have a club sort of thing.

    timrichards, to auspol
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    Agreed. Labor is never going to win by visibly panicking about immigration issues. I would've tried looking magisterial and deliberate, and made fun of Dutton as Chicken Little.

    The PM was punching well, until he gave himself an immigration uppercut

    https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/the-pm-was-punching-well-until-he-gave-himself-an-immigration-uppercut-20240329-p5fg6a.html

    Spoon,
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    @timrichards

    If by punching well you mean becoming the greatest fossil fuel exporting PM then yes.

    dgar, (edited ) to ethelcain
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    I have a playlist on Soundcloud of my own original rock music and I’d love for you to check it out, preferably on some good speakers, up loud. I’m really proud of this, and would love to hear what you think.

    If you have “I like music” in your profile, you must listen. It’s the law!! 🫶

    Boosts very much appreciated! 🤗

    https://on.soundcloud.com/cM4PLN4hep1urK3N8

    Spoon,
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    @dgar whats long and thin and very, very, very sticky?

    A stick.

    Spoon, to random
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    I thought that satire was dead when they gave Henry Kissinger a Nobel peace prize but this is a real game changer.

    Saudi Arabia has been chosen to head the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

    Interesting choice.

    Spoon, to random
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    Eight women killed in Australia in the first six weeks of 2024.

    I've checked:

    Not islamic extremists.

    Not chinese spies.

    Not gay transgenders.

    Not African gangs.

    Not indigenous youth gangs.

    All were committed by men well known to the victims. This is virtually ignored by the media.

    Spoon, to random
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    Biden says that he holds Tehran responsible for the attack on the Syria base “in the sense that they’re supplying the weapons”.

    So this would be an admission of US guilt for the murderous genocide in Palestine would it not?

    Spoon, to random
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    Military using medical disguise is a recognised war crime so obviously all funding of the IDF will now be withheld worldwide immediately.

    Note also they killed 'militants' rather than people.

    Israeli special forces disguised as doctors kill three militants at West Bank hospital
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/30/israel-forces-disguised-women-medics-storm-hospital-jenin-west-bank?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

    Spoon, to random
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    Colesworth says they are committed to helping Australians with cost-of-living pressures. They say that they are working hard to keep prices affordable.

    For your convenience I have translated the above into english;

    We don't actually give a flying fuck about our customers so shut up.

    Spoon, to random
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    All Australian parliaments, except the ACT, begin each session with the Lords Prayer before they proceed to lie, cover up, undermine, prevaricate, plot and deliberately mislead.

    Should Australian parliaments axe the Lord’s Prayer? In Victoria it’s up for debate
    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/jan/17/lord-prayer-australian-parliament-mps-axed-calls-details?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

    Spoon,
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    @luciedigitalni
    Any amount of increased serenity is possible for the blighted souls

    Spoon, to random
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    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/jan/12/australia-military-support-yemen-airstrikes-us-uk?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

    Taking up a position on little children being blown to pieces is a bit difficult but making sure international trade is unhindered is 'utterly central to Australia's national interest '.

    Is this really who we are?

    Spoon, to random
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    The pope is concerned about the dignity of women and children but, instead getting his employees to stop fucking little kids he has decided that surrogacy is the main problem.

    Spoon, to random
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    Why don't Palestinians pursue their objectives by peaceful means?

    Well, actually, they did.

    The PLO recognised Israel and renounced armed struggle.

    What did they get for it? Absolute humiliation and systematic ethnic cleansing.

    This is what made Hamas the only alternative.

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