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Stoned_Deva_, to random
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A few pics from our trip to Arkansas

Hydrangea of assorted colors
Male peacock
Obscured view of blue sky through trees

Stoned_Deva_,
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@Skepticat omg, yes! The peacock and hydrangea pics were taken there.

Skepticat,
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@Stoned_Deva_
I thought so! I lived near this area for many years, on the Missouri side of the Ozarks.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Internet went down and I figured out how to use my phone's hotspot to run my laptop.

So basically, I'm IT now.

tartley,
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@Stoned_Deva_ Welcome to the party. For heavens sake don't tell family, or you'll be googling your way through fixing all their laptops too. 🤗

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Power just came back on! 🙌

the_etrain,
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Glad to hear!

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Raining balls here, lost power, under a tornado watch...

The news: "Take cover!"

*Me going out to rescue my plants

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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My therapist said I need a hobby that gets me out of the house. So, next week's session will be at her office.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Big day tomorrow... can't sleep.

Can't sleep... gonna fuck up big day tomorrow. Classic conundrum

airwhale,
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Nah, you’ve got this. It will go great, no doubt.

Skepticat,
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Lizzy! Hope your day has gone just the way you need!!! 🤍
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Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Sorry I raised the bar so high for all your other kids.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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I'd be lost without people on Nextdoor posting about local anomalies like, "Anyone noticing an increase of fruit flies/gnats in the house?"

glasspusher,
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@Stoned_Deva_ @Skepticat as long as they carry the right babies away, they’re cool with me

Skepticat,
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@glasspusher @Stoned_Deva_ 😂

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Sorry I missed your call. I actually heard it ring, picked up my phone to answer but then saw it was you

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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“Just checking on you.”

Translation: Still don't want a relationship, but don't forget I'm DTF

mentallyalex,
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@Stoned_Deva_ sorry everyone is dumb and gross. :blobcathuggiessad:

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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How I'd like to respond: I hope this email thumps you in the nads for sending me this bullshit on a Friday afternoon.

My actual response: Thanks for reaching out. I'd be happy to assist.

DemocracySpot,
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Thx for the😂 Lizzy!

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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You're apolitical... how convenient. Well, I'm aswiping left.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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The older I get, the more impossible it is to open anything that's childproof. And though I may've sprained my thumbs in the process, these gummies were worth it.

qurlyjoe,
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Dispensaries should be like drug stores: allowed to give you your gummies in old-arthritic-hands packaging.

Stoned_Deva_, to animals
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Guard kitty on duty

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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My daughter's friend shared this in their group chat with "Let's Get Arrested!" I'm terrified that my kid will be shot with a rubber bullet, and then I'll suddenly become a cop killer.

Skepticat,
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Oh Lizzy, 😱
Big big hugs.
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