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Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Mom got a good shot. This was in Murphy, just northeast of Dallas.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Tell me again why we can't have Kamala!

airwhale,
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@Stoned_Deva_

I've been wondering about Kamala Harris for some time. Over in Sweden, I have not heard a single mention of her on the news since becoming VP, apart from a report on her outfit at some gala. Presumably,she's been busy but making no impact in the reporting of US politics at all.

Which I think is a bit odd, right?

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Just realized my soon-to-be 25yo brother is reaching that questionable "do I even like my family" phase. Grow tf up! No one likes their family.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Raise your hand if you've ever bought, used, or even have a mental picture of a dental dam.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Bass in your face, not an eight track
https://songwhip.com/public-enemy/cant-truss-it

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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It's that special time of night when I realize that I forgot to eat dinner.

Stoned_Deva_,
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@msquebanh will do 🫡😘

msquebanh,
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@Stoned_Deva_ Your belly, body & mind will appreciate it 🫂

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Buying plants is a gateway drug.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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What's the point in having a tire pressure light if it doesn't alert you when your tire is already flat? JFC!

Thankfully, some dude flagged me down in the parking lot before I got out on the road.

maxleibman,
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@Adam_Cadmon1 @Stoned_Deva_ I expect it’s a bad sensor. One’s a Honda and the other a Dodge. The Honda has been reset at the garage a couple times but always comes back after a short while.

the_etrain,
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@Stoned_Deva_
As a man, I thought "well I can explain that!" Luckily, a bunch of guys in the thread already explained it.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Siestas... oh, Mexicans are so lazy. No, it was just a different way of life... before capitalism took hold. Before barbed-wire, etc...

ainmosni,
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@Stoned_Deva_

This is complicated, I'm Dutch but have been in Berlin for over 8 years. And yeah, in Germany, the Turks are the "main" racist target, and in the Netherlands, it's Moroccans. That said, that doesn't mean there's no intra-EU shit talk, I mean, pre-EU, the main European past time was killing each other.

These days the shit talk is more akin to a friendly rivalry amongst most, but the extreme right (think GOP, attitude wise) just wants the EU to fall apart.

airwhale,
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@Stoned_Deva_

It just makes good business sense to close your shop for a few hours when it's too hot for people to be out and about. Same for working the fields - the big hat can only do so much.

Vacaion in Spain requires some planning too. We usually do dinner somewhere between 17:00 and 18:00. Knowing that Spaniards eat late, we hit the restaurant (super hungry) at 21:00, asking for a menu.

"Here you go, but we can only serve drinks for now. The chef will be arriving in about 30 minutes."

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Don't post for a while and gain a couple of followers, but once I do lose like eight. Sensing a trend here, lol

BeAware,
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@Stoned_Deva_ I feel the same way🤣🤣.

dalfen,
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Stoned_Deva_, to random
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The previous tenants were rocket scientists, obviously.

passenger,
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@Stoned_Deva_

Oh hey you found where the SpaceX launch test rocket scientists used to live.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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I'll half-ass like whatever sport I want for 3 weeks outta the year. Mind ya business... anywho go Illinois! 🏀

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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I don't really have any UofH gear but this works, right?

Stoned_Deva_,
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@mentallyalex sorry you had to go thru that 🫶

@the_etrain

mentallyalex,
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@Stoned_Deva_
It's fine, just hilarious.

"I did what?"
"Broke your foot"
"What am I, 80?" (I was maybe 30?)
"..."
"You're less fun than my regular doctor."
"I'm your general... do you mean your therapist!?"
:blobcatsip:
exacerbated sighs from doctor with muttering
@the_etrain

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Kentucky! Get your shit together

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Is life always this hard? I must be doing it wrong.

When does the madness stop? I could really use a reprieve.

the_etrain,
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@Stoned_Deva_
You're beautiful, smart, and funny. We're all lucky to know you. 🫂

Skepticat,
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Oh Lizzy 🫂
Sometimes, it's never easy.
For what seems like very long periods of time.
Big love to you. Always. 🤍

@Stoned_Deva_

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