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Twoclownseating

@Twoclownseating@ravenation.club

Don't trust everything a little bird tells you!

Pronouns: He/Him/That Idiot

LGBTQ+, Black Lives Matter, Disability and Neurodivergent ally

Like: Laughs, Music, Literature, Art, Cinema, Nature and Beauty of all kinds

Dislike: Intolerance, Discrimination and general Fuckwittery. Be nice or begone

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RolloTreadway, to music
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  • Twoclownseating,
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    @RolloTreadway @sheepnik

    I always have an earworm. Other people definitely don't though. My eldest finds this funny and will every once in a while randomly ask me "what's playing" and is amused when I can answer instantly

    I find it a bit of a curse as I can get some right old rubbish stuck for hours on end

    Twoclownseating,
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    @purplepadma @RolloTreadway @sheepnik

    For the 3rd time n the space of a week I've got Kylie and Jason. Originally triggered by TOTP but keeps coming back ๐Ÿ™

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    I didn't know was a thing! I don't miss 99% of football Twitter I left behind but haven't seen any football (soccer) talk on here so had just assumed it's not a Fediverse thing (unless it's cats playing football)

    Hello kickball enthusiasts

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    Bjork ๐Ÿ˜

    I've danced with her on the floor of a techno club in the 90s, about this time. Mixing with the punters

    Queen ๐Ÿ‘‘

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    I'm wanna sex you up sounds like a threat not an invitation

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    Shaun looking like he's about to sell Ed's to kids in the front row. Shifty

    iraantlers, to random
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    Twoclownseating,
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    @iraantlers

    Wow. I'm ira famous blushes

    RickiTarr, to random
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    What is the strangest thing you've ever purchased?

    Twoclownseating,
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    @RickiTarr

    There are quite a few candidates but this sprang to mind. A broach with a Victorian photo of a person dressed as a Poodle

    Kind of proto-furrie vibes. I think we can agree it's a bit creepy

    iraantlers, to random
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    the ghent (belgium) scene seems to be a florid place of future music transmissions. https://mastodon.online/@iraantlers/111793049230204556

    Twoclownseating,
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    @iraantlers

    Really want to see Black Flower (after you put me onto them) but they seem to have an aversion to coming to the UK. Once in 2019 I believe

    I can't blame them to be honest, but we, probably more than anywhere in Europe, need their magic to ring out and dispel our (many) demons

    Looks like I'll need to travel to Belgium or the Netherlands to get cleansed by them

    AkaSci, to random
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    Not a good day for space missions ๐Ÿ˜ž

    During a short up and down Flight 72, Mars helicopter Ingenuity lost its comm link with rover Perseverance. NASA engineers are working on restoring it.

    This follows Flight 71 on Jan 6 which made an emergency landing 35 seconds into a 125 sec flight; apparently the relatively featureless sandy terrain proved difficult for its navigation system.

    Meanwhile, Voyager 1 is still sending garbled data.

    Stay tuned.

    https://mars.nasa.gov/technology/helicopter/status/508/flight-72-status-update/
    1/n

    Twoclownseating,
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    @AkaSci @65dBnoise

    Last image sent from Ingenuity here

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    Am I right in thinking Kylie and Jason had been a couple but this was post relationship? Weird gig if that was the case, doing a love duo, with staged affection, with your ex.

    fkamiah17, to random
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    Jesus fucking christ would you cop a look at these weirdos?


    Twoclownseating,
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    @fkamiah17

    I always suspected the Pringles man was a Tory

    Twoclownseating,
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    @substandardnerd @fkamiah17

    There's nothing sadder than a teenage Tory

    Twoclownseating,
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    @mxtthxw @substandardnerd @fkamiah17

    Imagine being 18 years old and the only party your interested in is your local Conservatives

    You will probably still lose your virginity at some point, but it's more likely to be to a sweaty middle aged man with ambitions on making the local council than that hot person from school you fancy

    Jaden3, to random
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    I had a real strange conversation on the bus this morning. I was in the back laughing and joking with my boys . White guy in the front turned round and said to me ' Son why is it ok for yall black people to call each other nigga but not us '
    What tf !!!!!!!!
    Yeah we were calling each other ngga , that how we talk.
    I didn't say shit coz da guy was like 200 pounds bigger than my skinny ass. But wtf ! These people ๐Ÿ™„
    What yall take on this?

    Twoclownseating,
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    @Jaden3

    Sorry you had to deal with this Jaden

    Lots have people have made the point about black folks re-appropriating the word. It's not exactly a new thing, this guy knows that. It's been widely used in Hip Hop for the last 35 fucking years, it's not news

    The question to him is, why do you want to be able to say it?

    (That's a rhetorical question, we know why)

    Twoclownseating,
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    @Jaden3

    I know you know brother. MF knew he was big enough to flex and safe to be a cunt (sorry for my language to those offended but that's both how I speak and also completely justified)

    You did the right thing J, let him go home with his tiny dick twitching thinking he's a big man of the master race, deep down knowing he's an impotent bully

    Twoclownseating,
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    @Jaden3

    Don't give them what they want. You spoilt his day, don't let him spoil yours. Stay strong young team, fight the right battles

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  • Twoclownseating,
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    @mxtthxw

    If you'd told me this was LFO I wouldn't have questioned it. Nice tune

    Twoclownseating,
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    @mxtthxw

    Indeed it was. I was 18 and all this bleep was happening in the UK, the parties were great too. Happy days

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    I live in a house built around 1700. I often wonder about all of the people that were born or died in the room I'm sat in right now. I imagine a fair few

    More generally, if these walls could talk! 300 years of domestic life. It's not a mansion, it's a domestic house. I know farm workers/rope makers have lived here in the past. Many families down the years, living in close proximity. Fascinating to think what's gone on in here, dramatic or banal

    Prompted by posts by @taoish @RickiTarr earlier

    mxtthxw, to Blog
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    OK so here's my first post on Pirate Radio in the early 1990s. Older Fedi folks will know about my fascination with Bleeps so I'm putting my stories down.

    http://matthewsmyth.co.uk/blog/dancing-on-a-volcano-me-and-pirate-radio-a-love-story/

    Twoclownseating,
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    @mxtthxw

    That Renegade Soundwave track takes me back

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    UK folks outraged by the Post Office Horizon scandal. Take more interest in public inquiries. There has been a detailed ongoing inquiry available to the public for the last 2 years on this

    Institutional child abuse, police corruption, governmental failures leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of people, among other things, are being aired but the press don't push them to you so they pass as disclosed but unheard

    See also

    IICSA
    Grenfell
    Hillsborough
    Daniel Morgan
    Infected Blood
    Covid

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Since, my last post ended up in a long thread about the pros and cons of sports, I'm curious, what is your family and personal history with sports?

    I'll go first! My Dad grew up in a Sport's household. His Dad, my grandfather, was obsessed, and he wanted his sons to be too. My grandfather was tall with an athletic build like a swimmer, but he married a very petite 4'8" woman, who never weighed over a hundred pounds. Both my Dad and his Brother were average height with a slight build, neither played sports or were good at it when they tried. Not liking sports became my Dad's rebellion. He became a preacher instead, his Dad grew up in a Preacher's family, and hated it. When I was growing up, my Dad always pushed intelligence and spirituality over physicality, we only had a game on if my Grandfather was there. I got a little of both my parents, I've always been small and plump, what science calls a dumpling (please don't fact check this). I enjoyed group activities and non competitive sports. For instance I played volleyball (very poorly), but only enjoyed it if I was on the B team, and had no pressure to succeed in it. I did go through a brief period where I pretended to be really into sports, because I thought it would impress boys. I'd watch just enough to get highlights. I was basically like Moss in I.T. Crowd. Did you see that ludicrous display last night?!

    Twoclownseating,
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    @RickiTarr

    I was 11 years old, just moved up to secondary school (high school). Had a former friend from my previous school who turned into a snake when we moved up. We were paired up in the 100m sprint try outs

    I wanted to beat him so bad. I broke the school and district records for my age. I burnt that fucker by 3 seconds

    They thought I was a prodigy, never recreated. Fast but a flop after that race in comparison

    Anger is an energy, as John Lyndon once sang

    RickiTarr, to random
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    What do you think is a subject that most people misunderstand, and if they were more educated in the topic it would probably change their mind?

    Twoclownseating,
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    @RickiTarr

    Autism and the range of ways Autistic people experience the world

    If I hear one more motherfucker talk about Rain Man FFS

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    I'm a live and let live, each to their own type of person. If you're not harming anyone else, crack on. Enjoy what you enjoy, I'm not judging, you be you

    However, when I meet folks who dislike Reggae, I'm not gonna lie, you're on friend probation

    narrows eyes

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