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Twoclownseating

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Don't trust everything a little bird tells you!

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fkamiah17, (edited ) to UKpolitics
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Having trouble fitting Poppy duty into your busy Parliamentary schedule? Don't worry, just take one of these Early-Bird Remembrancing Paper Crosses and stick it into some nearby grass. Don't forget your photographer!
Don't miss out, they're selling like hot cakes!

Twoclownseating,
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@fkamiah17

A couple of things that come to mind as we come into this year's Death Christmas (Poppy/Lest We Forgetfest)

Estimated 4k homeless UK veterans (Suella thinks it's a lifestyle choice)

Peace protesters (not near the cenotaph),
Suella thinks this is disrespectful to our veterans. Lest we forget are brave boys (sic)

The Royal British Legion, coining it in, 150m a year incoming, £1.4 Billion assets and £250m in reserves. Yet 4k homeless vets. Not trying that hard are they?

Jaden2, to random

Iongaf how stressed I am ian letting dat shit grind me down istg.
I see folks moping around with long faces like they just waiting to die feel me?
Fk that ! I gon enjoy life it to short.
I gotta manage the stress. Ian letting ts get to me.
What yall stress management techniques?

Twoclownseating,
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@Jaden2

Music. Preferably something I can dance to while singing along loudly. Rattle your ribcage, it's good for releasing stress

A go to for me is this Reggae banger

Leroy Smart - God Helps the Man

https://youtu.be/WYOkoXFGAaQ?si=ZtDaotw9lBLuZ1ZB

iraantlers, to random
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good morning ;)

Twoclownseating,
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@iraantlers

"Shaggy this isn't Catnip"

Twoclownseating, to random
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I've listened to Joni Mitchell's, Both Sides Now, seven times today. I don't want her to get streaming royalties from me on her 80th birthday, I want the love and admiration I feel when I hear her to cosmically filter back to her

Anyone know what app I can use?

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, what movie/TV show/ book has the best take on time travel and why?

Twoclownseating,
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@RickiTarr

I've not seen it mentioned here, and I wouldn't say it was the best take, but there is a quirky short (70 mins) Japanese film called "Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes" that's quite fun

A cafe owner discovers his TV can see into the future, but only 2 minutes into the future. Shenanigans abound

It's free to stream on Channel 4 in the UK and is on Amazon and YouTube for a small fee

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt14500584/

Jaden2, to random

I love my mastodon homies ❤️
Thank you guys for the chats over the last 12 months 🙏🏿
Can't believe it been nearly 12 months since I been on dis bitch 🤣
For real tho love you guys. You are so real .
I staying on this bitch now fr. Forever!
Y'all #1 no lies .
Honest and real conversation yall can't get on all the other socials.
Love yall ❤️❤️❤️

Twoclownseating,
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@Jaden2

Always love hearing from and speaking to you Jaden. Glad you've stuck with us

The others won't admit it but you're single handedly keeping us all young 😉

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@Jaden2 ❤️

Jaden2, to random

🙃🙃 my Momma already planning thanksgiving. This shit come round so quick 😒
What yall favorite thanksgiving food?
Mine an nun _ give me a taco I good 👍🏾 🤣
#thanksgiving2023

Twoclownseating,
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@kate @Jaden2 @regordane @Tattooed_mummy

Next lesson. Spotted Dick (as we're doing ridiculously named British food)

These are real things btw Jaden, I promise

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@regordane @kate @Jaden2 @Tattooed_mummy

Yes! Though bubble and squeak sounds way more exciting than the reality (boiled mouse is an acquired taste 😉)

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@Jaden2 @regordane @kate @Tattooed_mummy

I was joking. We eat our mice raw here. Delivered to our plates by Owls, like some Harry Potter shit J 😉

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@Jaden2 @regordane @kate @Tattooed_mummy

It's like potato and cabbage mashed up and fried in cakes. It's leftover food, usually served with breakfast next day after a Sunday/Thanksgiving type meal (no mice were harmed I swear)

Twoclownseating, to random
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It's Joni Mitchell's 80th birthday today so you all get a gift

Take a few minutes to enjoy this beautiful song

Joni Mitchell - Both Sides Now

https://youtu.be/yXr2EFomFkU?si=urwv5-JktJBvKLYV

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@lesighlepurr

Beautiful innit

mxtthxw, to random
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I might do a solo EP as I've only ever worked with others.

I want to call the EP I'm Not Phil Collins. That's my starting point, need to kick myself up the arse and do it. :goodpc: :80spc: :chloro: :ogpc: :oldpc:

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@mxtthxw

I'm beginning to suspect you might actually be Phil Collins. Hiding in plain sight

mxtthxw, to random
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    Twoclownseating,
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    @mxtthxw

    The Swiss football club, Young Boys, play at the Wankdorf stadium

    You can write your own jokes I'm not touching this one

    Twoclownseating,
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    @mxtthxw

    You have to be very specific Googling that

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    Misadventure

    A curious word. It has Adventure in it, that's exciting right?

    As tragic as it is in its most common use, death by misadventure, I like that it still contains Adventure

    If I die of a drug overdose or somehow get run over by a tractor I've drunkenly stolen, I want it to be pronounced death by misadventure rather than, he couldn't handle his drugs and was a very poor operator of agricultural machinery

    Twoclownseating,
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    @BlackenedGreen

    Your word is beyond good enough for me sir 🫡

    It's almost guaranteed that my demise will be one of, if not both of the scenarios outlined

    Twoclownseating,
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    @BlackenedGreen in my case it's probably more live quite quickly, die in comedic yet confusing circumstances. I can live/die with that

    RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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    Any time someone makes a parody of music songs making fun of different genres of music songs, why are those music songs so good?

    Twoclownseating,
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    @RickiTarr

    Here's a funny little fact. There was a Beatles parody band, The Rutles, in the 70s. They did an incredible job of mimicking the various styles of the band with original songs

    The British band Oasis, were often accused of being very derivative of the Beatles. One of their biggest hits, Whatever, had a first line and refrain in it so similar to The Rutles song, How Sweet to be an Idiot, that Oasis had to settle damages and credit Neil Innes as co-writer of the song

    Twoclownseating,
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    @RickiTarr notorious for it, the Music Song people

    Saltssaltgirl, to random
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    No one prepares you for when your teenage son asks to go cologne shopping.

    Twoclownseating,
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    @Saltssaltgirl

    Literally had this today, so weird

    Twoclownseating, to random
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    Question for you lovely Fedifolk

    Reverse Hype/Irrational Rejection

    What thing, music, film, art, food, whatever, was highly recommended that you avoided but later discovered was great? And why did you swerve it initially?

    Twoclownseating,
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    @DemocracySpot

    Interesting and somewhat loosely linked selections Eddie. Assuming only one is a foodstuff and one is a band. If both are foodstuffs, yikes

    Twoclownseating,
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    @DJDarren

    Jo Wiley's breathless enthusiasm for whatever the supposed next big thing had a similar effect on me

    The NME, meh, the ultimate manufactured hype machine from the 90s onwards. Remember the next big thing Nu Rave? Lol

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    @DJDarren

    Two words. Kula Shaker

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