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acrousey

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Just a guy trying this thing called life. If you don't at least try it will pass you by.

Iowa native living and taking care of a tiny farm in northern Wisconsin

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acrousey, to Wisconsin
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If you're lucky enough to live in the northern part of the United States, check out that light show that is going on tonight!

#NorthernLights in #NorthernWisconsin.

#aurora #auroraborealis #Wisconsin #Northwoods

Wavy northern lights above a Northwoods landscape.
Northern lights behind some tall pines.
Bright green and pink northern lights.

flexghost, to random
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There are talks of sanctioning Tucker Carlson for his Putin interview

While America is not directly at war with Russia, we engage in non-kinetic military action

This falls directly in line with what Tucker did during the Fox Years as well as his actions now:
social engineering
misinformation
sowing division

And remember, Putin is wanted by the International Criminal Court for genocide and war crimes

Its time for Carlson and those like him to enter the "find out" stage

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

acrousey,
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@flexghost USA: stops plane from leaving Russia Oh no! Shocked Pikachu face Russia won't let Tucker leave! Looks like they're holding him!

Russia: trying to send him back to spread propaganda No we're not! Take him!

USA; Look at that! Not even Russia wants him!

GottaLaff, to random
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โ€œIn an affidavit by Wade that is expected to be submitted Fri w Willis' court filing Wade states, "In 2022, DA Willis & I developed a personal relationship in addition to our professional assoc & friendship. I have no financial interest in the outcome of the 2020 election interference case or in the conviction of any defendant. No funds paid to me in compensation for my role as Special Prosecutor have been shared with or provided to DA Willis." 1/โ€ฆ

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fani-willis-filing-confirms-romantic-relationship-denies-conflict/

acrousey,
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@GottaLaff Ok, so what exactly are the Election Interference lawyers saying here???

"iSn'T iT oBvIoUs?! It's clearly a conflict of interest. She could have hired the best, but instead hired Wade b/c they're dating!"

I mean, honestly, wouldn't you prefer she hired the possibly average prosecutor she's dating instead of a prosecutor that could ream you legally?

Not saying Wade isn't the best, but if you're throwing up the conflict of interest fight, that's what you're saying.

GottaLaff, to random
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Yes, AGAIN.

Via Mother Jones's Dan Friedman:

I'm not saying 100% they're just really into Hunter's penis, but that seems like the simplest explanation for their actions so far.

Matt Viser:

The House Oversight Committee just held a recorded vote on whether to allow Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) to display redacted naked photos of before Congress. The GOP-led committee voted along party lines, 21-to-15, to allow the photos.

acrousey,
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@GottaLaff Hahaha! Called it!

Looks like she was just phishing for more.

MissingThePt, to random
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Hunter Biden showing up to the House Oversight Committee hearing to debate finding him in contempt of Congress because he would not show up for an interview demonstrates that, contra Nancy Maceโ€™s assertion that he โ€œhas no balls,โ€ he has large balls indeed, accompanying that massive unit of his.

acrousey,
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@MissingThePt He only walked out on MTG because he was scared that his presence there would only prompt her to ask him to "Send more nudez!!!"

If we all remember that other fateful day on the House floor, she already has plenty.

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: A close reading of the original copy of the U.S. Constitution has led to the discovery that itโ€™s actually the right to arm bears.

acrousey,
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MissingThePt, to random
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Nikki Haley finesses answer to โ€œWhat caused the Civil War?โ€ question so as not to offend key former-slaveholder constituency.

acrousey,
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@MissingThePt Q: Haha! Got you to say it!
Haley: Say what?
Q: The "S" word.
Haley: Yeah, I'm all for states' rights.
Q: Oh, for fuck's sake...

MissingThePt, to random
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First they came for the people posting โ€œFirst they came forโ€ฆโ€ memes.

acrousey,
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GottaLaff, to random
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Do you ever see toots whiz by and you read them and think, "WTF are they talking about? I can't make sense of any of it."

I do that a lot.

acrousey,
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@spocko I also love the aspect that we all boost each other here, too. Thank you for boosting this post.

And thank you, @MamasPinkyToe

As a person with ducks, this is a Lifehack I will now carry with me to the grave!

Don't mind me!

Quack quack quack!

@GottaLaff

acrousey, to climate
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acrousey,
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@the_Effekt Unfortunately no. We aren't supposed to cool down until it passes. It's raining outside now.

My grandmother was commenting to me on Facebook that she agrees that the weather is a little wacky, but she'll gladly take the rain over the snow.

I didn't have the heart to tell her that I would rather take the snow that slowly melts and trickles into the soil and earth rather than heavy rain that generally flows off into the waterways.

acrousey, to climate
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#NorthernWisconsin #ChristmasEve Nearly 50ยฐF/10ยฐC outside today. I'm guessing that we may be getting close to some record temps today/tomorrow. Last year around this time we already had a foot of snow. I think NOAA out of Duluth has only recorded ~4 green Christmas Eves/Days in the last 70 years. This is WILD.

It's so wild, that when I checked my mushroom logs, I happened upon a good handful of Blue Oysters. Yum!

#MerryChristmas #ClimateChange #Fungi #Mushroom #Mushrooms #Wisconsin

Some of the smaller mushrooms that I left in the log.

MissingThePt, to random
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Santa looks as you would expect of someone who eats only cookies and venison.

acrousey,
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@MissingThePt At least they are practicing good livestock husbandry at the North Pole.

shoq, to random
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Every single cat person;
Everyone who THINKS they are a cat person; Everyone who ever wants to BE a cat person;
Everyone who ever wants to be WITH a cat person,

must learn these 7 things.

The Seven Deadly Cat Sins! - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZoWqs1T_s

acrousey,
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@shoq I'm guilty of forcing interactions with my cats. However, one has a very clear "abort" mode and I'll generally release him a couple of seconds after I realize that's what he wants. It's weird, because sometimes he'll get to abort mode, and then I'll start rubbing his belly, and it just melts away and he's like, "Oh no, don't stop..." Whereas the other cat gets overstimulated easily so I've learned to give him one or two pets and let him go. Otherwise it's PLAYTIME with teeth and claws out.

GottaLaff, to tesla
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โ€œ blamed drivers for failures of parts it long knew were defective

Wheels falling off cars at speed. Suspensions collapsing on brand-new vehicles. Axles breaking under acceleration. Tens of thousands of customers told Tesla about a host of part failures on low-mileage cars. The automaker sought to blame drivers for vehicle โ€˜abuse,โ€™ but Tesla documents show it had tracked the chronic โ€˜flawsโ€™ and โ€˜failuresโ€™ for years.โ€
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/tesla-musk-steering-suspension/

acrousey,
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@GottaLaff So, basically, Tesla's argument is "You knew you were buying a piece of crap death machine when you bought it"?

MissingThePt, to random
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Why donโ€™t drug companies come out with fun old-timey names for products any more, like โ€œMother Ednaโ€™s Poultice for Bowel Shivers.โ€

acrousey,
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@MissingThePt On the bright side, when it's named something shitty in the modern era, like "X" for example, at least I know what I ought not to waste my money on.

acrousey, to random
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I've only been doing #Duolingo for 250 days. Wow... Fun though! And to my credit, I haven't needed to use a freeze streak yet!

MissingThePt, (edited ) to random
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Breaking: Production snag delay release of โ€œMark Up Bill.โ€

acrousey,
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@MissingThePt First Hunter Biden's nudes. And now this. Sooner or later there's gonna be stripper poles in each nook and cranny of Capitol Hill.

Make it rain, baby!

Those lobbyists will have to learn some new moves if they want to keep their influence.

acrousey, to languagelearning
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For people learning #Irish on #Duolingo where do you turn for that extra learning material that it's lacking?

YouTube, books...??? Mostly for grammar help and short stories. There's a few things that I'm noticing with patterns, but I feel like there's a deeper level to it that I'm missing out on.

I'm just starting out on this journey. I'm actually surprised at how much Irish is making sense to me so far, with my mostly Germanic language backgrounds.

#languagelearning #langtoot

w7voa, to random
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Tesla recalls 2 million cars with โ€˜insufficientโ€™ Autopilot safety controls - The Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/12/13/tesla-autopilot-recall/

acrousey,
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@w7voa Oh. Wow. Finally doing something about that targeting system... err... "safety protocols". @MissingThePt will probably have a field day with this...

dangillmor, to random
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A rare but welcome example of the federal government saying no to Elon Musk's endless (legal) grifting off the US taxpayer: https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/us-agency-will-not-reinstate-900-mln-subsidy-spacex-starlink-unit-2023-12-13/

acrousey,
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@dangillmor Let's also not forget his refusal to let Ukrainians use it for offensive attacks in Crimea. They could have made some real headway in Crimea, and he denied them that.

https://apnews.com/article/spacex-ukraine-starlink-russia-air-force-fde93d9a69d7dbd1326022ecfdbc53c2

acrousey, to privacy
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"As the Internet Archive appeals a court decision blocking alternatives to surveillance-ridden digital book licenses, a new report reveals that the worldโ€™s largest publisher may be selling readersโ€™ intimate personal data to the highest bidder. E-books are fast becoming tools of corporate surveillance"

https://www.fastcompany.com/90996547/e-books-are-fast-becoming-tools-of-corporate-surveillance

#privacy #ebooks

MissingThePt, to random
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The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of midday to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a stuck cybertruck, and eight tiny pedestrians wrapped around the front axle.

acrousey,
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@MissingThePt I'm going to pretend what I see in this photo is two trees in the "bed" of this "truck" because one tree is never enough if you drive a Cybertruck. And then there's a third tree that the asshat driver backed over after hitting a pedestrian. Of course, the driver was more concerned about how the pedestrian and tree damaged his truck

GottaLaff, to random
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OMFG.

Via Anna Bower:

The former President of the United States is selling pieces of the suit he wore for his mugshot in Fulton County, Georgia, where he has been indicted for his alleged attempts to overthrow the results of a democratic election.

acrousey,
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@GottaLaff "Buy now while supplies last!" =Endless sales

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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Via Kyle Cheney 1/

Shaye MOSS now describing her joy when --after 5 yrs as a temp --she was hired as a perm election worker in Fulton County.

"It was like winning a golden ticket in Willie Wonka," she said.

"I loved my job so much," she said, choking up.

Q: What does date Dec. 4, 2020 mean to you

MOSS: "That was the day that everything changed, everything in my life changed. The day that I changed. Everything just flipped upside down."

"Crazy lies were spread about me & my mom"

acrousey,
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@GottaLaff I feel like they really missed out on the opportunity of editing it into this clip from Trump's 2016 Campaign...

https://youtube.com/shorts/YM0UjN6qsKs?si=_aGRFHgOvVGzybm6

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