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andrewfeeney

@andrewfeeney@phpc.social

Software developer in Sydney, Australia.

Works with PHP, Javascript, Typescript, Laravel, Vue, AngularJS, Inertia, Livewire, Vapor

Enjoys TDD, CI, Algorithmic Art, Mathematics, Languages, Music Creation, Coffee

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andrewfeeney, to random
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Printing “As An AI Model I Can’t Do That” As A Service

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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So it turns out that Republican outrage about George Soros was just projection about Harlan Crowe all along.

andrewfeeney,
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@MHowell @BlackAzizAnansi Do you mean George Santos?

andrewfeeney,
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@MHowell @BlackAzizAnansi All good! I had the same thought process.

andrewfeeney, to random
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“Direct Message” implies the existence of “Indirect Message”.

TheLetterTen, to random

I am joining a secret society of electrical engineers and they just asked me to step into a large coil with a battery attached.

This is their current induction process.

andrewfeeney,
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@TheLetterTen If they installed a fog machine nearby they could haze you while they’re at it.

atomicpoet, (edited ) to fediverse
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I don't think it's wrong for other Fediverse projects, besides Mastodon, to exist.

Especially since so many of them predate Mastodon.

, which is what is based off, predates Mastodon by two years!

Friendica started in 2010.

GNU Social is even older.

It's wild to me that so many folks believe Mastodon = Fediverse.

andrewfeeney,
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@atomicpoet “I don’t think it’s right for email clients other than Microsoft Outlook to exist …”

bkm, to random
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Hey Johnny! What day is it today?

andrewfeeney,
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@bkm Oh man, did I miss Quattro de Cinqo again?

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    andrewfeeney,
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    @renwillis @atomicpoet ?

    mattblaze, to random
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    Spam (like the torrent of cryptoscamspam lots of people got this morning) has been very rare for me here (and dealt with quickly), but I've noticed that almost all of the spam I've gotten has been via Mastodon's DM feature.

    I really wish there was a way to turn DMs off or at least restrict them to people I follow. Control over incoming DMs was a thing Twitter did better than here.

    andrewfeeney,
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    @mattblaze When I view my own profile while logged in, “DMs” that I’ve sent appear in my replies as if they were publicly visible on my profile. Talk about heart attack material.

    andrewfeeney, to random
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    On the morning of the coronation, the monarch-to-be is served a traditional High English Breakfast consisting of porridge, a hard-boiled pheasant's egg, pickled turnip and mashed peas on toast.

    It is traditional for the Royal Chef to deliver the meal personally to the monarch and wait in silence until it has been eaten in full.


    andrewfeeney, to random
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    For at least 850 years, the tradition has held that the Archbishop of Canterbury must not face to the North West at any point during the coronation ceremony. The origin of this custom has been lost to history.


    andrewfeeney,
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    @JackDeeth Sounds plausible.

    andrewfeeney, to random
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    After the crowned monarch sits on the throne for the first time, the first word they say will be formally added to the “King/Queen’s English”. Queen Elizabeth II’s word was “Fiddlesticks”. Her father George VI’s was “Hullaballoo”. Queen Victoria’s was “Flabbergast”. Queen Elizabeth’s was “Churlish”. King Henry the VIII’s was “Nincompoop”.


    andrewfeeney, to random
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    (Why Do You Always Do) That Thing You Do - The Oneders


    shortstack, to random

    ted lasso is the best show i have ever watched

    in my life

    Ted Lasso Tedlassogifs GIF

    andrewfeeney,
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    @shortstack It truly is something special isn't it.

    andrewfeeney, to random
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    Early British monarchs would have a "commoner" hung, drawn and quartered on the day of their coronation as a show of force. As European monarchs fell out of favour, and guillotines fell into favour, the tradition was softened somewhat to the current form, in which a member of the public volunteers to be slapped by the new monarch with a herring.


    andrewfeeney,
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    Over 165,000 people applied to be chosen to be slapped with a herring by the newly crowned King Charles III on the day of his coronation.


    andrewfeeney,
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    @danohibernian I'd probably start by writing to the office of the Order of the Knights Who Say "Ni!" and go from there.

    andrewfeeney,
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    @danohibernian I'd probably bring a shrubbery if they ask to meet, just in case you need to grease some palms.

    andrewfeeney, to random
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    At the conclusion of the event, each attendee is presented with a corgi by the newly crowned monarch.


    yayKM, to random
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    Your periodic reminder that the Devondale logo is actually a cow with no legs, being held up by 4 people.

    andrewfeeney,
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    @yayKM Meatloaf.

    andrewfeeney, to random
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    Monday - Rebecca Black


    andrewfeeney, to random
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    After the ceremony, the crowned monarch throws the orb backwards into the crowd. Whoever catches it gets to rise one level in the line of succession.


    andrewfeeney, to random
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    To Mock Killing A Bird


    kboyd, to random
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    My fellow Canadians:

    When pronouncing the word "colour" in the presence of our American friends, make sure to stress the "u". Make it sound luxurious and sultry, like "velour".

    andrewfeeney,
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    @kboyd I’ve heard rumours that he doesn’t have the greatest sense of humour. Hopefully he doesn’t feel too dishonoured by the whole thing. Perhaps you should wear some kind of armour just in case?

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