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breakfastgolem

@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp

Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.

I don't accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa

see you nutmeats in hell

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breakfastgolem, to random
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Happy birthday, marijuana!

breakfastgolem, to random
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The Three Booty Problem

ray, to random

that video's done it again, I can't stop laughing

breakfastgolem,
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@ray STAAHHP

ray, to random

vital poll - keep with the mullethawk or return to the buzz for spring?

selfie with buzzcut

breakfastgolem,
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@ray Tonsure

breakfastgolem, to random
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In retrospect, naming my all-chili restaurant "Dinerrhea" was a very bad business decision.

breakfastgolem, to random
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It's April, you fools.

breakfastgolem, to random
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I'm sorry the what preserve

breakfastgolem, to random
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webp (we be peein')

ray, to random

potato man takes tesTOTerone

breakfastgolem,
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@ray hrmm

ray, to random

one my youtubers put this subtitle completely unprompted over a one second cut of him mining? lmao

breakfastgolem,
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@ray bi wife, bi life

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every day some dipass independently stumbles onto the premise of male socialization and thinks they've discovered a truly novel loophole to sneak their dogshit biases into sensible discussion. every fuckin' day. it's the online equivalent of cranks in their garage thinking that they'll be the one to finally patent a perpetual motion machine because nobody else in history has considered "mmmmwhat if,, magnets?"

breakfastgolem,
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@jackdaw_ruiz mangnets

breakfastgolem, to random
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Happy Intergalactic Women's Day (women who span galaxies, their spines dwarfing the very filaments themselves, arms extended across vast swathes of time)

breakfastgolem, to random
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Get in loser, we're going to your mom's house to eat Hot Pockets and play Nintendo 64.

breakfastgolem, to random
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dune sounds so rad in my imho
i hope they make it into a book

breakfastgolem, to random
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:thinking_very_hard:

breakfastgolem, to random
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:blobwide82: :blobwide_1:

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Team Practical Effects In Films forever

breakfastgolem,
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@checkervest @garrison Look it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a gun in real life. It can't be done at all.

ray, to random

I had the biggest brain moment of my life today when we were going to do a little corn maze during part of our intro dnd session and I had our characters just. Go to a higher part of town and look down on the maze and draw it out lmao

breakfastgolem,
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@ray A couple of games ago one of our players rolled a nat20 to intimidate a bunch of ghosts; the DM asked for a confirmation roll and she rolled another nat20. It was fantastic.

breakfastgolem, to random
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"AI is amazing and can be relied on for in-depth analysis and reliable scientific data" and then it produces absolute garbage like this:

breakfastgolem, to random
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Yesterday I was on a work call with a guy who was sharing a screen. We were going over some issues and such; nothing too crazy. But as we talked about one ticket in particular, he opened a browser tab, went to a ChatGPT thing, and began asking it to answer a question we had about the issue. The reply we got was the most canned non-answer possible: entirely vague, lacking context, clarity or even a hint of understand. It was absolutely ridiculous and exemplifies why I hate AI so much.

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it rules that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have become such genuinely interesting actors after the Twilight franchise, and that Taylor Lautner has been able to find steady work renting you skis at the Timberline Lodge slope check-in.

breakfastgolem,
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@jackdaw_ruiz Lautner's wife is also named Taylor. I hate this.

breakfastgolem,
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@jackdaw_ruiz And she took his last name when they married, so they're both Taylor Lautner. I'm leaving. Fuck this shit.

breakfastgolem, to random
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George Huge Wet Bush

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Remembering this horror of a living room.

ray, to random

this hurts so much I can't watch it without pausing to laugh. I cant stand it

@calebpitts1997 from twitter. doing an impression of what he would do if someone tried to hurt his friends (a bunch of constipated yelling about not hurting his friends)

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@ray Reboosting this.

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