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breakfastgolem

@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp

Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.

I don't accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa

see you nutmeats in hell

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breakfastgolem, to random
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science is so amazing

breakfastgolem, to random
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2024 is the year that I will find myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife.

breakfastgolem,
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@campbell :blobsweats:

pizza, to random
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(tears streaming down my face) im chilling!!! 🥹

breakfastgolem,
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@ray @pizza I've only heard of such chilling in whispers and stories.

breakfastgolem, to random
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New Masto instance just dropped

breakfastgolem, to random
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Philip K. Penis

breakfastgolem, to random
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If USA is so good how come there's no USB

breakfastgolem, to random
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Staggering Smile

breakfastgolem,
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Musty Step

breakfastgolem,
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Moonbeep

breakfastgolem,
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Nice Storm

breakfastgolem,
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Ensnarfing Strike

breakfastgolem,
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Lay on Hams

breakfastgolem, to random
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Jesus is the reason

jackdaw_ruiz, to random
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regarding last boost, we can drop the artifice. if you let me explain my ranking of KMFDM albums for a half-hour i will help you move any piece of heavy furniture across your home.

a transactional exchange. clean, no mess, and all business. just like a better KMFDM album.

breakfastgolem,
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@djsundog @jackdaw_ruiz "Damn that's wild, Tool is great. I think we need to turn the couch on its side to get through the door."

jackdaw_ruiz, to random
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the green fluid inside levels and the blue fluid at the barber shop would be so powerful if you combined them.

breakfastgolem,
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@jackdaw_ruiz Imagine a perfectly-level haircut at any angle.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Nine Grinch Nails

breakfastgolem, to random
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ray, to random

I've decided on a good compromise of parts I can get now and ones I can get after top surgery but before I move since they likely won't be on sale. And then just the motherboard I'll replace next black friday/boxing day

breakfastgolem,
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@ray You're getting an SSD too, right?

breakfastgolem,
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@ray SSDs are pretty much non-negotiable now unless you need a huge amount of space. And 2TB NVMe SSDs aren't really expensive any more, which is great.

breakfastgolem, to random
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It is my birthday. Give me boosts.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Mastodon is integrating with Threads (the 1984 British movie about a nuclear apocalypse).

ray, to random

music nerds: computer speaker opinions/help please.

I have only ever used shitty USB speakers and mid quality headphones. I would like to get a nicer speaker that does not blow out my music. I do not want one of these insane setups with a bunch of words I don't understand. I'm willing to get something more complicated than usb/audio jack but I would prefer not to. I just want acceptable quality for as cheap as possible. I probably won't ever get a cd or record player or anything to use it with

breakfastgolem,
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@ray Will they be connected to your PC? A decent 2.1 setup could do the trick. Logitech makes good speakers for PCs, surprisingly enough.

breakfastgolem,
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@ray 2.1 is two speakers and one subwoofer. These look pretty good: https://www.logitech.com/en-us/products/speakers/z333-speaker-system-subwoofer.980-001203.html

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Instant pot recipe that calls for “unnatural release” of pressure (ghosts come out).

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