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cobweb

@cobweb@corteximplant.com

Just your average netrunner

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revengeday, to random
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cobweb,
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@revengeday we are not unaccustomed to strong emotions

cobweb, to random
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Ah it’s the time of year for those piled high fluffy cotton thunderclouds that look like the Dutch renaissance. I love them and the storms they bring.

revengeday, to random
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I would like to tell you something cool from my life, but nothing cool happened to me today. Except that I rode an e-scooter for the first time in my life today. It was quite okay 10/10.

cobweb,
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@revengeday they are super fun to zoom around a city with, love it. I don't recommend riding in the rain, I almost died a few time, lol.

realtegan, to random
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For Americans looking at people posting in Celsius temperatures: don't try to convert, just remember this...

Zero is freezing,
Ten is not.
Twenty is warm and
Thirty is hot
(And forty is DAMNED hot)

cobweb,
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@realtegan I like going the other way “thirty is hot, twenty is nice, ten’s a bit chilly and zero is ice”

cobweb, to random
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How are ya'll users doing images? I kind of want to add that to my daily thing but hmm. Surely there's a plugin for that?

revengeday, to random
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If you live in West Berlin, better close the windows, choom!

Toxic fumes due to a fire at a hazardous materials installation - Berlin - Lichterfelde :dumpster_fire_gif:​

https://warnung.bund.de/meldungen/mow.DE-BR-B-SE017-20240503-17-000/Giftige_Rauchgase_aufgrund_eines_Brandes_in_einem_Stoerfallbetrieb_Berlin_Lichterfelde

cobweb,
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@revengeday yikes! time to bust out the respirator mask

MsHearthWitch, to random
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Anyone else familiar with the hearthcraft tradition of not bringing the old broom into the new house?

Getting myself a new broom and mop for the new place (they need replacing anyways). But I'm pondering on the treatment of the Roomba and Brava Jet.

My thinking is to replace the brushes and pads (needs doing anyways). So the machine is the same but the broom-esque part is new.

cobweb,
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@MsHearthWitch oh yeah that is definitely a tradition for me. I am looking forward to chucking the broom I have hopefully soon 🤞

cobweb,
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@MsHearthWitch oh good question, maybe at minimum change out the filters and give it a thorough scrubbing.

revengeday, to random
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Can someone pull me out of this deep hole? Thanks to @Gargron cuddling around with his Silicon Valley friends, I'm itching to close the instance here. Mastodon somehow feels dirty atm.

cobweb,
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hey @revengeday the glitch front-end works on Akkoma and also there are plenty of people looking to do a hard fork of mastodon, so not all hope is lost

cobweb,
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@revengeday cool, I'm a big fan of Akkoma in general. If there's anything I can do to help LMK!

cobweb, to random
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I had a pretty great walk with the dogs just now, we went about 6K and saw a whole group of nesting Great Blue Herons. It was incredible, one of them returned to the nest to relieve its partner and they were like dragons, the way they circled and flapped their enormous wings, threw their snaky heads back and screamed. I just can’t even tell you how cool this was.

Bare trees and leafy shrubs by a calm lake with a blue sky scattered with clouds.
Tree with multiple large nests and birds, set against a blue sky with clouds.
Leafless tree with multiple bird nests and a bird sitting on one of the nests against a partly cloudy sky.

x00001, to random
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And then you wonder why the Earth is dying when you're penalized for even looking around.

cobweb,
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@x00001 well now we know that a sense of fucking wonder is worth about 700 million bucks

Viss, to random
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okay, yes, this could be awesome.
it would be pretty great to not have multi-hour hold times, and then having to explain to someone who barely speaks english how the basics of icmp or tcp work in order to speak to the next tier of support, or to help book complex international flights

cobweb,
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@Viss as a former call center employee I welcome this. We definitely got treated like machines there.

revengeday, to random
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Ever since I got a proper mechanical keyboard (not pre-built), I realize how bad the MacBook keyboard is. I wish there was a MacBook where I could just swap out the switches and caps :D

cobweb,
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@revengeday maaaaan a laptop with a proper mechanical keyboard would be so legit. I wants it.

cobweb, to random
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Ah earth day. The earth may not be the center of the universe, but it is your spawn point so let’s make sure to not mess it up.

revengeday, to cyberpunk
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:uplink:​ It's just a small thing and it only affects users of :corteximplant: CORTEX IMPLANT and :nightcitybar: NIGHT CITY BAR (at the moment), but now you can place a marker at https://uplink.obeythesystem.com/ and the coordinates will be automatically submitted to the form.

Video recording of the website uplink.obeythesystem.com which shows a world map in Cyberpunk style (green primary colors, black secondary colors). The map is close to a user. The mouse cursor moves over the map and places a new user, the coordinates are automatically filled into a form.

cobweb,
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@revengeday ooohhh handy for meetups 👀

revengeday, to random
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An AI-supported computer mouse wasn't on my AI bullshit list for this year. https://tech.lgbt/@ann3nova/112287312760071640

cobweb,
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@revengeday @Max I haven’t stopped wanting to get a new one since I sold my last one like 20 years ago 💽

cobweb, to random
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Anyone else store food in the microwave when they need to walk away for a second, so it doesn’t get eaten by the mostly wild animals that live with you? Lol

Jaden3, to random
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My Momma always say vent to god those mfs don gaf 😅😅 .
Shit I got a find a church in dis bitch 😌

cobweb,
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@Jaden3 ima start a Fedi church, all religions, denominations, philosophies, non-religions welcome. No nazis or other supremacists. We meet online and get shit done.

Jaden3, to random
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Had a long ass chat with my gramma last nite. She said ' Jaden you will never find happiness because all you do is plan for the next thing, always looking for something new and better. Just sit back and enjoy what you got'.
Think she may have a point??????
What yall think 🤔

cobweb,
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@Jaden3 there's def something to that, but also the present is a moving target so sometimes you gotta make plans so your present can eventually line up with the future present that you want

cobweb, to random
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What are your favorite protest songs? I’m workin on a playlist. It’s gonna be pretty angry, that’s just the vibe I’m running with

cobweb, to tokipona
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Ohh here’s an idea, has anyone made an set for the glyphs? I wanna

x00001, to random
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Okay, my Neocities site looks appropriately retro with buttons from the archives and @revengeday

https://bbrae.neocities.org

cobweb,
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@x00001 @revengeday followed!

cobweb,
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@x00001 @revengeday yeah I haven’t really been using the social features in there much. Hey how about we get some kind of OBEYTHESYSTEM brand static site hosting that would be a fun thing to

cobweb,
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@x00001 @revengeday oh oh and webring we should do that

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