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lowqualityfacts, to random
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Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.

Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.

Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.

fkamiah17,
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@lowqualityfacts That's better reporting on social media platforms than I've seen in any national newspaper.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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[Obligatory celebratory toot for reaching arbitrary milestone of 6000 followers.]

[Expressions of gratitude and thankfulness regarding the amazing support of said followers and the Mastodon community in general.]

[Appropriate emojis to convey the positive feelings and emotions I feel for those who have listened to my music.]

[Some funny quip about flooding Mastodon with terrible dad jokes.]

[A self-deprecating half-joke that issues a challenge to reach some higher arbitrary milestone.]

[Some blatant self-promotion with a pointless direct copy of the links that are on my profile page.]

[Various hashtags.]

[A poll just for fun.]

fkamiah17,
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@dgar You should have a "supportive smile with sarcastic raised eyebrow" option 🤨 😊

fkamiah17,
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@dgar Understood. Will vote accordingly 👍🥰

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I pray to Pluto every single day.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

fkamiah17,
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@lowqualityfacts He must have a hella lot of temples we no nothing about then.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

fkamiah17,
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@lowqualityfacts Can confirm. Listen to anyone from the Conservative party and their chums.

ChrisMayLA6, to Futurology
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For customers of , this will come as no surprise, but in the two years to March 2022, SWW spent more on interest payments & than it did on maintaining (improving) its infrastructure....

You can decide for yourself whether this in any way contributed to their catastrophic failure of supply early this year.

That this included a 'special dividend' approved by merely confirms that the regulator(s) have been asleep at the wheel.

fkamiah17,
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@ChrisMayLA6 I wonder why that might be 🤔😡
"Six of the nine water and sewerage companies in England have hired directors of corporate strategy or heads of regulation who previously worked at Ofwat, including former director of strategy Andrew Beaver, now at Northumbrian Water, and former director of strategy and planning Iain McGuffog, now at South West Water."
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jul/01/exclusive-uk-water-giants-recruit-top-staff-from-regulator-ofwat

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Oh, that's why my mouth tingles so much.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

fkamiah17,
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@lowqualityfacts Can we set up a GFM and/or petition to force MPs to eat two packets of these before they eat or drink any subsidised food in Parliament, please?

Krisss, to Flowers Dutch
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Tulips from The Temple of Flora
By Robert John Thornton

fkamiah17,
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@Krisss @Cbfoley Yeah, I don't want cirrhosis either, you know 🤣

fkamiah17,
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@Cbfoley @Krisss Ha! Not really. It's pleasure rather than skill. Once I've got the tech sorted to upload pics and stuff, I might post them. You'll have to bribe me with a lot of beer though 😂😂
How're you, chick? Not seen you about much this week.

fkamiah17,
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@Krisss Every time I see a picture I like on one of your posts, I think to myself "I must get my pens/pencils/paints out soon". Then ten minutes pass, I get distracted by some random bit of nonsense, and I forget again.
Every.
Time.
😂😂

Krisss, (edited ) to london Dutch
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Tower Bridge in London
Author unknown

fkamiah17,
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@Krisss Running and jumping is NOT one of them🤣

fkamiah17,
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@Krisss Or even off my shoes (which I actually have done several times) 🤣

fkamiah17,
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@Krisss A long time ago, a friend and I were at a party to watch the FA Cup on the south side of the bridge. Much beer was consumed, of course, and when we were walking across to the north side to get home (and this almost never happens) we hadn't noticed we were the only ones on the bridge until it started rising 😂😂

dgar, to random
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fkamiah17,
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@dgar You should listen to this episode of No Such Thing As A Fish.
In case the link resets to the latest episode, the one you want is ep 82 - No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg. There's a whole bit about stick insects that's piss yourself funny.
https://embeds.audioboom.com/publishing/playlist/v4?bg_fill_col=transparent&boo_content_type=channel&data_for_content_type=2399216&src=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.audioboom.com%2Fchannels%2F2399216%2Faudio_clips%3Finclude_child_channels%3D1#No%20Such%20Thing%20As%20A%20Sentient%20Iceberg

dgar, to random
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fkamiah17,
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@dgar Somehow, that doesn't sound atypical of a Trekker.

Hey_Beth, to random
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    fkamiah17,
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    @Hey_Beth Maybe stop obsessing about it a little bit, eh? It'd be nice to see you post about something else once in a while, lovely ❤

    fkamiah17,
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    @Hey_Beth Actually I was just thinking about that reply - who the hell am I to talk, when I spend most of my time on here screaming about politics?
    Ignore me.
    Where are you going camping?

    Krisss, to art Dutch
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    Dearl's Cock Pheasant
    By William Morris and John Henry

    fkamiah17,
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    @Krisss Frighteningly clever, aren't I? 😆😆

    fkamiah17, to Cinema
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    @Hey_Beth Spotted this film on my DVD shelf earlier - you've probably already seen it, because it's quite old, but if you haven't, I think it'd be right up your street 🥰
    It's really sweet and funny without being syrupy or predictable (unsurprising with Julia-Louis Dreyfus in it).

    fkamiah17,
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    @Hey_Beth I was really poor for a lot of years when I first left hospital - the only thing I could afford were second hand DVDs (we have loads of places you can get them for £1 or so here). lf you need decent film recommendations from 2007-2018, I'm your girl 😆

    fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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    And it turns out painting over cartoons wasn't the worst decision made about how to treat child refugees today. From Adam Bienkov on the other place:
    "Rishi Sunak's spokesman defends his government's plans to make it easier to use "reasonable force" against child refugees, in order to remove them from the country, telling me force will only be used against children in "limited" circumstances."
    🤬🤬

    fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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    The verdict's in. We are the absolute fucking worst.
    Fuck this government.

    "Ministers approve using force against child migrants"
    https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%2Farticle%2Fministers-approve-using-force-against-child-refugees-30b98nxpp

    fkamiah17, to random
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    So apparently you can't delete your Threads account without also deleting your Instagram. Hardly surprising when Zuckerfucker makes it practically impossible to truly ever leave FB. Just leave it alone. It's going to be garbage, really quickly. You know that. Mastodon isn't.

    fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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    Good turn out for Charlie's parade today on the Royal Mile 😂😂😂
    One placard reads: "Only the tourists are cheering"

    Another image fromthe Royal Mile, with a smattering of people on the pavement, looking disinterested.
    A picture of a gathering of republican protesters at the Coronation in Edinburgh, waving flags and holding placards saying Abolish The Monarchy and Not My King

    fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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    @iandunt is back from his holidays and I am so happy about that.
    From the i
    "It’s time to switch off the life-support on this comatose Government"

    https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Finews.co.uk%2Fopinion%2Ftime-switch-off-life-support-comatose-government-2455794

    fkamiah17, to mastodon
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    Sleep well, you crazy dreamers
    😴✨❤

    "Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
    Enwrought with golden and silver light,
    The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
    Of night and light and the half light,
    I would spread the cloths under your feet:
    But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
    I have spread my dreams under your feet;
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
    W B Yeats - He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven

    Max Richter - Dream 3
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwpWZVG5SsQ&ab_channel=MaxRichterVEVO

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