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dgar, to random
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The fish shop is selling half price flat fish.

Cheap skates.

fkamiah17,
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@dgar If they were on a conveyor belt, would they be roller skates?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I think it's the quacks that scare me the most.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

fkamiah17,
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@emsquared 🔼🦆

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Conservative parents are like "Yes my child is totally straight, I just need to shield their sensitive eyes from any books and/or rainbows because I know for a fact that will immediately turn them gay. The kid is straight as an arrow though."

fkamiah17,
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@lowqualityfacts I don't know why they get so het up about it. They don't seem to have any problem excommunicating any of their children who dare to come out anyway. 😡🌈

dgar, to random
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fkamiah17,
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@dgar Ah, normal service has been resumed!
Did Terrance and Phillip write that caption, buddeh? 😂

Krisss, to art Dutch
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Sunflowers Fantasy
By Lada Stukan

fkamiah17,
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@Krisss That central sunflower looks quite intimidating.
"Yeah, I'm a sunflower. What you gonna do about it?"
😂🌻😬

lowqualityfacts, to random
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fkamiah17,
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@lowqualityfacts I think this might be propaganda from the Brazilian mafia. They've set beavers up as patsies for the destruction of the Amazon. 😂

DoubleTreble, to random
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Terrific Tuesday Tooters!! 💖💖
Hope everyone is having a great start to the day! And it just keeps getting better 🥰🥰
Borrowed a mug from Mr DoubleTreble
for his mug!

fkamiah17,
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@DoubleTreble Morning petal 🥰
Just tried to put the wok away in the fridge 🤦‍♂️😂 Apart from that all's good. Planning to plant the spuds today and hopefully the rhubarb will arrive so I can get it in the ground before I leave tomorrow.
What are you up to?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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For an extra $200 Apple's new headset will taze you every time you blink.

fkamiah17,
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@lowqualityfacts The level of pant-wetting about this shite is so ridiculous. "Oooh, this thing that doesn't matter can now be made to look like Snoopy!!!" "Ooooh, this other thing that doesn't matter has a new name!" 🙄😡

fkamiah17, to random
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I'm sick of hearing from CCP apologist Tankies who call commemorating a massacre "misinformation".
Fuck you all.
Here's John Simpson, former International Editor at the BBC, WHO WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING THERE. Shut your holes.
"34 years ago in Beijing I saw the Tiananmen massacre unfold, from the first approach of the Chinese army APCs to the tank-defying man with the shopping bags. Each year bots and stooges say it didn’t happen. It did. I watched 40 people die in front of me."

fkamiah17,
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell Congratulations on the speed at which you passed the actual point of my post. 🤦‍♂️🙄

fkamiah17,
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell Yes, I can understand that. But in the context of Tiananmen, it's pretty crass. I do get the point you were trying to make though.

fkamiah17,
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell Oh no, you absolutely didn't! 😊 What I meant was using the term in this particular (and, by extention, any other state sponsored mass murder) seems a little academic or bloodless.

rysiek, to random
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Time to add "Apple" to my filters for a bit. :blobcatcoffee:

fkamiah17,
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@rysiek Right?🙄😡

dgar, to random
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It’s almost 3am. Why am I one of the 180k people waiting for the WWDC stream to start? I could just watch it in the morning. It’s not going anywhere…

Ten minutes to go…

https://www.youtube.com/live/GYkq9Rgoj8E?feature=share

fkamiah17,
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@dgar 😘

dgar, to random
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fkamiah17,
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@dgar Ha ha, I remember dancing to this in the school playground.
Not in 1981. Last week.
Thankfully no one called the cops 🤣

aral, (edited ) to random
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Folks: the fediverse is so quiet, no one replies here

Meanwhile, on the fediverse: …

fkamiah17,
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@Lemonandpeach @aral I had so many replies to this, from reminders to requests for updates, that I sent a "don't worry, they're fine" shortly after I took them out of the oven. The croissants would have been burned as I got distracted by measuring cushions. Love this community. ♥

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