horrowfide

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

One toilet.

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

never forget.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

i think i'm running out of farting my dick off ideas, but it was fun while it lasted.

horrowfide, 3 months ago to random

Is Harry Potter's name Harold Potter on his birth certificate..?

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew off and killed a buffalo 4,000 miles away.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew around the whole world and went up my own ass.

horrowfide, 9 months ago to science

what's the most arses you can possibly imagine? i think it's impossible for even the greatest human mind to imagine more than 1,344 arses. #science

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Obviously I agree that punching Nazis in the face is an excellent idea, but as long as they're freely allowed to breed, and are therefore capable of producing even more Nazis, I think that hoofing them in the nuts is probably a more practical and progressive tactic.

horrowfide, 3 months ago to random

Far too much egg chat on the TL lately.

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

batman is the most bourgeoisie super hero ever. he's just a rich guy in a fancy costume, who has no batesque qualities whatsoever. and his politics are a bit iffy...
suck ass hero.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

this is legit my favourite contemporary work of art of all time. i love that a child drew it, and it captures everything that's wonderful about a happy dog so simply. genius.

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Never forget...

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

the anti-strike people, speculating and posting shit like "but what would happen if the mistreated and underpaid people in EVERY sector went on strike..!?" are so very close to getting the point...

horrowfide, 2 years ago to random

sisyphus, but he's jerking off for eternity and never cums.

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

the best news about the coronation is that charles is really old and he'll probably die soon anyway, and then everyone get another couple of mondays off work.

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

if only there was some way to make Thatcher even MORE dead.... :blobthinkingcool:

horrowfide, 8 months ago to random

Farted so hard my dick flew off and quantum leaped back to 1989, ziggy couldn't figure out what was going on. Scott Bakula had a panic attack and Dean Stockwell shit his pants.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

i really like this picture of sheep sniffing a cat.

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Trying to think of some kind of amazing new hat, but I think the hat game has peaked, and all the kinds of hat we'll ever need have already been invented, and there is no need for any more new kinds of hat.
#Hat

horrowfide, 8 months ago to random

what happens if a mogwai or a gremlin pisses on itself...?

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

farted so hard i time travelled back to dallas 1963 and my dick flew off and hit john f kennedy in the head.

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

I imagine this is what Elon Musk and Grimes getting it on probably looked like.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

akira kurosawa's three amigos.

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

hello, horrowfide's back again after a brief break from social media.
did i miss anything..?

horrowfide, 23 days ago to random

Wasps are bees that listened to death metal and evolved.