horrowfide

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

the anti-strike people, speculating and posting shit like "but what would happen if the mistreated and underpaid people in EVERY sector went on strike..!?" are so very close to getting the point...

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

i really like this picture of sheep sniffing a cat.

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

never forget.

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew off and killed a buffalo 4,000 miles away.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew off and got its own show on disney+

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

I'm relaunching my little independent bookselling business after experiencing a difficult time coping with some gnarly depression and anxiety issues, so if any book enthusiasts care to follow @FossaBooks that'd be great. I'll be posting all kinds of book reviews, recommendations, as well as all the rare, weird and wonderful books I have for sale on there soon and any support would be appreciated. And I'll follow back too, us book lovers have to stick together! 📚 ❤️
#bookstadon

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

this is legit my favourite contemporary work of art of all time. i love that a child drew it, and it captures everything that's wonderful about a happy dog so simply. genius.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

there's no such thing as 'a british accent', it's almost a completely different language if you go more than fifty miles in any direction.

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

yer da's got a bluesky account and his avi is an anime girl with big tits. and he drinks fosters lager and watches top gear repeats on dave. #YerDa

horrowfide, 8 months ago to random

It's difficult to ask again, but I'm short of a few quid for essentials. I don't need much, I've got all my rent, council tax, and energy bills sorted, but that's left me a bit short of what i need for few bits and bobs grocery wise to get me through the next few days. I'm so sorry for asking again... 🙁
https://www.paypal.me/fossabooks

horrowfide, 5 months ago to random

It's always difficult and awkward to ask, but I'm going through a bit of a tough time right now and I'm seeking help. I don't need much, just a few quid to see me through the next week or two. Things are looking up, and I've p much got my bills and rent covered, I'm just short of some cash for a few bits of food and essentials to get me through the next couple of weeks.
https://www.paypal.me/fossabooks

horrowfide, 5 months ago to random

contacting milfs in my area with the stated intention of organizing them into a thrilling motorcycle display team.

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Obviously I agree that punching Nazis in the face is an excellent idea, but as long as they're freely allowed to breed, and are therefore capable of producing even more Nazis, I think that hoofing them in the nuts is probably a more practical and progressive tactic.

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Never forget...

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

BREAKING:

This year's Superbowl half-time show will be Taylor Swift and Flavor Flav singing a medley of Neutral Milk Hotel songs and shitting into a cowboy hat.

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Fuck me it's cold today.

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

99 bottles of piss on the wall,
99 bottles of piss,
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of piss on the wall...

horrowfide, 3 months ago to random

The Unbearable Lightness of Eeyore.
#WinnieThePoohABookMovieOrShow

horrowfide, 2 months ago to random

I disliked JK Rowling long before she became a celebrity transphobe, because those Harold Potter books are shit.
#ShitBooks

horrowfide, 3 months ago to random

Is Harry Potter's name Harold Potter on his birth certificate..?

horrowfide, 23 days ago to random

Wasps are bees that listened to death metal and evolved.

horrowfide, 1 month ago to random

Watching Kong Skull Island again because I really like enormous monkeys.

horrowfide, 3 months ago to random

Far too much egg chat on the TL lately.