horrowfide

horrowfide, 23 days ago to random

Wasps are bees that listened to death metal and evolved.

horrowfide, 1 month ago to random

Watching Kong Skull Island again because I really like enormous monkeys.

horrowfide, 2 months ago to random

I disliked JK Rowling long before she became a celebrity transphobe, because those Harold Potter books are shit.
#ShitBooks

horrowfide, 3 months ago to random

Is Harry Potter's name Harold Potter on his birth certificate..?

horrowfide, 3 months ago to random

Far too much egg chat on the TL lately.

horrowfide, 3 months ago to random

The Unbearable Lightness of Eeyore.
#WinnieThePoohABookMovieOrShow

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Fuck me it's cold today.

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Trying to think of some kind of amazing new hat, but I think the hat game has peaked, and all the kinds of hat we'll ever need have already been invented, and there is no need for any more new kinds of hat.
#Hat

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

99 bottles of piss on the wall,
99 bottles of piss,
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of piss on the wall...

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Never forget...

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

Obviously I agree that punching Nazis in the face is an excellent idea, but as long as they're freely allowed to breed, and are therefore capable of producing even more Nazis, I think that hoofing them in the nuts is probably a more practical and progressive tactic.

horrowfide, 4 months ago to random

BREAKING:

This year's Superbowl half-time show will be Taylor Swift and Flavor Flav singing a medley of Neutral Milk Hotel songs and shitting into a cowboy hat.

horrowfide, 5 months ago to random

contacting milfs in my area with the stated intention of organizing them into a thrilling motorcycle display team.

horrowfide, 5 months ago to random

TV show pitch: 'The Adventures of Malcolm Toilethead'

A crime fighting tough guy called Malcolm, who has a toilet for a head, goes on crazy adventures and solves crimes. His wife's head is a urinal, and they have issues about their sex life which is clunky and awkward, because their heads are toilets, and they feel detached from society because people keep pissing in their face because their heads are toilets.

horrowfide, 5 months ago to random

It's always difficult and awkward to ask, but I'm going through a bit of a tough time right now and I'm seeking help. I don't need much, just a few quid to see me through the next week or two. Things are looking up, and I've p much got my bills and rent covered, I'm just short of some cash for a few bits of food and essentials to get me through the next couple of weeks.
https://www.paypal.me/fossabooks

horrowfide, 5 months ago to random

I bet Kissinger is already pounding Thatcher's pussy in hell.

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

hello, horrowfide's back again after a brief break from social media.
did i miss anything..?

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

the cost of living crisis has got so bad i can no longer afford the milfs in my area, and that trickle down effect could devastate the milf industry.

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

if dolphins are so smart then why haven't they posted any fan art of anton chekhov kicking a hedgehog into a toilet on Reddit?

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

haven't been on here for a couple of days because i farted so hard i dimensionally landed in Narnia and played mario kart with aslan because he promised to jerk me off with his mighty christian lion paw.
i killed that witch as well and watched 'ghost dog' with mr tumnus, it was a pretty productive weekend.

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

never forget.

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

I imagine this is what Elon Musk and Grimes getting it on probably looked like.

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

One toilet.

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

people who like oasis are cunts.

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

I'm relaunching my little independent bookselling business after experiencing a difficult time coping with some gnarly depression and anxiety issues, so if any book enthusiasts care to follow @FossaBooks that'd be great. I'll be posting all kinds of book reviews, recommendations, as well as all the rare, weird and wonderful books I have for sale on there soon and any support would be appreciated. And I'll follow back too, us book lovers have to stick together! 📚 ❤️
#bookstadon