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qurlyjoe

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social

Retired git on Colorado’s Front Range. I take photos of birds and critters and flowers and mountains and skies I was a failure at that other place. My only followers were apparently pornbots. Photos are my own. Jokes and memes, not so much. I will boost alt-texted photos. Avi = here’s lookin at you. https://justmytoots.com/@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social searchable Striving inconsistently to be inconsistently inconsistent.

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qurlyjoe, to random
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Things seem to have picked up a bit since earlier. 🤣

qurlyjoe, to random
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I’ve occasionally wondered if there was anything that could happen that would tempt me to drink again after 36+ years sobriety. Maybe if there were any booze in the house I might take a sip, but I’ll just chew on this gummy instead.

qurlyjoe,
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@GayDeceiver 👊🏻

qurlyjoe, to random
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I was thinking maybe we’ll find out if a president can pardon himself, but no, these were all state crimes, not federal. So, neener neener, 🍊💩

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@jack_of_sandwich 🎯

qurlyjoe, to random
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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. No longer known as 45, tfg will now have to campaign on .

qurlyjoe, to random
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@GottaLaff
Thank you so much for all your work on this! ♥️

GottaLaff, to random
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NEW: THE JURY HAS REACHED A VERDICT IN THE TRUMP TRIAL.

qurlyjoe,
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@GottaLaff
Holy fucking cheese puffs!

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@GottaLaff
NFL does this mean the gag is off? What’s he gonna say now?

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@panamared27401
Yeah, no doubt.

@GottaLaff

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the_etrain, to random
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I bet a vasectomy would fix me.

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@the_etrain
Depends on what ails ya. 🤣

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Wow, hardly 16 hours after I submitted the application for a job this fall, they asked to schedule an interview :blobcatrainbow:

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@zymenchlora
That’s cool. Hope it works out to your satisfaction.

qurlyjoe, to random
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Baby on board

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Everyone stop and listen to Jerry Seinfelds wisdom that he's definitely not just saying so he can be briefly relevant again for the release of his film

Jerry Seinfeld Says He Misses Dominant Masculinity
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/jerry-seinfeld-nostalgic-agreed-upon-hierarchy-misses-dominant-masculinity-1235911364/

qurlyjoe,
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@Gogs @TheBreadmonkey
What is it with all these old guys who used to be funny getting all racist and x-phobic and misogynistic lately?

qurlyjoe, to fediverse
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A personal server that runs on my phone.

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Has the U.S. ever had a so relentlessly pissing on the very concept of judicial ethics?

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@BruceMirken
You mean, aside from Clarabelle?

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@BruceMirken
Sorry. Clarence Thomas. Clarabell was a clown on the Howdy Doody show. Nobody under the age of 60 probably ever heard of that. Howdy Doody was a marionette dressed like a cowboy. Possibly the model for Woody in Toy Story. Dunno about that. I had a Howdy Doody marionette when I was 9 or 10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howdy_Doody

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I’m bummed. I wanted to work as an elections judge for the Colorado primary election next month, but the assignment they offered is just not workable for me. It would require working a fairly demanding job for 8 hours on Monday, then 14 hours on Tuesday, and then 8 hours again on Wednesday. I’m 74. Maybe 20, or even 10 years ago, I could’ve done it, but I can’t in good conscience commit to being 100% for all those hours, and 100% is the minimum requirement for something this important. ☹️

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An interesting side note to this is, the title for the position is Removal Judge, which seems to me to be a deliberate trigger for the MAGA conspiracy aficionados.
The job actually involves bipartisan teams

  • Verifying ballot envelope counts
  • Operating equipment that opens envelopes
  • Separating ballots from ballot envelopes
  • Preparing ballots for tabulation
    (Every ballot is in its own envelope, even if somebody votes in person it goes in an envelope.)
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GOOD THING I THREW HUMAN GHOSTWRITER THROUGH A WALL AND PLOPPED HIM IN MY REGENERATION VAT: NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE MASSIVE BLUNT FORCE TRAUMITIS, HE ALSO HAS COVID.

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@LRRRonEarth
Bummer. Intergalactic invasions are always harder than you think they should be.

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I thought we peaked at spy balloons, but man, I didn't even entertain trash balloons as a possibility.

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@the_etrain
Epic trollery, I have to say. Points for that. I’d love to know whose idea it was. Was it Kim himself, or his sister, or some random citizen?

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Pff what a day :sad_cat:

Hello and a good meowing :nkoWave:

This morning I woke up with a massive pain in my stomach that kept getting worse

With a bit of panic we rushed to the first aid but there they refused to help me since I had to go to the "doctor first" and take an asprin :nkoFacepalm2: (someone should lose their job)

So when looking for an alternative I could not hold it anymore and we called the ambulance on the parking place

So I went in the ambulance to the hospital today

qurlyjoe,
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@stux
Oh, man, I had one of those about 10-12 years ago. Those things hurt big time. Mine got stuck right where the bladder empties into the urethra. Between the oxycodone I took at home and the morphine they gave me in the ER, I was high af but still in pain. They had to go in with a mini-rotorooter to pull it out. Fun times. Glad you’re doing better now.

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Donald Trump has wasted many hours, days and years of our lives. He’s the nightmare that keeps on giving.

qurlyjoe,
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@StillIRise1963
With the complicity of all the media and their implicit need to collect eyeballs to make their profits.

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This was a fun one, so let's do it again. What is something you've learned that seems unlikely, even though you know it's true? Here's one I think about a lot:

Sight, while being something something many people are born with, is not an innate ability, but something we learn to do. People who were born blind or were blind for a long time, who get sight, have to learn to see.

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@Ulrich_the_elder @pete @RickiTarr
Hope springs eternal.

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