reallybigfoot

reallybigfoot, 6 months ago to bigfoot

I am the standard by which all myths, legends, cryptids, and freaks are measured, you should see my ding dong. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 4 months ago to bigfoot

I hope I AM a human in a costume. But I seriously doubt it. <pinches his arm flesh> This thing feels pretty real. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 9 months ago to bigfoot

I just ate a dog. Before you judge me, let me just say this...he tasted terrible. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 4 months ago to bigfoot

My feet have tremendous padding on the bottom. It's like monkeytown x4 down there. Not to mention my ding dong either. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 8 months ago to bigfoot

Who is the handsomest ? #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 6 months ago to bigfoot

Little known fact, Bigfoot brought cranberries to the first Thanksgiving and that is why we eat cranberry sauce to this day…. This is real. We give cranberries to humans and leprechauns. It's kind of our thing. "HI, HAVE CRANBERRIES!". #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I want to make a tree formation, but I can't decide which tree to use. This is a freaking nightmare. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 8 months ago to bigfoot

The owls are expecting to be in charge after the humans, chimps, dogs, horses, pigs, rats, beavers, bats, bees, and ants die. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 7 months ago to bigfoot

People always ask where is Bigfoot?

But never ask How is Bigfoot?

Yeti never complains. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

Wtf?! Wowzers! #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

There is no such thing as a "fresh" Frankenstein corpse. Eat at your own risk. FYI. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I will invent the "kamaka-takata-ka-takata-tk-tkk-vavavavavavavavavavava" today. It will allow me to point at things the way a stick does. I think I will make it out of a stick. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

If you hold a rat, it will wiggle until you put it down. This is how I feel right now. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

#Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I've heard the ability to make fire is important. I will prioritize fire above inventing the ganoosh, which I've been working on my entire life. The ganoosh would have enabled many shake uses, such as to shake it at birds to let them know I can't grab them but I hate them. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 4 months ago to bigfoot

I'm trying to appreciate flowers like a human. "HELLO FLOWERS. DIE. I APPRECIATE YOUR BEAUTY. I'M IN AWE LIKE A WEAKLING OMG I CAN'T DO IT YOU FREAKING FLOWERS!" #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

The worst smack talkers are Frankensteins. They can rarely find the right words to say good smack, especially to dogs. OMG, dogs really have a hey-day in Frankenstein smackdowns. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 4 months ago to bigfoot

My scat tastes different than other scat. Not necessarily better, just different. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

#bigfoot #Sasquatch

reallybigfoot, 4 months ago to bigfoot

I just figured out numbers. When a human says, "There are 3 squirrels", he's saying "THERE are 3 squirrels". Like, "Hey, everyone, I found the squirrels", and the "3" part is just randomly said. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I mind controlled a hog yesterday, and one of his oinks really backfired into my head. I can still barely concentrate. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 4 months ago to bigfoot

Even when I say smart things, it's monkeytown x4 in my head. #NewFavoriteSaying #Monkeytownx4 #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

Jerksquatch told me I'm a human in a costume if I can stretch my hand across my entire face. I can't tell, though, because every time I try to check, he pushes my hand into my face. "STOP PUSHING MY HAND! MY HAND GOES INTO MY FACE, WHICH IS ANNOYING, & I CAN'T PERFORM THE TEST!" #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I'm waving at a Sasquatch in the distance, but he refuses to acknowledge me. This is getting awkward. "I'M NOT WAVING AT YOU! I'M WAVING AT...A HORSE...THAT...WILL BE THERE LATER!". Victory. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

My midsection makes me think of dinosaurs. Especially when I look at it fast. #Bigfoot