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realmaplesyrup

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Proud NYT Tech Guild member, minion of various children and cats. I once portrayed the head playing card in Alice in Wonderland on ice.

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realmaplesyrup, to random
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realmaplesyrup, to random
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About campus protests: I would honestly be more concerned if today's 18-22 year olds didn't care about the world they are about to take over.

evacide, to random
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If you're the person who stole the package from my foyer, I hope you're enjoying Police and the Empire City: Race and the Origins of Modern Policing in New York.

realmaplesyrup,
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@evacide I am not that person, but it sounds interesting.

skinnylatte, (edited ) to singapore
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A few brave Singaporeans unfurled this banner in front of the iconic Marina Bay Sands, in a country where any public protest is illegal without prior approval and approved protests are only allowed at one park (and the authorities already said all registered protest applications relating to Gaza will be denied)

If they were foreigners they would almost certainly be deported. As citizens they’ll definitely see some legal action

https://www.wethecitizens.net/here-comes-the-wong-administration/

realmaplesyrup,
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@skinnylatte I did my master's thesis on the internet and democratization in Malaysia and Singapore, and some of the ways the PAP government went after individuals were WILD. The education minister sued a college student studying abroad for libel because he criticized a policy on his blogspot.

realmaplesyrup,
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realmaplesyrup, to random
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A sign we've been together a REALLY long time is it isn't even our first cicada infestation as a couple

realmaplesyrup, to random
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Finally got the baby to sleep, and turned off my phone's playing of the Gambler on repeat. Unfortunately, I am too far away to turn off his dad's phone, which is also playing The Gambler on repeat. It's been the baby's favorite song/the only thing that makes him stop crying since the summer. It is a testament to Kenny Rogers songwriting ability that I do not hate The Gambler.

realmaplesyrup, to random
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I'm sitting in my living room, next to my build's elevator, and it felt like the elevator was moving back and forth, sideways.

realmaplesyrup, to random
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I think this is the first earthquake I've been awake and aware of

realmaplesyrup, to random
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Highly recommend waving a baby's birth certificate as a means of getting out of jury duty

realmaplesyrup,
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@jimfl I did think about bringing him!

mariyadelano, to internet
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Friends who are older than me: do you have any good stories of encountering spam on the early internet? (PLEASE BOOST FOR REACH)

90s or pre-2005 please!

I might end up quoting your example in an article 😊

realmaplesyrup,
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@mariyadelano There was this spyware that would attach itself to your browser and pop up ads that weren't connected to the site you were visiting. (Often connected to sketchy apps we downloaded to, for example, illegally download music).

e_urq, to trans
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The detransitioner whose story formed the heart of PragerU's 20 minute "documentary" which they promoted with a $1 million ad buy on Twitter yesterday wants everyone to convert to Catholicism.

We got a statement from Strongin for this- and found some evidence that directly contradicts what she claimed to us, which was that she didn't detransition because of religion.

https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/pragerus-million-dollar-detransitioner-wants-you-to-convert-to-catholicism

realmaplesyrup,
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@e_urq I feel like this is a low-key trope - people running away from one thing run towards something they feel sure will take them, and conservative Christianity loves a good conversation story

atomicpoet, to random

Awesome article by @hbuchel discussing why the current state of the web isn't great.

Over the past decade, I've noticed a decline in web design that's a tad disappointing. It feels like a lot of overly serious "developers" have prioritized function over aesthetics to such an extent that functionality has been compromised due to a lack of visual appeal.

Nowadays, almost every website seems to have the same generic look - a sea of whiteness with that corporate Memphis vibe, attempting to showcase diversity but lacking imagination and creativity.

I genuinely believe that one contributing factor to this issue is the increasing centralization of the web, where the same gatekeepers consistently make the same mistakes.

Although the Fediverse currently lacks good web design, I have high hopes that its open-source nature will attract incredibly talented web designers who will bring innovation to the table. I really wish for a visually pleasing and user-friendly social web to thrive.

https://heather-buchel.com/blog/2023/10/why-your-web-design-sucks/

RE: https://hachyderm.io/users/hbuchel/statuses/111293064526647885

realmaplesyrup,
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@atomicpoet @hbuchel There's so much truth here, I'm not even sure which I want to laud in this smallish comment box. The whole "code is macho" phenomena. The lack of technical knowledge in "macho" coding areas. I feel like part of the reason the web looks the same is people who don't understand the DOM and CSS rely on libraries that abstract this knowledge away. When React and React adjacent libraries stop being the hotness, folks will struggle because they don't understand the underlying tech

realmaplesyrup, to random
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It's novelty Halloween Slack name season, motherfuckers.

realmaplesyrup,
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@Jonathanglick Plz picture Muppets saying "Oooooo"

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realmaplesyrup, to random
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TFW your spouse is on an important call and you are loudly singing along to the Mountain Goats' No Children in the background. "And I hope you die! I hope we both die!"

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This has mostly been reported as "trans women banned from women's chess" but it's much more sinister. (as if it weren't already.)

ALL trans people are targeted by this ruling. Trans men will be stripped of all chess titles won, which can only be returned to them by “changing the gender back to a woman” (from the ICF’s ruling). ALL transgender chess players will be marked as trans in their files.

If you play or know anyone who does take a stand on this. It's ugly.

https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/international-chess-org-trans-women?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

realmaplesyrup,
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@futurebird @MichaelPorter woah, interesting parallel. This hadn't occurred to me

realmaplesyrup, to random
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I was told San Francisco had summer?

skinnylatte, to LGBT
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This month is my 5th wedding anniversary. My wife and I grew up in conservative Abrahamic faiths in Southeast Asia and, somehow when we found each other all hell did not break loose; our families accepted us, and now we are able to build a life we could have only dreamed off, far far away from home.

The Kiwis married us, and the Californians gave us a home. We are thankful. Immigrant life has been immensely difficult, but ultimately worth it.

A queer female couple in white dresses holding flowers, they just got married. Photo taken in Auckland
A queer couple in colorful clothes standing next to each other

realmaplesyrup,
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@skinnylatte Congratulations!!

realmaplesyrup, to random
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Please, sir. I am crying because all the men keep stealing my wife's underpants.

skinnylatte, to random
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I once worked at a place where you could not say a single bad thing about Elon without the thundering comebacks of a dozen "well actuallys"

That was the last time I wanted to physically work in silicon valley

realmaplesyrup,
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@skinnylatte @tob There's so much of this in mainstream American culture, and I was like 35 before I realized it was just Calvinism.

realmaplesyrup, to random
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Bumping this hour-long interview with 's biographer. It gave me a whole new appreciation for her. https://open.spotify.com/episode/265qKOV5C7XBqlyXMjp7VF?si=63631695c750418c

pbump, to random
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Saw a guy on social media who filmed himself saying that the media is lying to you and covering up UFOs.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/06/07/tucker-carlson-ufos-twitter-fox-news/

realmaplesyrup,
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@pbump Aw drat, I was hoping it was one of those fun, harmless UFO guys

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