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evacide

@evacide@hachyderm.io

Director of Cybersecurity
@EFF
/ Co-founder of
@stopstalkerware
/ These are my opinions, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once

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the idea that someone flashes their status by wearing an expensive watch is so beyond me, it's like reading about the behavior of another species. I have never, ever noticed an expensive watch. maybe a cool one, with a lil calculator.

evacide,
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@lzg Have you read The Confidence Game? There is a whole chapter on this.

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Threat models matter.

When a platform/service/app tells you they are “private” or “secure” always ask “from whom?”

Criminals, domestic abusers, law enforcement, data brokers, and intelligence agencies are all different attackers with very different capabilities.

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When I talk about digital privacy, there is always some smug genius who shrugs and tells me, "Who cares? We all know we don't have any privacy anyway." Nothing could be more wrong. Convincing you that the fight is already over to the way people in power get you to stop resisting.

evacide,
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@meshe Tell them to take their clothes off.

evacide, to random
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Ted Baker is the latest I-need-something-to-wear-while-giving-a-talk brand to messily implode. This is a personal attack on my conference wardrobe.

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"Cisgender is a slur" has some real "people pointing out racist behavior are the real racists" energy to it.

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If you own a Tesla, your car is covered in cameras that take images reviewed by Tesla employees, who share them with each other, joke about them, and make them into memes.

https://www.reuters.com/technology/tesla-workers-shared-sensitive-images-recorded-by-customer-cars-2023-04-06/

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I see that everything is going fine over at the Hellsite.

evacide, to random
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I have spent this week declining work requests that are unreasonable in scope or that make me uncomfortable and I would like a goddamn medal.

evacide, to random
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I'm just a security researcher, standing in front of a journalist, asking them not to delete the file with the malicious attachment before calling me.

evacide, to random
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Why yes, I am absolutely wearing this cut-off tshirt with an image of Artemisia Gentileschi’s Judith Beheading Holofrenes that says “Girl Dinner” to the talk I am giving this afternoon about tech-enabled abuse.

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Everything about Durov's statement is so profoundly dishonest that I feel like engaging in a point-by-point debunking is a waste of time. If most of the messages on your platform are not end-to-end encrypted AT ALL, it is less private and secure than platforms whose messages are all e2e by default.

https://t.me/durov/274

evacide,
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@fifilamoura I absolutely do not care whether or not he is a Russian agent. I only care that the platform he runs is objectively neither private nor secure by default and he is trying to convince people to use it instead of a platform that is much more private and secure by default.

evacide, to random
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This is your regular reminder that most communications on Telegram are not end-to-end encrypted. Channels and groups are never end-to-end encrypted and 1-on-1 messages are only end-to-end when explicitly enabled.

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I see that today on the internet people are discovering who Meir Kahane was.

evacide,
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@kete That guy was very bad and his fans/followers continue to be bad. Extremely fucking bad.

evacide, to random
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Buying a new car in 2024 is a goddamn privacy nightmare, part 3591 of an endless series: https://sherwood.news/tech/how-to-opt-out-of-the-privacy-nightmare-that-comes-factory-installed-in-new/

evacide, to random
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I will be at the Computer History Museum on May 16th, talking about digital privacy, security, and Big Data with the folks from PBS' NOVA.

https://computerhistory.org/events/nova-secrets-in-your-data

evacide, to random
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Do not stare into the abyss, lest you be invited to keynote the abyss.

evacide, to random
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"You are absolutely not going to like what I have to say about this thing you have invited me to keynote about" is my whole vibe.

evacide, to random
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A journalist sent me a bunch of questions about Baby Reindeer, so I watched it this weekend, and not only did I not answer the questions, but now I really need to watch something that is not about stalking and sexual assault.

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The saddest thing about meeting other high-profile women and enbys in infosec is the part where you compare your lists of stalkers and chronic harassers.

evacide, to random
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Important fashion update: my silver bias-cut "space royalty" gown and silver star Hedy Lamarr headdress were a great success. On theme. Would wear again.

evacide,
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@eliza There are pictures, but I try to be careful about what I post here because people get weird.

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@KevinMarks Servalan would have worn this gown.

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