the_anastasia

the_anastasia, 1 month ago to random

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating potatoes, not from relationships.

the_anastasia, 1 month ago to random

Cat: I want attention.
Me: pets cat
Cat: the fuck you think you’re doing??

the_anastasia, 2 months ago to random

Being an adult is just waiting for 5pm. Waiting for the weekend. Waiting for holidays. Waiting for death.

the_anastasia, 2 months ago to random

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re doing a good job, you have a nice butt, and your enemies deserve to perish.

the_anastasia, 3 months ago to random

People are now referring to my birth year as the late 1900s. And though I understand, I’m not emotionally prepared for it.

the_anastasia, 3 months ago to random

Me: I’m a strong, confident person.
Also me: my fight or flight response has been activated by this email.

the_anastasia, 3 months ago to random

The neurochip will allow the car warranty people to finally reach you.

the_anastasia, 3 months ago to random

“Just let it go”

• unhelpful
• judgemental
• toxic positivity

“Good, let the hate flow through you”

• supportive
• encouraging
• validates the emotion

the_anastasia, 4 months ago to random

Girl, you must be tired cause you’ve been running through my head all day and you do NOT look very fit.

the_anastasia, 10 months ago to random

What if we - and hear me out - bring back the guillotine for the corrupt people in positions of power.

the_anastasia, 10 months ago to random

If an introvert chooses to spend time with you know they really like you because they’re perfectly content on their own.

the_anastasia, 10 months ago to random

After Oppenheimer leaves the theatres it will be Closedheimer.

the_anastasia, 11 months ago to random

Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Depression. PTSD. Weird dreams. Evil neighbours. Space gnomes. Unwanted and uncontrollable multidimensional jumps. Mermaids. Don’t be too quick to judge anyone.

the_anastasia, 1 year ago to random

I miss when we all thought the world would end in 2012, it was a hopeful time.

the_anastasia, 1 year ago to random

He’s a 10 but he’s a fictional character in a book I’m reading.

the_anastasia, 1 year ago to random

I’m not having a mental break down, my brain is doing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.