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wilpercy

@wilpercy@mstdn.social

British by birth. I've lived in Japan since 1990 where I teach English to students aged 4-90.

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lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, you learn something new about Winston Churchill every day.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts that may explain one of his nicknames - Winnie.

dgar, to random
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Did my first nude painting yesterday.

The neighbours weren’t impressed but my front door looks great.

wilpercy,
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@dgar how may coats did you put on?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts that’s right. Identical twins always shop for colored contacts together.

dgar, to random
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My parents we disappointed that I became a horse trainer.

Not sure why, it’s a stable job.

wilpercy,
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@dgar Satisfying work?

neigh.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love whales.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Objection: a group of Blue whales is called a ‘Downer’ and there’s nothing remotely carefree about a gang of Orcas.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love giraffes.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts no matter what is eaten, saliva breaks it down during this journey to the stomach. Rocks, parts of passing safari vehicles and on occasion their occupants, hence the giraffe’s fearsome reputation as the most dangerous animal in Africa.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I somehow never knew this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Pharo ‘nuff!

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all, I also have a cousin like this named Robert! Do you think we could get Robert and Randy to fight each other?!

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr biker skeletons? Bobby and Randy might well have a bone to pick.

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr no sweat, I’ve got Spartacus on my team. https://youtu.be/dqRjDGAJ5dc?si=l-W9aeXq80CrMHrA

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr no blood or gore anticipated.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love Keanu Reeves.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts what is the good of learning lines, Mr Anderson if you are unable to speak?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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History is so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts entirely believable. Not only does it produce an edge sharper than steel, it comes in a range of attractive colors. Black obsidian is probably the most common, but you can also find varieties like rainbow obsidian, pumpkin obsidian, and mahogany obsidian, among others. Washington had a set of each and barely had to chew his food.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That blows my mind.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts for the sake of public health I trust saliva contains trace elements of chlorine.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I somehow never knew this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Not so fast! Apparently there is another breed:

“Portuguese Water Dog: Originally bred to herd fish into nets and retrieve lost gear from the water, these dogs have webbed feet and a waterproof coat that make them excellent swimmers.”
They might also be flame resistant given their affinity to all things aquatic.

(Herding fish would test anyone’s patience!)

lowqualityfacts, to random
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A true visionary.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts inkleined to disbelieve this one.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that's a lot of salt.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts then hospitals bag and use it for saline drips. Quite harmonious really.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Those were the good ol' days.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Liquid Semtex and Dynamite? Even a drop of Sprite will give you a fright.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Being famous sounds hard.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts sounds like rats would struggle to get an autograph request in too.

RickiTarr, to random
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These are some of the oldest surviving pictures of dogs. It just goes to show that humans haven't changed too much. We have to get pics of the cute pups!

This is a white fluffy poodle, it has a bow on it's head, and it's just exhausted by this whole ordeal and having a wee nap
This is a white dog with dark patches and floppy ears. It's seated in such a way that it looks like it could leap up at any moment joyfully, but it's trying very hard to behave for the photo. It has a big ole open mouth doggie smile, and definitely seems to be making eye contact with the human that is having it sit still to have it's picture made.
This dog has that kind of silky black and white fur that you just want to pet so much, big floofy floppy ears like a border collie. It is laying down like it's napping, and I wonder if it's human decided to try to take it's picture while it was napping, but it woke up to a camera and looks mildly perplexed, worried, and put upon.

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr that last pooch looks weighed down by history.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I could never live there.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts no frocks in Europe? Absurd, in fact I understand that

“The word "frock" actually comes from the Old French word "froc," which means "a monk's habit." Over time, the word came to be used more broadly to refer to any type of loose-fitting, comfortable dress.”

Crash any party and you’ll be astonished by the variety. Most of them are green of course.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's good to know.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts give them a little crack beforehand and then it’s easier to peel the shell.

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, a little mystery also for today. After the Toxic Club, my
brother and I got a strawberry limeade at a little drive inn, and drove around this Conservation Area, but then we start seeing this fence with these signs, it's like 8 foot tall with lots of the fence totally blacked out, and these signs placed on them that say:

Saline Valley Ranch, No Hunting, No Trespassing

This fence went for miles, and miles had to be incredibly pricey to put in, it reminded me of the fence they'd have at a minimum security prison, but we didn't see cows, horses, crops, nothing but woods and hills and miles and miles of giant fence.

We try to find information about what it is, but there's basically nothing. My husband looks it up on Google Earth, and finds Little Saline Ranch, and I look it up, and it says permanently closed, and even less information is available about that. Google Earth shows lots of wooded land, a lake, and a few open fields, but we couldn't see any buildings or animals, nothing like that.

So, looking up that I find this article about mysterious happenings in the area:

https://www.cjonline.com/story/news/local/2018/10/31/hunting-ghosts-miller-county-other/9408986007

It mentions several people seeing a Bigfoot type cryptid in the area, so obviously the fence is to keep it in. My other guesses involve a government blacksite, as it isn't too far from and airforce base, or a doomsday cult, what do you all think?

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr Spielberg vibes.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love Chinese food.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Dim! Sum suggestions.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Poor Brian.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts ‘It eats away at my Brian’.

RickiTarr, to random
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You can also spank your wife with a SPURTLE!

https://youtu.be/dZTtVl7PZBY?si=ZHAXVN338wpzTMaM

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr And what’s with the lone Brit gushing about his Magic Bullet?

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