The Ice Pirates - starring Robert Ulrich, Mary Crosby, Michael D Roberts, Ron Perlman and Angelica Houston - 1984

Multiple CWs: Angelica Houston dual wielding swords in leather. A young and old Ron Perlman. Genital mutilation. Baby donkeys. Adult donkeys. 80s racism and sexism with comeuppances of varying proportions. Pirate monster trucks with laser cannons. Space unicorns. Space Amazons. Space herpes. One incredibly tasteless rape joke. And robots. Lots and lots and lots of robots.

Best line:

"Why did you make him black?"
"I wanted him to be perfect."

Wikipedia

The Ice Pirates is a 1984 American comic science fiction film directed by Stewart Raffill, who co-wrote the screenplay with Krull writer Stanford Sherman. The film stars Robert Urich, Mary Crosby and Michael D. Roberts; other notable featured actors are Anjelica Huston, Ron Perlman, Bruce Vilanch, John Carradine and former football player John Matuszak.

Before the death by snu snu jokes start, I've been asked to refer any Futurama fans to the 7th World suite. Please be aware of the precise directions and do not deviate course when passing through the time warp.

For those guests concerned about possible infestations, please be assured that the incoming convention attendees were properly sanitized, with fire where appropriate.

Note, all incoming Ice Pirates will be required to attend our mandatory (but free!) classes on sexual harassment awareness before accessing the public areas of the hotel due to the multiple unfortunate incidents from last year's convention.