The 13th Floor

When I get high I get high on speed. Top fuel funny car's a drug for me...

Zoo time is she and you time...

Oh, but I know you'll cause me grief. Close friends of mine are in disbelief. They can see what's underneath, fluttering lashes, red lips and pearly white teeth...

It can't rain all the time....

So, the crow thinks he can sing 'ey? Well you ain't felt silk until you've heard Cissie's voice. Bring it bird, gimme that swing......

This dump needs more jazz. And to rectify the ruinous reputation of you rubes, I'm bringing home the swing....

There is no better day than Saturday to shake a bagpipe....

This modern music ain't so bad once you add a lil' old school class......

“In a thousand years, Gandahar will be destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved and what can’t be avoided will be.”...

We’d like to ease your mind regarding the recent visitations (abduction is such a dirty word). They’re not experiments… they’re invitations. That is, if you’ve got the brass be bearable for extended space travel…

Opening Statement of Mr. Harold Schoff, attorney for Mr. Coyote: My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state,...

It rains a lot, up here; there are winter days when it doesn’t really get light at all, only a bright, indeterminate gray. But then there are days when it’s like they whip aside a curtain to flash you three minutes of sunlit, suspended mountain, the trademark at the start of God’s own movie. It was like that the day her...

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Oh, it's time I go. They'll never take my monkey bones....

This video reminds me of some of my first extradimensional interludes, and my early experiments with the spore drive....

Pain. All around it surrounds and it suffocates me. I'm afraid that this town has me down on my hands and knees. Am I insane? Feel so wrong don't belong in this reality....

During her many years of teaching introduction to fiction courses, Ann Charters developed an acute sense of which stories work most effectively in the classroom. She also discovered that writers, not editors, have the most interesting and useful things to say about the making and the meaning of fiction....

We’re taking over the world one kiss at a time. And then I’m taking your girl and I’m making her mine....

A woman who knows how to demand that you talk to the hand. I'm convinced she's a scanner....

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach - all the damn vampires....

I looked across the room, and there was Dr. Martin Luther King walking towards me with this big grin on his face. He reached out to me and said, 'Yes, Ms. Nichols, I am your greatest fan.' He said that Star Trek was the only show that he, and his wife Coretta, would allow their three little children to stay up and watch. [She...

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If the Parliament Funkadelic had a bunch of kids that they let Cardi B raise in the Dominican Republic, I bet it’d look like this....

The Brooklyn SciFi Film Festival returns for 2023 with 135 films selected for screening October 9 through the 15th. SciFi fans from around the world are welcomed to join this one-of-a-kind event as all films will be made available online for streaming and rating through Brooklyn SciFi's Netflix style festival platform....

Godspeed for the last time - my rear view’s like my past life. My demons' mad that I’m too fast, furious when I zoom past...