dancinyogi,
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Ok, seriously, does ANYONE know anything about parakeets? I'm sitting in someone's kitchen with a yelling parakeet, and I have to change his water dish, and he's already bitten me (damn, that hurts). This bird hates me on sight! Does anyone know enough about parakeets to tell me how to avoid getting bit?

#birds

acm_redfox,
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@dancinyogi I mean, i've been around parakeets. usually the dishes can be removed from the outside of the cage?

Tarheel,
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@dancinyogi he's a tiny critter seoarated from his 'flock' and alone (except for this huge stranger with hands coming at him) frightened out of his wits and defending himself the only way he knows how. Jokes about harming him are SICK.

dancinyogi,
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@Tarheel Excuse me, this was a toot asking for help in not getting bit, not joking about harming him. I'm not sure what you read from this, but there was no suggestion of my harming him.

Tarheel,
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@dancinyogi sime of your commenters, not you. Your awesomeness is self evident.

dancinyogi,
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@Tarheel Oh, that guy about the gas? I blocked him. That was awful

Tarheel,
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@dancinyogi yes. Or letting Louie out the window (how I got my boy: his owner was threatening to abandon him that way. In March.) Or the cat one.

So. Not. Funny.

dancinyogi,
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Thank you for the suggestions re: Louie, the vicious parakeet. I ended up closing the blinds in the kitchen, playing new-age music on my phone, and waiting for him to stop screeching. I managed to get in and out with just a couple of nips. Wounded fingers crossed that holds for the next 7 days.🤞

purplepadma,
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@dancinyogi This sounds like much more than you bargained for when you offered to birdsit!

dancinyogi,
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@purplepadma I had a conure when I was younger. I thought it would be just like that. NOPE.

purplepadma,
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mjf_pro,
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@dancinyogi Play Monty Python’s Parrot Sketch on repeat for the next 6 hours. That’ll get him in line.

Sharonbw,
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@dancinyogi
Yikes. 7 DAYS?!!! Maybe Louie will get used to you. Either that or hone his biting skills. 😂

dancinyogi,
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@Sharonbw It was last minute. They asked me last night when the kid down the street canceled at the last minute. I put a small boom box in the kitchen and have the classical music station on for him. Hopefully, that will keep him chilled out.

Sharonbw,
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@dancinyogi
That's actually a good idea. He's probably a kindred spirit and just doesn't like change.

BluesHarp,

@dancinyogi
Wear gloves...

Aviva_Gary,
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@dancinyogi Do you have anything that can cover his cage? Covering the cage calms them down...

Enema_Cowboy,
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@dancinyogi
A leather work glove helps.

Uncleharvey,

@dancinyogi
Gloves to strangle the little beggar before he bites ya again? Just a suggestion.... 🤔😆

santoperdido,

@dancinyogi Almost impossible. They're not friendly to strangers. Someone suggested wearing gloves - that's your best option.

irieknit,

@dancinyogi covering the cage with a towel and protect your hand by wrapping it in another towel.

You can just put a new bowl in with fresh water if taking the dish out is too defended.

Hawkmoon,
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msbellows,
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@dancinyogi Easy. Just turn off the pilot light, turn the gas on, and close the kitchen door behind you. In an hour you can change the water no problem.

msbellows,
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@dancinyogi Can you stream the water in from a cool teakettle or something?

dancinyogi,
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@msbellows Probably but I also have to change the papers eventually and the seed.

mansr,
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@dancinyogi Threaten him with a cat.

ericdere,
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@dancinyogi open a window, problem solved

cjonthehudson,
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@dancinyogi Oven mitt or sock over your hand? that's all I got.

dancinyogi,
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@cjonthehudson I tried an oven mitt and his beak got caught on it. I'm guessing the same will happen with a sock.

JohnJBurnsIII,
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@dancinyogi

Leather garden gloves.

Kitchen tongs.

Sharonbw,
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@dancinyogi

I'm of no help, except do you have gloves? Preferably leather ones.

dancinyogi,
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@Sharonbw

I packed them!!

Sharonbw,
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@dancinyogi
Oh nooooooo. 😖

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