eled_nil, Italian 
Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes.
“As the brakes never really worked anyway, we figured the team’s existence was redundant. Going forward, none of our models will be outfitted with brakes"
At press time, Tesla staffers responsible for wheels were reportedly nervous after receiving an ominous meeting request from HR.
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