nafnlaus, to TeslaMotors Icelandic
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"Fun" fact: 's compensation plan, expected to be approved by the combination of retail shareholder enablers and the fact that many major market funds don't vote their shares, would be enough to pay 6-figure salaries to all ~14000 recently laid-off employees for 40 years.

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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Elon Musk has claimed that the 2024 presidential election would likely be the last to be decided by US citizens, blaming an “influx” of illegal immigrants being allowed to vote.

Luckily 💩 is never right about anything..😂

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-2024-election-last-us-citizens-b2542440.html

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hgbruenker, to TeslaMotors German
@hgbruenker@mastodon.social avatar

US-Milliardär auf Kuschelkurs mit rechten Parteien wie der ?
... er würde von einem Erfolg der angeblichen Patrioten vermutlich mehr profitieren als "der kleine Mann" in Deitschland.

https://www.telepolis.de/features/Elon-Musk-auf-Kuschelkurs-mit-der-AfD-9712620.html

FuckElon, to tesla
@FuckElon@mastodon.social avatar

The entire net profit of tesla, since its first profit in 2020, is about $35 billion.

Their entire net profit, since the beginning.

Musk's compensation plan, that shareholders are being asked to approve, is worth today about $45 billion.

Profits from last quarter have fallen 55%, mainly because of Elon, btw.

#Tesla #Elon Musk #Twitter

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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Tesla cuts all but 3 of its 3,400 listed jobs in North America

The company went through a wave of layoffs, which CEO Elon Musk described as "hard core," and saw at least six executives leave. In a series of back-to-back blows, the company's first-quarter earnings missed estimates by nearly every measure, it recalled nearly 4,000 Cybertrucks, and it entered a price war with Chinese EV rivals teaming up against the company.

is abandoning America slowly. 🐀

https://www.businessinsider.com/teslas-cuts-open-jobs-globally-hiring-freeze-musk-layoffs-cuts-2024-5

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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Neuralink's brain-chip implant malfunctioned, and the company reportedly considered removing it from its human patient

The retraction of some of the threads caused the electrodes in the device to be less effective, Neuralink said. It said it had since made tweaks which in turn "produced a rapid and sustained improvement in BPS, that has now superseded Noland's initial performance."

Never let mess with your brain..
Think about SpaceX, Tesla, and twitter 1st 🤔

https://www.businessinsider.com/neuralink-weighed-removing-patient-brain-chip-implant-after-malfunction-report-2024-5

hanse_mina, to Bulgaria
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Internal Market Commissioner Thierry slapped down a last-ditch German effort to suspend the satellite communications network — a European rival to 's system.

's Vice-Chancellor Robert , who also serves as economy and climate minister, wants to delay the launch due to worries over what he called an “exorbitant” price tag.

https://www.politico.eu/article/brussels-blasts-back-berlin-over-gambit-stop-eu-starlink-rival/

ajsadauskas, to tesla
@ajsadauskas@aus.social avatar

After sacking the charging team at Tesla, the "free speech absolutist" has found a new way to save some a few dollars: Cancelling Summer internships he's already promised to students.

The interns get paid US$35 per hour:

https://gizmodo.com.au/2024/05/teslas-interns-reportedly-feeling-the-wrath-of-elon-musk/

andrew, to twitter
@andrew@esq.social avatar

Good news folks, despite having their SSL cert expire, continues to have a perfect uptime over the last 180 days. No incidents whatsoever.

What are we even doing over here?! That place sounds like Xanadu!

#x

https://status.twitterstat.us

IncredulousMike, to twitter
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MattBinder, to random
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mister free speech just openly pondering about deporting anyone, including American citizens, who does free speech

maddad,
@maddad@mastodon.world avatar

@MattBinder

And once again 💩 shows us he has no brain..

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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Great work 💩
💩 ruins everything💩

Tesla tells the EV industry: Fend for yourselves

Musk said that Tesla would still grow its Supercharger network, but "at a slower pace for new locations" with more focus on reliability.

Tesla drivers, meanwhile, were already worried about bigger lines at already-swamped chargers once other models of cars were given the keys to the kingdom.

https://www.businessinsider.com/teslas-supercharger-changes-hurt-wider-ev-industry-2024-5

PeterSoukup, to tesla Czech
@PeterSoukup@mastodon.social avatar

Musky boy trying to save the falling stock price of his techno-ponzi by announcing an "affordable" model ... I imagine how his couple of last projects have gone - Tesla Semi, Cyber-urinal ... I mean those expensive models are total crap from quality stand point, I imagine how this one is gonna look like ... I think Toyota, BYD, Volkswagen and others are going to destroy him ...
https://twitter.com/Factschaser/status/1783512823085105300

professorhank, to TeslaMotors
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eddie1perez, to random
@eddie1perez@mastodon.social avatar

As a former director for civic integrity at Twitter, I’ve been disturbed for some time about what Elon Musk is doing with his private global platform.

Today, I took the step of leaving Twitter, completely.

Why?
Here’s my last tweet:
https://mem.ai/p/e83QTrTPntGEmmZYQUEc

Ottolaurie6,
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@eddie1perez I can’t believe my good fortune in having tired of the app() and attempting to enjoy real quality content on despite my cognitive challenges of chronic illness on the very day before the best post on that app was going ! I definitely wanted to know what the and former employees really wanted to share from their recent experiences.

mike, to TikTok
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Will get banned? Will it get bought? Who will buy it? Will that acquisition even be allowed by the FTC? I would not put it past Musk to make an attempt here. TikTok is just the latest example of the perils of building an audience in a walled garden. This is why the is the way forward.

https://digiday.com/marketing/as-tiktok-ban-threatens-stability-in-social-media-ecosystem-some-brands-settle-into-the-fediverse/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Following The Fediverse @following

slcw, to TeslaMotors
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TodayInTwitter, to random
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You don't even need to read this. Just check this headline out: https://theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elon-musk-dead-at-52-misinformation-laws/

RodneyPetersonTalent,
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@TodayInTwitter

Why I am #outraged! All of the #misinformation in the article about #ElonMusk being dead at 52.

Very important details are botched!

For the record, #Elon #Musk was watching incest #porn, and was going to #court for the #felony of having #sex with animals, not the other way around.

In fact, in a preliminary #hearing last week I heard #Space Karen Elon Musk say as he was charged with animal necrophilia “Gee your honor I didn’t know the cat was dead when I was #fucking it.”

metin, (edited ) to TeslaMotors
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dannotdaniel, (edited ) to random
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The Cybertruck's failure is now complete https://mashable.com/article/cybertruck-is-over

Cheese it. 🧀🧀🧀

#cybertruck #tesla #elon #fail #cheese

jackhutton, to tesla
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[LA Times]: Tesla recalls nearly 4,000 Cybertrucks due to faulty accelerator pedal By Karen Garcia

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-04-19/tesla-recalls-nearly-4-000-cyber-trucks-due-to-faulty-accelerator-pedal

mikemathia, to TeslaMotors
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This one still holds up well.

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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The owner of X, formerly Twitter, sent out a post on Friday noting that he is against banning the platform even though it would benefit X. Musk added that a ban is “contrary to freedom of speech” and “not what America stands for.”

Oh thats right 💩 your all about do as I say, not as I do 💩

https://www.mediaite.com/tech/elon-musk-comes-out-against-banning-tiktok-not-what-america-stands-for/

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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Everything touches turns to 💩
💩 ruins everything.

Tesla shares drop below $150, wiping out a year’s gains — three days days after Musk sacked 14k people
The price drop comes amid a difficult year for the electric vehicle company, which already lost $200bn in market value this year

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/elon-musk-tesla-stock-drop-b2531188.html

deflockcom, to twitter
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