DarkThoughts,

No, don't even think about doing it. Your parents are morons and I suggest you do not take any parental advice from them. This is nothing but a completely brain dead idea that could get you in a lot of legal trouble.

adonis,
adonis avatar

well, not only a legal trouble... the parents are putting OPs and others lifes in danger.

Rayleigh,

Maybe I’m crazy, but isnt just learning how to drive an option? Especially automatic is really not that hard.

alokir,

Where’s “here”?

In some countries they’ll fail you if you don’t bribe, even if your driving was perfect, in others they’ll just overlook small errors that aren’t too dangerous.

There are places where if you bribe they’ll let you pass even if you can barely drive, in others they’ll call the police on you if you bring it up.

Ask around locally, you should definitely not bribe if you’d be a danger to yourself and others.

GreedyYardHippos,
GreedyYardHippos avatar

They also posted the same question to askmalaysians, maybe they’re from Malaysia?!

grasib,

If they are Malaysian, this is definitely an option/might have been expected.

Lemvi,

Nah man, just try again. If you fail on your third attempt, you can start thinking about bribes. Would be helpful to know which country you are in though. Here in Germany i’m pretty sure that bribing wouldn’t work.

Vex_Detrause,

Keep taking the test. Or ask your parents to “talk”/bribe the instructor. Either you learn to drive, they will pass you out of perseverance(cause you don’t want to bribe) or you learn how to start the “bribe” talk.

andrew,

It sounds like you might have misunderstood them. To me, it’s sounds like they are telling you to just BIKE. I’d suggest a used bike from a reputable manufacturer, in my city that will set ya back about 200, less than you’d pay for JUST insurance. On a simple bike like this any problem you might experience will be easily diagnosable and self fixable or you can go to a shop and pay a little extra. If you live in an area where things are far apart you might want to look into an e bike, those range from about 1k or more. They can go from 20-30mph and should be treated more seriously as you ride as on a regular bike you will probably only achieve 10-15mph averages. That will have the negative tradeoff of being harder to work on, more expensive, and perhaps frowned upon by “sport” cyclists. Check out this resource for more safety information.

Pyr_Pressure,

Where are you located?

If in north America definitely do not bribe.

corsicanguppy,

So you’ve learned:

  • driving tests are harder than you thought
  • your parents have ethics problems

Don’t leave your kids with your parents, is the real take-away here.

atlasraven31,

You: “Maybe this crisp Washington will change your mind”

Them: “Are you trying to bribe me with a $1 bill?”

adonis,
adonis avatar

yes.. and there's more where this comes from 😎

zerbey,

Don’t do that, study harder and try again.

HeartyBeast,
HeartyBeast avatar

As a fellow road-user - please don’t.

collegefurtrader,

Not recommend in the US

borlax,

Or just suck less at driving and maybe you will pass next time.

HipPriest,

From your tone it doesn't sound like you're comfortable with the idea. Would it be so bad to try retaking it? Would your parents be angry or give you grief over it? I know there's different levels of acceptability of bribery in different parts of the world so I'm guessing your somewhere where it's not as strictly monitored as where I am.

But go with your instincts. At the end of the day it's you taking the risk of paying a bribe, not your parents, and it's your moral choice, not theirs. But at the same time I know how annoying parental pressure can be!

osmn,

Don’t forget, you, not OP, are also taking a risk. We’re all on the road, it’s fucking disgusting that people will do this instead of just study for a little bit.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Is it possible your parents were joking?

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