Would having a cat girl as a family pet mess my kids up?
So one of my kids is highly allergic to cats, but really wants a pet cat. I thought a good solution would be to get a cat girl. My wife is not totally thrilled by the idea, but I’m sure I could convince her. What are your thoughts?
Edit: ok it seems like we’ve got a lot of haters in the comments. If any actual cat girls want to weigh in…
Sounds like you’re about to speedrun a divorce and have to pay for your kids therapy and be put on a list that prevents you from from going near where children are.
Just in case this isn’t a bit: OP, the structure in English should be “adjective noun.” The opposite to most romantic languages where you say the noun then the description word. So a cat girl is a girl (assumed human) that can be described as a cat (has the traits of a cat). A girl cat is more reasonably a cat that is a girl, though you’d probably say “female cat” more often. For allergies you’d want to look into hypoallergenic cats like the hairless sphynx.
No-one is forcing anyone. It’d be entirely consenting. But if I find a person who wants to be a cat, and I want a cat without the allergens I don’t see the problem.
Often parents end up having to force circumstances upon their children that their children are too young to understand, such as getting vaccinations or eating healthy foods. It's for their own good. Perhaps living with a catgirl is one of those things, I'd need to know what the local legislation says.
You could ask OP to tell you where he was going to get his, but I guess you could get a state-issued cat girl, or at least get it fully paid for by your insurance if you’ve got allergies.
Isn’t that slavery? Unless she gets a salary I guess? Would she be living with you full time? I don’t understand. Is your kid only allergic to male cats? I don’t understand.
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