Can we settle this: how many holes does a straw have?

At work we somehow landed on the topic of how many holes a human has, which then evolved into a heated discussion on the classic question of how many holes does a straw have.

I think it’s two, but some people are convinced that it’s one, which I just don’t understand. What are your thoughts?

krayj,

1 ‘hole’ if you can call it that. Imagine if the straw started life as a solid cylinder and you had to bore out the inside to turn it into a straw: if that were the case, you would drill 1 hole all the way through it.

Another analogy is a donut. Would you agree that a donut has just 1 hole? I would say yes. Now stretch that donut vertically untill you have a giant cylinder with a hole in the middle. That’s basically now just a straw. The fact you stretched it doesn’t increase the number of holes it has.

wolfshadowheart,
wolfshadowheart avatar

A strownut if you will

RealNooshie,

I would eat that

experbia,
experbia avatar

Imagine if the straw started life as a solid cylinder and you had to bore out the inside to turn it into a straw

This would mean a straw has a hole, yes. It would be like a donut indeed - donuts are first whole, then have the hole punched out of them. This meets a dictionary definition of a hole (a perforation). A subtractive process has removed an area, leaving a hole.

But straws aren't manufactured this way, their solid bits are additively formed around the empty area. I personally don't think this meets the definition.

Your topological argument is strong though - both a donut and straw share the same topological feature, but when we use these math abstractions, things can be a bit weird. For instance, a hollow torus (imagine a creme-filled donut that has not yet had its shell penetrated to fill it) has two holes. One might not expect this since it looks like it still only obviously has one, but the "inner torus" consisting of negative space (that represents the hollow) is itself a valid topological hole as well.

dgmib,

“This meets a dictionary definition of a hole.

But straws aren’t manufactured this way, their solid bits are additively formed around the empty area. I personally don’t think this meets the definition.”

By this logic, how I make a doughnut changes whether it has a hole.

If I make a long string of dough and then connect the ends together and cook it (a forming process) it doesn’t have a hole.

If I cut a hole in a dough disc and then cook (a perforation) it has a hole. Even though the final result is identical?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

On the matter of the doughnut: If you make them at home, you’re almost always just rolling a cylinder and then making it a circle. I have never actually punched a hole out of a doughnut. That would mess up the toroidal shape.

But also: So you’re saying a straw has 0 holes?

Nemo,

Maybe she’s not, but I am. An intact straw has zero holes. If you stick a pin in the side, it has one. If you stick a pin all the way through, it has two.

zalack,
zalack avatar

What if you bored from both ends of the cylinder until they meet in the middle?

There would be two holes until, at the moment of contact, it becomes one?

Does the method with which the straw shaft is created influence the number of holes it has?

TwilightVulpine,

Not only that, but if you pinch it in the middle until the passage closes, could it still be called just one hole?

SpaceNoodle,

No, topologically there would be no holes until the moment of contact. This is the same as there being no hole when drilling through from only one side until the surface on the opposing side is broken.

Perhaps,

So how does one “dig a hole?” Straight to China? Or whatever is opposite of you?

SpaceNoodle,

Topologically, yes. Buy you could also go down a bit, make a lateral tunnel, then pop back up.

livus,
livus avatar

So what you are saying is, if I dig a hole that doesn't go anywhere, then that's not really a hole?

eu,

In topology, yes. It must go through to count.

livus,
livus avatar

That's fascinating. So most of what I would call "holes" are what, in topographical terms, hollows? Depressions?

eu,

I don't even know if they have a name for that since it can simply be undone by stretching the object, which is allowed under topological rules.

SpaceNoodle,

Topologically, yes. Coincidentally, “Hole to Nowhere” is the best Talking Heads parody album.

livus,
livus avatar

Heh I will have to check that out!

Boddhisatva,

Yes, but topologists can't tell a doughnut from a coffee cup so they're clearly insane.

wanderingmagus,

But here’s the thing. Take that doughnut and stretch it until it’s a cube with two square cutouts in it. Stretch in some of the inner walls. Now you have a house, with a door and a window. Now: does the house have two holes - a door and a window - or does it have one hole?

KaiFeng,

Locally has two extrinsic holes, that is holes relative to things outside and inside the house, globally has one intrinsic hole. We say that the door is a hole respect to the wall no to the house itself. So both the door and the window are holes locally. But we never say the house has holes, we talk about walls and ceilings so globally that house has 1 hole. Another way of thinking it is that if the house can be deformed into a filled doughnut then it can be compressed to a circle and that’s the definition of a 1-hole.

thenofootcanman,

Topologically, still one

Fanfpkd,

So as you begin to bore, that is one hole. But when you go through the other side, you have in fact made two holes. I think a donut can actually be thought of either as one hole or two holes, or more correctly; two holes that are the same hole.

Back to the straw; if you make another hole in the side of the straw half way up, would it still have one hole? Or two holes? Or three holes?

A bit like thinking of the human digestive tract, most of us would agree that your mouth is a different hole to your anus, but we agree that they are in two ends of the same system

ccunning,

How many holes does a rubber band have? A donut?

Topologically a rubber band, a donut, and a straw have the same number of holes. The hole at either end of the straw is just a continuation of the same one hole.

patchw3rk,
patchw3rk avatar

I disagree. A rubber band and a donut do not have an 'in' and 'out'.

DarraignTheSane,
@DarraignTheSane@lemmy.world avatar

A straw does? What are you, the straw police?

patchw3rk,
patchw3rk avatar

That's a strawman argument!

Th4tGuyII,
Th4tGuyII avatar

A straw's "in" and "out" are completely arbitrary. You can flip a straw either way and it'd still work.

Anything with a hole through it that isn't perfectly 2D could have a "in" and "out" side. Your rubber band your doughnut only don't have one because nobody ever thought to define one.

papalonian,

Stick your finger through a donut, does it go in one side and out the other?

patchw3rk,
patchw3rk avatar

Giggidy.

wanderingmagus,

Take that cylinder and stretch it until it’s a cube with two square cutouts in it. Stretch in some of the inner walls. Now you have a house, with a door and a window. Now: does the house have two holes - a door and a window - or does it have one hole?

Nemo,

None of them have holes, usually. A hole goes from the outside of a volume to the inside. Those are all intact tori.

key,

By that argument your mouth is a continuation of your asshole… No offense.

Th4tGuyII,
Th4tGuyII avatar

Given the amount of people I know who are always full of shit, I'd buy that

jclinares,
jclinares avatar

I assume that's how OP's debate of how many holes a human had ended up being about straws: someone argued that the mouth and the anus are just one hole

kursis,

For normal people asshole would be continuation from mouth, but I don't judge. You do you!

HamSwagwich,
HamSwagwich avatar

Indeed, and when you kiss someone you are making one big hole connected by two assholes.

swab148,

Anal 69s just make one big reverse-donut

swab148,

Anal 69s just make one big reverse-donut

simplecyphers,

I mean… yeah

andyburke,
andyburke avatar

Some people haven't realized almost all animals are just tubes with various fancy shit glued on.

Edit: including humans

Itty53,
Itty53 avatar

Or put biologically, virtually all fauna are just various advanced forms of flatworm.

Petrichor3345,

IIRC humans have 7 holes topologically (assuming both vsauce and my memory are correct). I'm not sure how many a flatworm would have, but I bet you could group animals by number of holes topologically, which might be interesting.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
GreenPlasticSushiGrass avatar

Flatworms have a single opening that leads to a branching cavity (an incomplete digestive system). This means that the single opening is for both ingesting nutrients and expelling waste. While your mouth may be attached to your anus via the alimentary canal, I think it beats the hell out of having one multi-purpose opening, imho.

Petrichor3345,

Right, technically a human only has 1 hole for ingesting nutrients and expelling waste as well though, assuming you are talking about the mouth and anus. Does a flatworm have any other through holes though e.g. nostrils or tear ducts? I have no idea what the biology of a flatworm is haha.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
GreenPlasticSushiGrass avatar

No, gas exchange is by simple diffusion across the skin and gut. No ears or eyes per se, just some photosensitive cells in slight depressions on the head. Planaria are pretty simple as far as animals go.

olorin99,
olorin99 avatar

What are the 7 holes humans have?

key,

Two ears, mouth/anus/nostrils, urethra, optionally vagina. That’s 5…what else, eye sockets?

RealNooshie,

I guess we all are talking out of our asses, then…

Badass_panda,

A hollow cylinder has a single hole, with two openings. A hole can be open on one end only (e.g., a well is a hole in the ground), or it can have multiple openings (e.g., a straw has a hole with two openings).

If one cannot immediately tell whether two openings are connected to one another, then one assumes they are not; e.g., if you see a well in Florida you don’t assume it is the opening of a hole that extends to connect to another opening in Australia.

experbia,
experbia avatar

None. Colloquially, we use "hole" in all kinds of weird ways. As others have pointed out, topologically a straw is no different to a torus (donut) that clearly has one "hole"... but I'd like to focus instead on the linguistic definition of "hole", not the colloquial or mathematic definitions.

A hole can either mean:

  1. a perforation ("a hole in my shirt", "a bullet hole", etc) - which is, specifically, "a hole or pattern made by or as if by piercing or boring"
  2. a gap ("a hole in your reasoning", "a hole in my heart", etc)
  3. a hollowed out or burrowed place ("a hole in the road", "a fox hole", etc)

i think we're not talking about 2. It seems to require some larger uniform structure or set of items in which an item is missing. 1 and 3 seem really similar to me: both seem to require some active removal of matter to qualify. All of these definitions point towards a subtractive process, where something of a larger whole (heh) is removed or absent.

Most straws, I'll venture a guess, are not manufactured solid and then bored out.. so I don't think it applies here. So I don't think a straw matches a fitting definition of "hole". A straw is created additively by assembling the "shell" by some means, not subtractively. Donuts, by comparison, had holes punched in them. A subtractive operation. Rubber bands have not had holes punched in them... they're additive. Not holes.

Similarly (because I see a lot of talk about buttholes and mouths here too), your esophagus and digestive tract (and veins and all kinds of other things) were formed in a similar additive manner, not by forming a mass of meat and boring through the passage, and thus would similarly not qualify as "holes" (in my opinion).

Badass_panda,

I’m seeing a lot of this kind of taxonomical argument relying on material being removed, but it’s not convincing. A taxonomical argument that relies on commonly accepted definitions, but does not include commonly accepted examples, is logically flawed.

It’s normal, accepted usage to describe your anus and so forth as holes, despite no material having been removed.

Similarly, it’s normal to describe Cheerios as having holes in the middle, or bagels as having holes in the middle, or a pool noodle as having a hole through it, or any number of similar things that are formed without any material being removed. It extends to the metaphysical, in fact; one can have a hole in their logic, for instance, without the implications that their logic must once have contained this item, until it was somehow removed.

A hole is an entirely contained negative space; I don’t think it requires anything to have been removed.

such_lettuce7970,
such_lettuce7970 avatar

Zero holes, one channel.

aarnav,
gothicdecadence,

Relevant Vsauce video youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ

asterfield,

If you make the straw less long, it’s a donut. And a donut obviously has 1 hole. So a long donut only has one hole. Q.E.D

asterfield,

I didn’t expect all the other comments to also use donuts to explain this

jerdle_lemmy,

It has one hole. While it appears to have two holes, if both are closed, you get a hollow sphere, which has -1 holes.

assassinatedbyCIA,

A straw is geometrically the same as a circular piece of paper with a z depth of zero and a hole in the middle. Because the z depth is zero there is only one hole. As you add thickness the one hole remains. Therefore, a straw has one hole.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

so, using this logic, how many holes does a human have? 2? 2 1/2?

Vigge93,
  1. Two ears, two eyes, two nostrils, one mouth, all connected to the anus.
MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

ears? tell me this story…

Ferris,

You have to rip through a membrane unless you’ve had tubes implanted for the ears I think?

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Yes I google it and discovered my mistake

Ferris,

I’m a weirdo who learned how to ‘click’ their ears (opening eustachian tubes on demand) on their own possibly before Google existed, and have done a little research between now and then :p

SuRiYa,

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  • MissJinx,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    I counted the ears as 1 hole and the rest as another. Like If I put food in my ear it wont come out through the mouth or urethra.

    Edit: I was wrong, the ears are indeed conected to the nasopharynx and I didn’t know that.

    fmstrat,

    Poop. Beans. Here come the holes.

    themeatbridge,

    Define a “hole”.

    Jourei,

    What about a tank that has one input and one output hole, technically much like a straw? This is why I call the edges of a straw a hole, so straw has two holes.

    Or, what about drinking straws with more than one succy pipe?

    supanovadova,

    A straw with 3 openings would have 2 holes.

    theherk,

    Classic topology question. Absolutely one hole; it goes all the way through.

    Of course, connotatively, two is a fine assessment, but not in topology.

    How many holes does a donut have? Now just try to image the real difference between a straw and a donut. Is there one, aside from deliciousness?

    bhamlin,

    Deliciousness here is only limited by bravery.

    littlebluespark,
    @littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

    Taste. Edibility is relevant to bravery, not enjoyability.

    Klear,

    That’s nice but topology is quite removed from everyday language. A hole in the ground is a hole.

    theherk,

    I completely agree. That’s what I’m saying. Topologically if you dig into the earth with a shovel, it hasn’t changed at all; there is no hole, but connotatively there clearly is.

    Klear,

    And what I’m saying is that answering this with topology is quite misplaced because topology explicitly doesn’t deal with physical objects, ever. It uses very specific abstract definitions which cannot apply to everyday life.

    That is not to say it isn’t useful. It’s an amazing discipline with wide applications, but answering questions about the properties of physical objects is not its intended use.

    theherk,

    I was explicit that there are two topics here. You seem to agree. Why you think bringing up topology when asking a famous topology question that people like Riemann have been talking about for a few hundred years is just weird. That’s like saying you can’t talk about geometry when asking how many sides a house has. Feels very akshually.

    Girru00,

    I thought one hole intuitively, then I started thinking… what about those y shaped straws or medical hoses that split… one hole? Two holes? Three?

    meekah,
    @meekah@lemmy.world avatar

    A Y straw has 2 holes, according to topology.

    If you want to learn more about topology, I think Vsauce’s video “How many holes does a human have?” explains it pretty well

    slampisko,

    I came here to link that video

    meekah,
    @meekah@lemmy.world avatar

    doing the lord’s work

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