TheBananaKing,
  • Reduce atmospheric CO2 to pre-industrial levels
  • Give me the ability to see/hear remote locations at will.
  • Give me Jessica Jones style mind-control, but without needing to be physically present.

'scuse me while I go unfuck some shit.

BowserBasher,

To own my own theme park in which the rides never break down so that everyone can enjoy it anytime.

£10 million. I think that’s more than enough to live off.

The ability to forget something at will so that I can experience something again for the first time.

firecat,

Granted you now live in a loop experiencing the wish event until you die.

JUST_LET_ME_FAP,
@JUST_LET_ME_FAP@lemmy.world avatar
  • A bottle that refills magically with the most delicious, cool, refreshing water
  • Wolverine’s ability to regenerate any body part
  • And invisibility cloak
oldGregg,
  1. Motivation to complete anything I decide to do.
  2. General happiness with life.
  3. Good health for my immediate family and I for 50 years.
Empricorn,

I mean, you could have solved starvation and global peace, but those are nice too.

oldGregg,

You’re welcome to solve those if you want.

Don’t highroad wishes.

TrenchcoatFullofBats,

And always drink Bailey’s from a shoe

stoy,

I would wish for the following.

I wish that everyone in my family slowly over two years gets into then stays in decent shape for the rest of their lives.

I wish that everyone in my family gets success, but keeps most of our anonymity.

I wish that pollution (including co2) was reversed to pre industrial revolution levels, this means that all material causing pollution is transformed back into raw material, so all excess co2 would be transformed back into what it was before, oil/coal/wood, suddenly we would have a clean planet, full of natural resources and modern technology, as well as an understanding of climate change, we would get a second chance, but with an enourmous jumpstart.

mindbleach,

First, immortality. Everything else can wait.

HexesofVexes,
  1. For learning to be easier for everyone, so humanity can grow wiser.
  2. For kind acts to extend people’s lives, so humanity will grow kinder.
  3. For the afterlife to be as perfect as promised, so we can see them again after a life of kind wisdom.
histic,

what’s the monkey paw mechanic I’m confused

intensely_human,

I wish you hadn’t asked that

mindbleach,

Ironic corruption / malicious compliance.

LoamImprovement,

In a short story, the monkey’s paw is an artifact that grants three wishes of the person who holds it, albeit in the worst way possible.

The story goes that a pensioner and his wife receive the paw from some guy who warns them that the paw twists the wishes, but they pay the warning no mind and wish for a sum of money. A finger on the paw curls, and a factory foreman shows up with the money explaining that their son has died of a horrific mutilating accident in the factory. The insurance policy pays the money out to the surviving members of the family.

The wife wishes that their son were alive again, another finger curls, and a few hours later they hear another knock at the door. The wife rushes to welcome their son, however, recalling the stranger’s warning and imagining how terrifying the mutilated body of their son might look, the father uses the last finger to wish the son dead and buried again. Incidentally, there doesn’t appear to be a negative on that wish apart from the horror that’s already been visited on them.

Mango,
  1. To never need
  2. I can say no to anything.
  3. I get to be in the top 10% of income for nothing.
Bye,

Two chicks at the same time

Not sure about the third wish

intensely_human,

That’s … that’s what you’d do with three wishes? Two chicks at the same time? Couldn’t you do that without three wishes?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

You haven’t seen my horribly disfigured body. I’d probably need all three wishes for it.

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fix global environment/emissions to stable levels.

Fix ignorance/hate

Fix capitalism & greed

angstylittlecatboy,
  1. A post scarcity society
  2. World peace
  3. The eradication of authoritarianism
Sensitivezombie,

and capitalism (which would be the case under #1 but don’t underestimate human greed)

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Capitalism is ultimately bourgeoisie authoritarianism

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

•1. I wish you would cry harder and not stop

•2. I wish no one can ever talk to you ever again

•3.

PlutoniumAcid,
@PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world avatar

Satan?

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

I wish your pain was gone

HubertManne,
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1 - safety plan from other poster "if i, as i am now or as i become subsequent to their fulfilment, am unsatisfied with the outcome of any of my wishes, i wish to return to the moment i first was granted them, retaining full knowledge of the timeline as i caused it to be but with the ability to make diffent choices"
2 - maine plan - everyone wakes up to find out we are in a simulation and the real world is a post scarcity start trek like society but with total peace and harmony and none of the fighting
3 - backup plan - my own personal universe/dimension where I control all aspects of it and can enter it and leave it whenever I want. It exists outside of our time/space so when I enter and leave I can go anywhere within either as a destination

turbowafflz,

Video game style save states so when I mess things up I can just go back and fix them as long as I remembered to save. Like that one rick and morty episode except without killing a version of myself every time I use it

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